Friday, July 20th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 19th!

Dear, would you like to take a picture with Snooki?

Do I want a cookie?

No..Snooki.

Nookie!?

Oh for fucks sake just smile for the camera! - PrettyHateMachine

Runners-up:

The good news: Callista finally agrees to the open marriage Newt's been wanting. And now for the bad news... - turnelbup

The public was willing to reserve judgment on Fred Willard's masturbation arrest until it came to light what he was fapping to: Newt's Gone Wild. - skabazzle

Snooki shows us how many brain cells are collectively present here. - ImpertinentVixen

via @CallyGingrich via Videogum

Posted by: Michael K
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snuffy's picture
Submitted by snuffy on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:30pm.

Snooki gets photographic evidence to show Pauly D that he does NOT have the hardest helmet-hair game in the biz.

fleawatch's picture
Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:31pm.

Notice the brutha slinking up the wall.....tough choice one (1) bullet ......

fleawatch's picture
Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:28pm.

Proof that Newt's head is larger than Snookie's entire body.

the original bellaluna's picture
Submitted by the original be... on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:30pm.

Mutual Gingrich thought bubble "Just. Take. The fucking. Picture."

tbeez's picture
Submitted by tbeez on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:27pm.

Snooki confirms that Trilogy of Terror 2 is in the works and poses with the rest of the cast.

OXA's picture
Submitted by OXA on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:26pm.

Why Roseanne Barr is running for President.

GretchenFetchin's picture
Submitted by GretchenFetchin on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:25pm.

Worst game of "Marry, Fuck, Kill" everrr...

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." -- Dorothy Parker

Im the Mary's picture
Submitted by Im the Mary on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:21pm.

Deb's comment rendered me incontinent.

El Bastardo's picture
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:21pm.

Who are they? Is the turd Snooki? No idea :(

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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel

Submitted by MelissaMuse on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:19pm.

Snookie was so excited about posting her picture with the Clintons on her facebook page

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:17pm.

It's just like "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly", only without the first part.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Mabel Hodges's picture
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:15pm.

Snickers, how many people are standing near you whom you don't understand in any way shape or form?

Ida Smackter's picture
Submitted by Ida Smackter on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:13pm.

Pantry Creamer of the Day...

reverse Oreo snookie...double Stuff in the middle.

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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:11pm.

"How the Grinch stole dignity"

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 2:10pm.

Dumb, Dumber, and Clueless
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"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" George Carlin

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