Thursday, July 19th 2012

It's The 2012 Emmy Nominations (Alternate Title: My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Was ROBBED!)

When the Emmy nominations are announced every year, I already know that my face is going to fall into a puddle of cold disappointment, but only because 80% of the TV stuff I put my eyeballs on is made of one hundred percent shit and the only way they'd get any nominations is if the Emmy hos decided to do things differently by nominating the absolute worst. But this year, there are a few noms I'm happy about. YAAASSS at Zoey from Nurse Jackie! YAAASSS at Jessica Lange from American Horror Story! YAAASSS at Veep! YAAASS at Uma Thurman from Smash! I'm only YAAASSSing at the last one, because Uma was so damn terrible that she was kind of brilliant. Give her all the Emmys.

The list of who I think should file a police report for getting ROBBED is way too long to list. I mean, where's a nomination for Madeline Stowe's portrayal of an ice cube with a stick permanently shoved up its ice cold ass on Revenge? Where is the nomination for who ever's responsible for the high budget production values on Ringer?  Where the hell is RuPaul's nomination? May every wig fall off of its owner's head on Emmy night as punishment for telling Ru to sashay away.

But you know, it could be worst. At least the Emmys kept it Kuntrashian-free. That's always the bright side of any situation that a Kuntrashian hasn't shoved herself into. The nom list for the main categories is after the jump, but click here if you want to see the full list. JUMP!

COMEDY SERIES
The Big Bang Theory
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Girls
Modern Family
30 Rock
Veep

COMEDY ACTOR
Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory
Larry David as Himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm
Don Cheadle as Marty Kaan in House of Lies
Louis C.K. as Louie in Louie
Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men

COMEDY ACTRESS
Lena Dunham as Hannah Horvath in Girls
Melissa McCarthy as Molly Flynn in Mike & Molly
Zooey Deschanel as Jess Day in New Girl
Edie Falco as Jackie Peyton in Nurse Jackie
Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
Tina Fey as Liz Lemon in 30 Rock
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer in Veep

SUPPORTING COMEDY ACTOR
Ed O’Neill as Jay Pritchett in Modern Family
Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family
Ty Burrell as Phil Dunphy in Modern Family
Eric Stonestreet as Cameron Tucker in Modern Family
Max Greenfield as Schmidt in New Girl
Bill Hader as various characters in Saturday Night Live

SUPPORTING COMEDY ACTRESS
Mayim Bialik as Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory
Kathryn Joosten as Karen McCluskey in Desperate Housewives
Julie Bowen as Claire Dunphy in Modern Family
Sofia Vergara as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family
Merritt Wever as Zoey Barkow in Nurse Jackie
Kristen Wiig as various characters in Saturday Night Live

DRAMA SERIES
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
Homeland
Mad Men

DRAMA ACTRESS
Glenn Close as Patty Hewes in Damages
Michelle Dockery as Lady Mary Crawley in Downton Abbey
Julianna Margulies as Alicia Florrick in The Good Wife
Kathy Bates as Harriet Korn in Harry’s Law
Claire Danes as Carrie Mathison in Homeland
Elisabeth Moss as Peggy Olson in Mad Men

DRAMA ACTOR
Steve Buscemi as Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston as Walter White in Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan in Dexter
Hugh Bonneville as Robert, Earl of Grantham in Downton Abbey
Damian Lewis as Nicholas Brody in Homeland
Jon Hamm as Don Draper in Mad Men

SUPPORTING DRAMA ACTRESS
Anna Gunn as Skyler White in Breaking Bad
Maggie Smith as Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham in Downton Abbey
Joanne Froggatt as Anna in Downton Abbey
Archie Panjabi as Kalinda Sharma in The Good Wife
Christine Baranski as Diane Lockhart in The Good Wife
Christina Hendricks as Joan Holloway Harris in Mad Men

SUPPORTING DRAMA ACTOR
Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad
Giancarlo Esposito as Gustavo ‘Gus’ Fring Breaking Bad
Brendan Coyle as John Bates in Downton Abbey
Jim Carter as Mr. Carson in Downton Abbey
Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones
Jared Harris as Lane Pryce Mad Men

DIRECTOR, DRAMA SERIES
Tim Van Patten, Boardwalk Empire
Vince Gilligan, Breaking Bad
Brian Percival, Downton Abbey
Michael Cuesta, Homeland
Phil Abraham, Mad Men

MINISERIES OR MOVIE
American Horror Story
Game Change
Hatfields & McCoys
Hemingway & Gellhorn
Luther
Sherlock

MINISERIES OR MOVIE ACTRESS
Connie Britton as Vivien Harmon, American Horror Story
Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin, Game Change
Nicole Kidman as Martha Gellhorn, Hemingway & Gellhorn
Ashley Judd as Rebecca Winstone, Missing
Emma Thompson as She, The Song of Lunch

MINISERIES OR MOVIE ACTOR
Woody Harrelson as Steve Schmidt, Game Change
Kevin Costner as ‘Devil’ Anse Hatfield, Hatfields & McCoys
Bill Paxton as Randall McCoy, Hatfields & McCoys
Clive Owen as Ernest Hemingway, Hemingway & Gellhorn
Idris Elba as John Luther, Luther
Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock

VARIETY SERIES
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live

REALITY PROGRAM
Antiques Roadshow
Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution
MythBusters
Shark Tank
Undercover Boss
Who Do You Think You Are?

REALITY-COMPETITION PROGRAM
The Amazing Race
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance
Top Chef
The Voice

HOST FOR A REALITY OR REALITY-COMPETITION PROGRAM
Phil Keoghan, The Amazing Race
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol
Betty White, Betty White's Off Their Rockers
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With The Stars
Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance

Posted by: Michael K


Mani6's picture

Mad Men is still awesome though and I hope Steve Buscemi takes home an award.

Hendricks could win for best "supported actress"...she needs some serious over the shoulder boulder holders.

Mani6's picture

I used to like 30 Rock but this last season I couldn't watch it anymore...it actually became annoying.

Mani6's picture

Antiques Roadshow is OK but I like Pawn Shop better.

Mani6's picture

So House Hunters International wasn't nominated. Oh well.

Daniee's picture

Re: Dinklage. I love him too and he ought to be in the Lead category as everyone else has pointed out here. It really is not fair to the other noms in Supporting that they will have to go up against someone who gets far more air time than them. I was thinking Giancarlo Esposito as ‘Gus’ fr. Breaking Bad had it in the bag this year, but maybe not against Peter Dinglage. No fair.

Daniee's picture

François Arnaud as Cesare Borgia- the Borgias should have been nominated. He was awesome!!

Tina Fey is soooo overrated.

crazyinjapan's picture

So I just finished watching the first episode of Downton Abbey. Wow. It really is good. Fine acting. It reminds me of The Remains of the Day, which is a heartbreakingly beautiful movie if you haven't seen it.

i think both Bill Hader and Kristen Wigg should win for best supporting actors.

However, SNL was fine this season. nothing extraordinary.

mikidais's picture

Not one nomination for The Killing?

Sofia Vergara? Really? Who did she blow to get the nomination?

SANS FARDS's picture

As long as they don't give anything to Sofia Vergara. Her character is so GD annoying on Modern Family, which is a pretty funny show otherwise.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:51pm.

Hatfield and McCoys was good. I had to turn on the subtitles though because it was hard to understand sometimes and I am from the South! The guy that played Johnse was HOOOOOOOOT.

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hell yeah he was, MJT! those shirtless scenes...mmm hmmm.

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"Honestly, is Mad Men that fuckin' good?"

The answer to that question is a big old "no". I loved the first couple of seasons, but it is seriously the least nuanced show on TV (despite being lauded repeatedly for its nuance). You can see every heavy-handed bit of symbolism a mile away. It's outrageous that it gets as much praise as it does.

Yay for Don C. being recognized for "House of Lies". He is fantastic in that role.

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Get Serious's picture

Archer - The funniest animation series on TV.

Justified - The best writing & acting for a Drama on TV.

BOTH NOT NOMINATED. What the hell were the emmy voters smoking when they voted? I don't know what programs they watched this year, but it definitely wasn't either of those...

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Twat Muffin's picture

If Jon Hamm doesn't win this season, I'll just die. I think some people write him off as a pretty face, but he really is an outstanding actor. Don Draper is a deeply nuanced character.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

WTF?! THE KILLING GOT NOTHING? ASSHOLES!

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AlexDSSF's picture

I watch a lot of television, and I have to say that aside from the reality shows, I haven't watched any of the shows nominated. Reason: because their supposed greatness is being shoved down everyone's throat all the fucking time. Plus, none of the shows appeal to me at all. Also, I don't have HBO or Showtime. Am I missing out or something?

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:25pm.

No idea how Dinklage is a supporting actor. But if it gives him another award I won't complain.

Can someone tell me why Breaking Bad is so good? I watched one show of it - they were in a basement - cleaning up a dead person? - and I just didn't see what the deal was.
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I also expected Peter Dinklage to submit himself as Best Actor and not Supporting, because he is arguably the biggest name on the show right now. Especially since the departure of a certain cast member from season 1 (no names, I don't want to spoil anything).

Breaking Bad is really good. I resisted for awhile because my brother hyped it to the point where I thought expectations couldn't match up with reality. However, it is extremely good. Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Giancarlo Esposito deserve their acting noms.

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SO happy Louie was recognized.

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Foxxy Brown's picture

i agree that this list needs a lot more Hugh Laurie and Robert Sean Leonard.

can't wait to hear Betty White's acceptance speech -- make Seacrest cry, Betty!!

there is so much "overrated" and "resting on its/his/her laurels" in the comedy show and actor/actress nominations it's ridiculous

Idris Elba. [i just needed to type his name, carry on nothing to see here]

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Submitted by sweetstickyriceball on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:50pm.

When will the Emmys give Parks and Recreation their well-deserved love? 30 Rock, again?? Big Bang Theory? Parks and Recs and Louie are two of the best television shows, not just comedies, out there. I'm not watching this out of touch mess.
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THIS

I am still a fan of 30 Rock/Tina Fey, but even I concede that there are far more deserving shows. Parks and Rec is a show that I adore because not only is it flat out hilarious, but it also makes you care about the characters. I honestly believe there is not a single poor character on that show. You can maybe knock Ann for being a little boring, but the writers stepped up their game with her character this season.

If Amy Poehler doesn't win for Best Actress, there is no justice in this world. She should win all the Emmys for the election episode alone.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:41pm.

I'm torn with Walking Dead. The first season was spectacular, but they have a real problem with their female characters, and this season really dragged. With the possible exceptions of Lori and Maggie, who at least have some redeeming qualities, they uniformly suck.

I hope they write in some zombie ass-kicking action for the ladies in season 3. Or at least give them some good dialogue.

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I agree. the first half of the second season (aka "the search for Sophia") really dragged it down. I thought it recovered well in the second half of the season, but that first half probably soured Emmy voters. And yes, the female characters on the show are really garbage, except for Maggie. I might give a slight advantage to Andrea over Lori, since Andrea whines less and makes fewer stupid decisions.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:23pm.

Hatfield and McCoys was good. I had to turn on the subtitles though because it was hard to understand sometimes and I am from the South! The guy that played Johnse was HOOOOOOOOT.

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sweetstickyriceball's picture

When will the Emmys give Parks and Recreation their well-deserved love? 30 Rock, again?? Big Bang Theory? Parks and Recs and Louie are two of the best television shows, not just comedies, out there. I'm not watching this out of touch mess.

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Submitted by Callan on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:28pm.

Here's my take:

Parks and Rec, Community, Always Sunny, and Louis (as a show) got shafted. Maisie Williams who plays Arya Stark on Game of Thrones also got shafted. Walking Dead deserved a nom too.

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I'm torn with Walking Dead. The first season was spectacular, but they have a real problem with their female characters, and this season really dragged. With the possible exceptions of Lori and Maggie, who at least have some redeeming qualities, they uniformly suck.

I hope they write in some zombie ass-kicking action for the ladies in season 3. Or at least give them some good dialogue.

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Deb's picture

Stan, what do Brentwood Jews have to do with Family Guy? Maybe it's because the show isn't funny that it wasn't nominated.

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Kizzy's picture

Who is Lena Dunham?

Hey, those Brentwood Jews will Matzo bomb a bitch!!

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I guess the Brentwood Jews got their way. Family Guy was not in the running for Best Comedy. Don't mess with the rich Brentwood Jews is the lesson for the day.

WINNER PREDICTION: Eric Stonestreet as Cameron Tucker in Modern Family

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M.E.'s picture

Sans Fards - yeah. Fucking on your cousin. GROSS!

Deb's picture

Submitted by Callan on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:28pm.
Here's my take:

Parks and Rec, Community, Always Sunny, and Louis (as a show) got shafted.
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Agreed.
I love 30 Rock, but it jumped the shark last year. Zoey Deschanel couldn't make me laugh if I was hooked up to a nitrous oxide tank while my feel were being tickled.

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Callan's picture

Here's my take:

Parks and Rec, Community, Always Sunny, and Louis (as a show) got shafted. Maisie Williams who plays Arya Stark on Game of Thrones also got shafted. Walking Dead deserved a nom too.

So happy Glee got shafted for best comedy series. That show has been tanking for awhile.

I love 30 Rock, but it's seen its better days. Modern Family is also good, but not so great that it needed to take up four slots in the supporting actor race. Oh, and fuck these assholes who keep nominating Jon Cryer. Two and a Half Men is garbage. And The Big Bang Theory is just okay.

SANS FARDS's picture

M.E. - It was really crazy and sad, when you consider how many people on both sides were killed in the feuding. Jonse was a scumbag...creeping with his cousin after he impregnated the McCoy girl...but damn, he was hot in the show!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:37pm.
Mad Men! woo hoo!

Christina Hendricks....she was incredible this season.
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This. Christina was amazing this past season. She deserves the nomination.

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Submitted by BEAT on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:38am.

I see they're trying to pass off "Missing" as a
miniseries now.
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M.E.'s picture

Sans Fards - I WATCHED! And I liked it A LOT. It was pretty fucked up!

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Did anyone else end up watching Hatfields and McCoys? I don't usually go for history channel pieces but I got sucked into that one. I was pleasantly surprised.

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LaChaylo's picture

The nominee lists for each category are long, or is it just me? Shouldn't they include 5 or less?

I love It's Always Sunny. So underrated.

I'm also angry too, that reality competition should be between the Amazing Race and Drag Race! Team RU!

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"Submitted by megank on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by The Machine on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:21pm.
As someone who spent the last 2 weeks watching every episode of Breaking Bad after my other half raved about it for ages, for the love of fuck, give that show every fucking award possible.

Totally agree! I love how all the dramas are on cable channels too. Breaking Bad FTW!"

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vanessa197676's picture

Thank god Breaking Bad racked them up, because that show is fantastic!

I just wish there was a way for both Giancarlo Esposito (Gus Fring) and Aaron Paul (Jesse) to win.

Rabbits's picture

Larry David as Himself
Louis C.K. as Himself
Lena Dunham as a character she openly acknowledges is based on herself
Zooey Deschanel as the embodiment of quirk.

I'm seeing a pattern. Doesn't mean it's wrong, but I don't think they're really rewarding range here.

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

I hate that girls got 2 nominations, if only because every time I watch it and cringe... thinking that one of the characters does or says something that I've done/would do. Ugh... as a 20something in NYC it's definitely a representation of the worst of us, at our worst moments... hence the cringe factor...

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Submitted by tardistraveler on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:30pm.

At least Downton Abbey got nominated. I flove that show, especially Mr. Bates.

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Love Mr. Bates. I'm only on episode 3 of season 1, but I am really hoping he gets it on with the head housemaid (forget her name), who is clearly flirting with him.

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SANS FARDS's picture

Nothing against Mad Men; it's a good and well-acted show, but can we PLEASE have another winner in the drama category this year?

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Submitted by Lily85 on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:35pm.

Where is Revenge in all of this?!

Where is It's always sunny in Philadelphia?!

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I'm a huge It's Always Sunny fan (especially Danny Devito...that ho is hilarious), but I can see why it's not nominated. A lot of my friends don't like the show's sense of humor.

I'd love to see Julia L-D win for Veep. She is awesome! I'll have to start watching Southland. Just got into watching Downton Abbey, with the deliciously evil Maggie Smith. love it.

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Submitted by tardistraveler on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:30pm.
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parissucksliterally's picture

I didn't have TNT before, now I do- will watch "Southland" now. I have loved Regina King for years..

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Uvy - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

I am also really liking Rookie Blue, kinda a Southland knock off, but it's good.

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Mad Men! woo hoo!

Christina Hendricks....she was incredible this season.

Modern Family swept the actor/comedy.....they will probably all cancel each other out, and the 1 other guy will win.

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M.E.- Yes! And they were able to do so much with it. That show has the most jaw-dropping cliffhangers I've ever seen.

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Uvy - yes it is. I am glad that when the big network went to cancel it TNT picked it up.

Lily85's picture

Where is Revenge in all of this?!

Where is It's always sunny in Philadelphia?!

These awards are such bullshits.

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