Afternoon Crumbs
This is what you see when you look at the word "elegance" in the dictionary with a kaleidoscope - IDLYITW
Guy Ritchie's girlfriend is knocked up again and if it's a boy I really hope Madge doesn't try to date his ass in 18 years - Lainey Gossip
If Chestica Simpson is losing 1 pound a week, then I guess we'll all see her SEXY HOT SKINNY NEW BIKINI BODY by 2019 - The Superficial
Chick-Fil-A TRIED it - Towleroad
The Tater Sisters aren't using their chins to knock a restraining order over to Demi Moore's side of the fence - Celebitchy
Somebody's spring formal dress from 1994: Miley Cyrus is wearing it - Hollywood Tuna
Maybe Nicole ScherMINGEr is such a skinny bitch, because most of her body weight is trying to escape out of her crotch, which would explain what's going on with those pants - ICYDK
Destiny Hope, stop playing and take off that Trace Cyrus mask - Drunken Stepfather
Never forget Robot Call Girl - The Berry
If you were planning to spend your afternoon Googling for "Ben Affleck's hairy nipples," you're in luck, because here's a few pictures of them - Popsugar
I hate to judge a person's waving skills, but Amanda Seyfried looks like she has a weird wave - Popoholic
You'll never guess who's a biki- Yeah, it's LeAnn Rimes. You're right. - Just Jared
I love a pussy who can flawlessly reenact the cliff scene from The Good Son - Cityrag
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard aren't scissoring anymore - I'm Not Obsessed
Joe Jonas is giving me puckery old queen realness in that picture - SOW
We're living in a world where Tina Fey and an untalented Sasquatch made the same amount of money last year - Hollywood Rag
Some dude from Guiding Light shows us his crescent moon - (NSFW) OMG Blog
The only thing I'm taking away from this picture is: COP IN SHORTS! - Moe Jackson
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LeAnn's body looks great, she gained a little weight back...but wtf w the leather jacket?
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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
But not in the same room, it's a pity
Can you believe that people are defending Jessica Simpson? I do not feel the slightest bit sorry for her. If she weren't so overindulgent and lazy before she got pregnant and WHILE she was pregnant, she wouldn't be in this situation. She's fucking gluttonous and she deserves all the hate coming to her and more.
Next time, Jessica, sweetie, remember that just because you CAN eat it doesn't mean you SHOULD eat 15 of it!
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
If you're already, how do I say this?, inclined to being, uh, bigger, and you've been struggling with your weight for a while, and you just had a baby, and your heart isn't really in it...
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYOHWHY would you sign a contract with Weight Watchers? Jessica has basically given everyone carte blanche to be mean about her weight. She's not just a new mom who's no longer performing so who cares? She's publicly made weight loss her job.
jessica's like orca fat. jeebus
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:54pm.
I don't know how she finds pants to fit that ass of hers.
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PSL, on word.......tailoring. She buy a ginormous size xxxxxxxxxxxxl and has it tailored to fit the rest of her body. Or she wears pants totally made of spandex. I can't imagine the smell when she takes them off. Haha
Joe Jonas is turning into a Trollsen. I like it. Triplets!
I dunno, I kinda wanna see a fat Jessica Simpson. Juicy booty.
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
I don't know how she finds pants to fit that ass of hers.
Chestica seriously looks like she gained weight since giving birth. I guess she'll get surgery soon.
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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
But not in the same room, it's a pity