Pete Doherty Kicked Out Of Rehab For Being A Disruptive Mess
Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty has joined the EXCLUSIVE and illustrious list of less than 12 addicts who have been kicked out of The Cabin rehab clinic in Chiang Mai, Thailand. Put that certificate of crackhead excellence on your wall, Dreamy! (I'm sure he will.) The doctors at The Cabin obviously think that smoking your own blood in a pipe made from mouse bones and your own freshly churned ass glue is "disruptive behavior," because that's what he was thrown out for.
NME says that Dreamy checked into the £7,200-a-month rehab clinic, which is deep in the jungles of Thailand, less than three weeks ago and was put on a plane back to London yesterday. The Cabin's director confirmed this sad (but not shocking) news with this statement:
"Pete was discharged today for therapeutic reasons. It is important to maintain the integrity of the treatment programme for the other clients to have a good chance of recovery. Pete understands this and therefore the reasons behind why we have asked him to leave. Although our parting with Pete is amicable, we are of course disappointed to see him leave. We hope some of the things he has learnt here will help him in the future and look forward to the day when Pete decides to consider recovery again."
First of all, the words "Pete" and "discharged" should never be used in the same sentence, because that image just gave my brain a yeast infection. Second of all, that is a calm and well-written statement coming from a rehab director whose retinas nearly tore into a dozen pieces as he stretched his eyeballs in terror while watching creatures feed on plaque dingles on Dreamy's teefs.
Oh, Dreamy, Dreamy, Dreamy.... I really thought that he was going to finally get it together after Amy Winehouse's death sent him into an extra bad place where he woke up in the middle of a rising flood of his own shit. I know that when I wake up and can do the backstroke in a sea of my own caca, I take that as a sign. I hate to type this and I never type this, but Dreamy needs JESUS! Get it together, Dreamy, before I say that you need Scientology. Don't make me type my way into that dark place.
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Forget rehab, put him in a work camp. Get this guy a rake and landscape duty. That would sober him up.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
He needs a new life ...now
Boy, how fug he is !!!!! He looks bad...Went down the last couple of years....He always looked rough, but especially so now...
What I have never understood is who the FUCK is Pete Doherty? He keeps popping up because he's been arrested for drugs 5,934 times, yet never spent more than an hour in jail, but who or what is he?
Best as I can tell he's a "musician" that never tours or releases albums, just shoots up 24/7. He was in a band, BabyJangles or something.
He never works, has no visible means of income, yet can afford rehab at a super-chic place in Thailand that runs $11,000 a month?
And Michael, sweetie, you'd hit this mess? Look at it. Why not just go downtown to the skank alley where the serious cases shoot up and stick used needles in your dick? Same result, and I guarantee it would not smell as bad.
Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 9:38pm.
I think I used to know someone who wondered why she hasn't fucked Pete Doperty yet.
Maybe because she gets to fuck all of the herion-addicted ARTISTS who are too drunk to realize that the slag who is giving them them a lazy(PAID) blow job has famous parents: Megan Fox and Winona Ryder jumped into The Fly machine with Rodney Dangerfield's corpse and created her.
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I think I used to know someone who wondered why she hasn't fucked Pete Doperty yet.
Maybe because she gets to fuck all of the herion-addicted ARTISTS who are too drunk to realize that the slag who is giving them them a lazy(PAID) blow job has famous parents: Megan Fox and Winona Ryder jumped into The Fly machine with Rodney Dangerfield's corpse and created her.
Diamonddogs -
Hey, thanks so much for your comment! :)
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:07pm.
I went from indifference to Doherty to complete loathing after he bragged about stealing from the prison library:
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Do yourself a favor, and don't google the time Petey tried to make his kitten smoke a crackpipe. You think you hate him now? it gets much worse.
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It's PHELPS time!
Oy, Dose teef!
Sad? Lonely? Depressed? Come, bathe in the healing light of Mike Hawk.
Dude's teeth are going more ways than a towel boy at a scientoligist orgy.
ahh- look at them british teeth!
His english summer teeth always get me at hello.
Submitted by doncorleone on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:33pm.
I have been to inpatient rehab (sober 3 years - yay me)
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Way to go, DC. :-)
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They should have sent him to the nearest dentist.
I have been to inpatient rehab (sober 3 years - yay me) and you have pull some really fucked up shit to get kicked out, 28 days I was in, one person got kicked out for shooting up 3 times and sneakng off to get drunk, so this asshole pulled some weird crap I'm sure.
Also - NO ONE came close to looking this fucking disgusting at my rehab - we had dignity lol
He's still alive?!
Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:38pm.
I wouldn't let him go down on my dog. Blah.
Soooooo, if he had nicer teeth you'd let him go down on your dog?? Beastiality is gross!
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He makes me itch.
*scrounges for penicillin*
Poor Chi Chi...
Do you think he made it on his flight?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/07/oh-my-pete-doherty-kicked-out-of...
You've hit below rock bottom to be smoking your own blood. Oh, and thanks, MK, for the close-up picture of his shit coated teefs. No lunch for me today.
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I'm pretty sure that the staff in rehab can deal with some heavy stuff, so does he have a personality disorder as well?
Someone here was talking about Lindsay Lohan having a personality disorder, which made her (extra) toxic in a rehab environment. Could the same be true of this guy.
I went from indifference to Doherty to complete loathing after he bragged about stealing from the prison library:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2006/oct/04/prisonsandprobation.mainse...
Poison yourself all you want. But don't deprive other people of access to books.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:10pm.
dude, this guy has a face that could peel paint. how in the HELL is he allowed to be famous? usually when you're that repulsive, you get 15 minutes of fame, then everyone gets grossed out and they kick you off TV
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Believe it or not, he actually was a talented artist...at one point. Before he descended into the cesspool of crackery and junkie-dom. OK he was always a crackhead, but not nearly to the extent that he is now. It's all such a waste....he's probably going in and out of rehab as an attention stunt, at this point.
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It's PHELPS time!
The funny thing about this is that he fled from the very same (I assume so as it's the same picture of the facility in DM) clinic a few years ago. By hiding in a clothes bin and being carried out by someone who didn't knew or was paid to do so. He then (allegedly) wandered through the thai jungle and eventually found some civilisation.
So, if they did take him back, they already knew he was trouble.
I feel sorry for him, there has been no pressure lately, so he most likely wanted to kick his addicition on his own free will - and it didn't work out. I hope he will eventually find some help.
Yes, I have a soft spot for icky Pete.
Please don't ever write a prescription for JESUS unless someone is asking you to suggest some fap material starring Our Father of Masochism with great abs.
Submitted by MadgesVadge: "He reminds me of Pig Pen from the Peanuts Gang, where the stench is actually visible."
AHAHAHAHAHA! With the dust cloud and fleas! (Well, I always assumed they were fleas.)
You'd think this guy'd go down the same route as his partner-in-crack, Amy Winehouse. But he'll probably be like Keith Richards where you wonder what kind of supergene is even keeping him alive for so long. Love Keef. Dreamboat, less so.
He reminds me of Pig Pen from the Peanuts Gang, where the stench is actually visible.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
omg...the taint funk...*hurl*
Why does he think its acceptable to have such a nasty mouth? Is it a junkie thing? Is it an English thing? He has money, so why not at least get them cleaned? I wouldn't let him go down on my dog. Blah.
Oh Christ, the breath must be like a freshly-discovered mass grave.
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No contest, the hat-licking would be the safest activity with this cesspool of a cesspool of a dude.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Lol, kizzy! So true!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@ Deb $1000 wouldn't be enough to pay for YOUR rehab after licking Doperty's finger. But I bet the buzz would last for DAYS!!!
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I'm shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED. Dreamboat was disruptive? Say it ain't so!!
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P.S. Jack, you dirty dog!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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LMAO at the responses! Yeah, $1000 is too low. You'd spend hundreds on the antibiotics!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:07pm
Um, no. You would have to add atleast 3 zeros.
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Deb: For 10,000 I would. *shameface* Hey, student loans are a bitch!
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:07pm.
I've done a lot worse for a lot less...
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I can't see the pic(s) on my BB and for this I am truly fankthul.
I don't geddit. Why even bother with rehab if you don't want to get clean???
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I can smell him through my monitor.
*heaves*
dude, this guy has a face that could peel paint. how in the HELL is he allowed to be famous? usually when you're that repulsive, you get 15 minutes of fame, then everyone gets grossed out and they kick you off TV.
jesus fokin christ! somebody tie him up and brush his teeth!!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
OK, for $1000, would anybody:
1) Lick the inside of Dreamy's hat
2) French kiss him
3) Suck on one of his fingers?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LOL Ophelia...
*checks in to The Cabin for the 190 Day Treatment Plan*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:34pm.
"it was nothing....really" you should *that* engraved on your 1-year medallion Whammy.. just to piss off the relapsers
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LOL! :)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:34pm.
On topic: doesn't Thailand have some of the worlds best SMACK...
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LMAO, no shit Jacko, you can be sure he took a few days from the time he was booted out to the time he hopped on that plane. He probably missed his first four flights laying on the dirt floor of a hut.
I could buy better looking teeth in the gag gift section at the Dollar Store...
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