Wednesday, July 18th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By An Obvious Warning To Scooter Users
A 56-year-old woman must've had some shit to do, because she didn't want to wait for the elevator in a Boston subway station to take her from the red line platform to higher ground. So ole' girl winked at Darwin by trying to scooter surf up a moving escalator. In case you didn't already know: scooter + escalator = flipping over and busting your ass.
FOX10tv says that homegirl is fine and she "walked away from the incident" without any injures. The bruise to her decision-making cell in her brain doesn't count.
(Thanks, GG)
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:11pm.
A couple of weeks ago, I saw an idiot think she could squeeze her double stroller onto a single-file escalator. With a working elevator 10 feet behind her. Literally too fucking stupid to procreate.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I'm evil cuz I laughed. Bitch why?
Damn, why is it not Friday yet? After a meeting was cut short due to a Director calling another Director a "fucking scalawag prostitute", VP thought he'd ease the tension by showing the rest of us his stripper moves. Is this real life? More workplace awkwardness. And I'm always in the damn workplace--10 hour days and shit--I'm being a shitty wife and mother...
And yes, it was THAT VP and I wanted to stuff the entire contents of my wallet down his pants!! That ass! Help me Lord!
So she walked away?? On her withered crippled pins?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
El Bastardo: :P
BigBendy: that made me LMFAO also!
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:06pm.
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She is autistic and even if she had all her faculties in place, 7 is still quite high on the sliding scale of ages where judgment is really poor.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Escalators are almost scarier than elevators!!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:09pm.
What was she thinking? I mean, I could see if she tried to balance herself in the middle by holding on to both sides of the rail but she just rolled on up like she had no understanding whatsoever of the laws of physics. Maybe this is the early sign of something more serious like alzheimers or something.
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She clearly suffers from early onset dumbbitchitis.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:07pm.
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Seriously?
No, I'm just obese :(
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Lmao. You dumbass!
ditquoi I saw that!!!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:04pm.
wait wait wait -- so people who have these scooter things don't have to go thru a process like people who have disabled parking placards do ?!? i always assumed ... what hunh wtf?!?
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Not where I live!! They have a store on main street that sells these evil carts. I live near a senior's complex and more than half of the tenants drives a scooter. They can walk!!!
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"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" George Carlin
I once saw a mother with her child on a stroller get stuck at the top of the escalator. People were piling up behind her and old lady fell on top of her. It looked like a cartoon. Thankfully everyone was ok. I couldn't help but LMFAO.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:06pm.
Actually that little girl was autistic. Her bitch ass mother, on the other hand, was blaming everybody else for her daughter almost dying. Good on that bus driver for catching her. Surprised her dumbass cunt mother doesn't try to sue him, the air conditioner company, her landlord, and whoever shot the video.
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*watches again*
LMAO!
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:07pm.
heh, there are waaaaaay too many readily available heavy blunt objects in Walmart for him to be doing shit like that to people ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hey whores. Migraine coming on, it's hot, I hate my boss and Snowy is making me read this fucking book that is messing with my head. Oh, and I need to get laid. And I am broke.
But fuck do I love my life! *snort*
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:07pm.
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Seriously?
Yes,I lol'd. Team hate scooter peeps . Imma watch it again.
I read scooter and thought moped- this is 500 fucking million times more golden than some shithead on a Vespa.
I do harbor a lot of lasting vehemence for annoying Scooter-Americans after escaping the four wheeled grasp of my annoying neighbor who almost made me move and had me seriously contemplating digging a moat around our house.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
What was she thinking? I mean, I could see if she tried to balance herself in the middle by holding on to both sides of the rail but she just rolled on up like she had no understanding whatsoever of the laws of physics. Maybe this is the early sign of something more serious like alzheimers or something.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:04pm.
My 400lb white trash, redneck sister is one of the lazy assholes that uses a scooter. When they go to Wal-Mart (after hitting up my elderly, cancer-stricken mother for cash, naturally), they'll load the cart up with every processed food you can imagine while bitching about how they never feel good, etc. Lawd, she's juss too hevvy to wawlk, y'all. I'm pretty sure my niece doesn't know what a vegetable looks like raw.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
One time a man on a scooter in WalMart almost sliced open my Achilles tendon with his scooter after he first backed into the back of my leg and then drove away while sliding the metal edge of it along my tendon. He gave me the shank eye as he motored off, like it was my fault or something.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:04pm.
wait wait wait -- so people who have these scooter things don't have to go thru a process like people who have disabled parking placards do ?!? i always assumed ... what hunh wtf?!?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Holy washing machine funny, just put her on delicate for 10 minutes.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:04pm.
LOL!
This isn't a PC thing to say but I FUCKING hate scooter people. They take over the sidewalks and the grocery aisles and they are so aggressive if you don't move out of their way.
Most of them are just too damn lazy to walk. Try using a walker or a cane BUT GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND WALK!.
HEY! I use a scooter to get everywhere and I don't like it when people like you moan when I go shopping. I lost my legs in Nam so gimme some respect >:(
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
this shit is funny as fuck!
sounds like that story I saw last night on the news I think of some 7 year old girl who climbed out a 3rd story window, on top of the air conditioner, and started DANCING on the air conditioner.
needless to say, it broke and she fell 3 stories.
as I was watching her fall, I'm like, that's what you call winning the Darwin Awards you dumbass little bitch *smh* GAWD 8-P
she survived.
Also, if this is why they stop escalators, I say let the bitch spin. Why should I have to climb stairs cos of her stupidity.
LMFAO - wave at me when we pass by each other in hell!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
nice to know she "walked away" from the incident, lazy fucks in their scooters!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LOL!
This isn't a PC thing to say but I FUCKING hate scooter people. They take over the sidewalks and the grocery aisles and they are so aggressive if you don't move out of their way.
Most of them are just too damn lazy to walk. Try using a walker or a cane BUT GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND WALK!.
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"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" George Carlin
Retahded bitch. Won't fucking kill you to wait for the elevator. You'll get to stuff your gullet with donuts soon enough.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I shouldn't have laughed at this but I did.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
*breathes*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Dumbass.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Not sure what her medical condition is, but she's serious about getting her possessions back before she walks away. Let me repeat-walks away. wtf
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I can't deal with this commotion.
it is HOT AS FUCK!
and today FUCKING NJ TRANSIT made me wait two hours in the 90 degree heat waiting for a fucking bus that they forgot to send! I was sure I was gonna hurl or pass out or both
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snort* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*pees a little*
What a fucking GENIUS!
She just keeps flipping...and flipping..and flipping..
LOL I laughed at the end when she just kept going on up
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LOL @ her rescuer making her do another contortionists back-bend. (sorry)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Dumb.As.Fuck.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I just wanted to post this because so many people say Beyonce is a major diva c*nt and I've never really thought she was, with her secretive wedding and all... ANYWAY, someone I follow on Twitter just posted this:
@orlyshani: So Beyonce stood off to the side while her man posed for pics. I went up to say Hi and ask for a pic...”
@orlyshani: She smiled wide said "sorry baby im not taking pictures tonight. What's ur name?" then put her hand out introduced herself.”
Thought it was a pretty classy way to say no to a picture *shrugs*
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
this happened in my own city...methinks the scooter lady has attempted this sort of thing before...and since i'm going hell anyways, i did laugh...oh, i'm glad she's not hurt...
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Roseanne Barr
it's a miracle!! PRAISE XENU
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH... and I will not appologise for this, but if she's dumb enough to try it she deserves everything she gets.
Did she think she could manage by holding onto the the left side alone?
BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Unless she's not mentally fit, in which case small bwahahahhahah's
I'm NOT laughing here. I'M NOT! Prove I am.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
too bad she couldn't sashay away from the incident instead.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Steve Wilkos wasn't there to yell at her.