Friday, July 20th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 19th!
Dear, would you like to take a picture with Snooki?
Do I want a cookie?
No..Snooki.
Nookie!?
Oh for fucks sake just smile for the camera! - PrettyHateMachine
Runners-up:
The good news: Callista finally agrees to the open marriage Newt's been wanting. And now for the bad news... - turnelbup
The public was willing to reserve judgment on Fred Willard's masturbation arrest until it came to light what he was fapping to: Newt's Gone Wild. - skabazzle
Snooki shows us how many brain cells are collectively present here. - ImpertinentVixen
via @CallyGingrich via Videogum
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The New Axis of Evil.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
I see Newt wants to ref the bitch fight between BoredSlore and Jack.
Apparently, Snooki is in agreement with Callista: Newt is a Double-Bagger.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Romney's Angels!
Newt didn't realize that the grenade horn really worked.
Finger cots highly advisable.
Spooky, Snooki, Balls on Hooky.
Newt only posed because he thought it was Nancy "Snooki" Pelosi.
The line for people smarter than the President starts here.
There seem to be no hard feelings between Newt Gingrich's ex-wife Callista and his new bride, Snooki.
When their handlers told them they would meet each other, Snooki thought she was going to an amphibian petting zoo, and Newt thought he was booked for a tour of the set of The Hobbit.
Three people who have received breast implants.
Snooki was going to the top of Newt's shit list until an intern explained that she wasn't mocking his hair when she uttered, "Peace."
Newt Gingrich, Mrs. Gingrich #4, and Mrs. Gingrich #3, band together to protect the sacred tradition of marriage.
If they're yellow, let them mellow; if he's brown, flush him down!!!
Republican Family Values at their best!
Can't decide which one would make a better president
two girls and a newt
In their defense the Gingriches thought they were actually posing with Betty White.
I know what you're doing Snooki, you're trying to get that 10% tax on tanning repealed.
Question: What is more horrific than the early 90s country line dance phenomenon, the Boot Scootin' Boogie?
Answer: The Newt Snooki Oogie.
Newt got every excited when Snooki offered to show Calista how to Bump-It.
That's the strangest three-way I've ever seen.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Aw Newt, isnt it cute....did you know it was born in Chile....keep smiling while I get Joe Arpaio over here to kick it's ass out of the country .....
Oh, Here go, Hell come!
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
Three Shades Of No Fucking Way
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Witches Brew-
Eye of Newt
Tail of a Rat
Rotting Flesh
check, check and check!
"One large pizza double stuffed crust and two Chick-fil-A's, please."
I thought there were supposed to be four whorsemen of the apocalypse.
One of the many signs of the coming apocalypse.
Pop Quiz Snooki, how many douchebags do you see?
CORRECT!
Shit Sandwich.
Doozy, Floozy, and Snoozy
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
No fair!
I have to play the Fuck, Marry, Kill game with these three douchebags?
"Newt, our new maid is so spunky!"
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
2 Girls 1 Cup
Shit Sandwich.
Snooki shows us how many brain cells are collectively present here.
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A snake, a snook, and a crook.
Hmmmmppppfffff!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:40pm.
Dumb, Dumber, and Clueless
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LOL!
Verny, I LOVED yours too! LOL!
Jersey Shore meets D.C. Bore
@MelissaMuse, wish I'd thought up that one myself! LOL
Thx!
Cast members attend the premiere of "The Georgia Shore" -- this time it's Govern, Tan, Lie!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Satan, an Oompah Loompah and an old blow up doll walk into a bar...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Even though Callista's putting on a brave face she lost in paper, scissors, rock and concedes to letting Newt fuck Snookie first, Snookie disappointed asks for best two out of three.
The good news: Callista finally agrees to the open marriage Newt's been wanting. And now for the bad news...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
When is the end of the world????
Be Good to Each Other
Newt reminds Snooki to make sure the birth certificate is good in case her lil bastard runs for president someday.
Callista's smiling because Snooki taught her a new word ("smoosh smoosh") and she can't wait to try using it in bed with Newt.
Snooki: "Oooooh! I'm going to say that's two fingers up my no-no!"
Callista Gingrich: "That is correct, Snooki. Folks, thanks for watching this episode of Guess How Many Fingers Newt is Sticking Up Your Ass."