The Second Coming Goes To Bergdorf's

I already linked to a few pictures at Lainey of Beyonce struttin' into Bergdorf Goodman in NYC with a huge dollop of Baduizm on her head and little Blue Ivy Carter in her arms, and here's a picture from the inside someone tweeted earlier today. Beyonce and Jay-Z's team of security guard ninjas must've been hungover or some shit, because usually when they see you pull out a cell phone while in the presence of the chosen one, they'll tackle you to the floor, drag you out of the store, throw you into a van, drive you out to a deserted field, drop you into a shaft and before you know it Basement Baby is handing you a plate of hors d'oeuvres made of moth balls as a welcome gift. But that didn't happen and the Internet got the first picture of B.I.C.'s face in six months. She has a whole lot hair! She has a whole lot of cheeks! She has some Jay-Z in the face! Now, every church in the world can update the portrait they have on their Shrine to Blue Ivy Carter.

And I don't know what has Beyonce and Jesus' successor so hypnotized. I'm guessing what they're staring at is covered in rare red diamonds and/or is so expensive that it needs two tags to fit its full price. Because if that wasn't the case, they'd both be yawning while saying "NEXT!" with their eyes.

via E! Online

Posted by: Michael K

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Beyonce • Blue Ivy Carter

Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:46pm.

Submitted by Cloverscout on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:12pm.

"Blue" as a name annoys me.
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Blue is the name of a dog. Blue's clues! That's all.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:46pm.

BADUIZM AHAHAHHA

♪ BADU BADU BADDUUUU ♫

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:46pm.

OH SHIT! I am behind in my reading and snark today. Guess I will go back and read on the other threads.

Guess she kind of looks like Jaythee

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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:44pm.

*wipes face*

Sorry Spider!!! :)

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Cloverscout on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:42pm.

Totally looks like him. But not in a bad way- she's a cutie!
I can't with Jay and his self-importance, and I really can't with the name, but that's a cute baby.
"Blue" as a name annoys me.

Submitted by MardiGras on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:41pm.

Poor doomed baby has Jay-Z face.

Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:40pm.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:08pm.

I'm pretty sure the Poof on Bey's head started out as her 1st trimester pillow and just kind of migrated.

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STOP! That's twice now you made me spit out my Diet Coke, and I likes my DC! ;-)

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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:39pm.

PS-I think the kid is cute!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by Im the Mary on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:39pm.

She buys beautiful clothes and buys beautiful homes.Of course she bought a beautiful baby. P.S. Any alley cat can have kittens. Tell me why, please, this blastocyst is so fucking special?