Afternoon Crumbs

July 19, 2012 / Posted by:

This is what you see when you look at the word “elegance” in the dictionary with a kaleidoscope – IDLYITW

Guy Ritchie’s girlfriend is knocked up again and if it’s a boy I really hope Madge doesn’t try to date his ass in 18 years – Lainey Gossip 

If Chestica Simpson is losing 1 pound a week, then I guess we’ll all see her SEXY HOT SKINNY NEW BIKINI BODY by 2019 – The Superficial 

Chick-Fil-A TRIED it – Towleroad

The Tater Sisters aren’t using their chins to knock a restraining order over to Demi Moore’s side of the fence – Celebitchy

Somebody’s spring formal dress from 1994: Miley Cyrus is wearing it – Hollywood Tuna 

Maybe Nicole ScherMINGEr is such a skinny bitch, because most of her body weight is trying to escape out of her crotch, which would explain what’s going on with those pants – ICYDK

Destiny Hope, stop playing and take off that Trace Cyrus mask – Drunken Stepfather

Never forget Robot Call Girl The Berry 

If you were planning to spend your afternoon Googling for “Ben Affleck’s hairy nipples,” you’re in luck, because here’s a few pictures of them – Popsugar

I hate to judge a person’s waving skills, but Amanda Seyfried looks like she has a weird wave – Popoholic

You’ll never guess who’s a biki- Yeah, it’s LeAnn Rimes. You’re right. – Just Jared

I love a pussy who can flawlessly reenact the cliff scene from The Good Son Cityrag

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard aren’t scissoring anymore – I’m Not Obsessed

Joe Jonas is giving me puckery old queen realness in that picture – SOW

We’re living in a world where Tina Fey and an untalented Sasquatch made the same amount of money last year – Hollywood Rag

Some dude from Guiding Light shows us his crescent moon – (NSFW) OMG Blog

The only thing I’m taking away from this picture is: COP IN SHORTS! – Moe Jackson 

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