It’s The Little Things: Tom Hardy Sucking On A Water Bottle

If you’re planning to see The Dark Knight Rises (or Cheech & Chong Presents: The Dark Knight Lights Up as Rush Limbaugh calls it) in IMAX this weekend, then you’re probably reading this while camping out in line so you don’t have to sit in the front row with the dumb hos who didn’t wait hours in advance before the movie starts. Seriously. My not-knowing ass went on Fandango yesterday afternoon to buy tickets to an IMAX showing on Friday night. You know how you’re laughing at me right now? Fandango did the same thing before re-directing me to the site: inyourfuckingdreams.stupidbitch. A lot of IMAX showings have been sold out for weeks and some people are even selling their tickets for up to $100 on eBay. Crazies.

But you know, I shouldn’t even bothering seeing that shit when I can instead spend my Friday night with a bottle of Sun Peak Peach, a copy of Photoshop, this picture of Tom Hardy with a bottle in his mouth at the London premiere of TDKR and all kinds of clip art. That’s all I need to birth out my new Tumblr: Tom Hardy Sucking On Things.

Not only is Tom Hardy sucking the tip of the luckiest water bottle in the world, but he’s doing it while wearing a suit and a trench coat. That is the place where SWOON goes to really swoon. And since we’re on the subject of swooning out of our chonies, I also threw in some pictures of Prince Hot Ginge at last night’s premiere. Congratulations to us all!