Wednesday, July 18th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By An Obvious Warning To Scooter Users
A 56-year-old woman must've had some shit to do, because she didn't want to wait for the elevator in a Boston subway station to take her from the red line platform to higher ground. So ole' girl winked at Darwin by trying to scooter surf up a moving escalator. In case you didn't already know: scooter + escalator = flipping over and busting your ass.
FOX10tv says that homegirl is fine and she "walked away from the incident" without any injures. The bruise to her decision-making cell in her brain doesn't count.
(Thanks, GG)
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MahatMaCoat Best Book Ever, I can't believe this B, EEG is bitching, LOL Esp since it took 6 weeks to reach her in Canada from NYC!!!!
TEAM CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TWELVE!
I BET THE POSTMAN INTERCEPTED, AND READ THE BOOK
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:27pm.
ETA: and I LOVE when they hold up the bus for five minutes to get on and then twenty blocks later they hold
It up again to get off. Bitch, youre alREADY on wheels. Just scoot the twenty blocks. It takes the same amount of TIME and it's not like you have to WALK.
come on now, gas is expensive.
batteries? *shrug*
Red Shirt Guy is a hero. And anyone who complains about stuff that happened at walmart has already lost the argument.
That made me straight up HAHAHA out loud.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:28pm.
MahatMaCoat Best Book Ever, I can't believe this B, EEG is bitching, LOL Esp since it took 6 weeks to reach her in Canada from NYC!!!!
TEAM CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TWELVE!
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Jesus I didn't know it is going to be a TRILOGY - I just wet my pants. I tell you what though Snowy, the film better be fucking good or I will be RAGING!!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:28pm.
You know those long stretches of moving walkways at airports?
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I like to pretend I can actually walk that fast:)
My local radio station posted this on their FB page. He called her a lazy ass. I have to agree. What reason could she have to need one? Those things are not cheap.
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@ Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:28pm.
Pet peeve - that fat-asses that just stand there on the walkway and don't actually walk - move dammit!!!!!!
Hey, how was your tennis match?
Hi Whamo, as good as can be expected! you?
Yes, The Passage. Snowy sent it to me and it did take six fucking weeks to get here. I am just goshing, I am really enjoying it. Snow, really mom is headed to India in the fall, going to have her pick us up early copies of The Twelve!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:28pm
busted my ass coming off a moving walkway at LAX years ago. fortunately i was wearing a knee brace so i could maintain some semblance of dignity and blame it on my bad knee going out on me instead of my pre-flight visit to the airport bar
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Good luck UBF I salute you!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:24pm.
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Well hello there Daaaarlink, you decided to join us finally! Hey how do you do with your match on Monday,did you win, are you sore?
Once she was about halfway up the escalator and had been stabilized by the one guy, another idiot goes and turns the thing off. Now, instead of coasting to the top and going from there, she has to either "walk" all the way back down, or "walk" the rest of the way up it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:24pm.
i saw someone do it and the kid was crying going up -- but the mom just haaaaaaaad to get a photo... stupid heifer
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
1) UBF, good luck, hon! You CAN do it! I'm nearly 3 years tobacco-free (not counting one stupid slip-up that made me sick). Bitch away!
2) M.E., have fun with Gina Latina!
3) This scooter woman reminds me of the great Joe Flaherty as Guy Caballero on SCTV.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cantaraville/4897450723/
He was in that wheelchair because he didn't feel like walking.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Feel better EEG - fucking HATE migraines.
Saw the most horrifying escalator accident as a kiddo - sudden stop and two elderly ladies landed flat on their faces. Massive bleeding and they had ridges from the treads imprinted in their heads/faces. My mom was trying to shield me from seeing - FAIL.
You know those long stretches of moving walkways at airports? I love those but it takes forever to get used to walking on the regular walkways again; I keep feeling like I'm on a motorized walkway, sometimes I have to look down at my feet to make sure I won't trip!
That's my interesting input to this conversation.
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MahatMaCoat Best Book Ever, I can't believe this B, EEG is bitching, LOL Esp since it took 6 weeks to reach her in Canada from NYC!!!!
TEAM CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TWELVE!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
dummber than a box of rocks.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:09pm.
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Hi there EEG! I was just thinking about you over lunch wondering where you've been lol! I hope all is well at your end:)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:16pm.
Fuck you bitch. They are at Haven now and my brain hurts.
FLYERS! You're reading The Passage?! I can't wait for The Twelve to come out - nothing else will do!!!!
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yeah if she can walk why the fuck was she in the scooter to begin with?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:18pm.
Escalators are 100% more dangerous than an elevator. FACT.
I use NEITHER unless absolutely fucking necessary.
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I CANNOT do elevators!
Only time I ride an elevator is if there's money or a cuttie pie waiting at the top for me...
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Good luck UBF, been there, it's a bitch but you'll never regret it!
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Foxxy: ha ha I know re those escalator cart belt things! TAKE YOUR DAMN KID OUT FIRST!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Good luck UBF!
& where the hell was the 7 yo's mother while she danced on the ac unit? that guy that caught her tore a tendon in his arm & now he's not gonna be able to work since he DRIVES for a living. ffs where is cps?
HAHAHAHAHA! That was too funny. Didn't that bitch already know you can't take a scooter on the escalator? Was it her first time on a Hoveround?
A few weeks ago I was running to catch a bus and this scooter was getting on the bus with that lift thing and it broke. This Jabba was stuck on the lift and the whole bus had to evacuate to the next bus that came along and the second bus's driver was all cunty about it.
ETA: and I LOVE when they hold up the bus for five minutes to get on and then twenty blocks later they hold
It up again to get off. Bitch, youre alREADY on wheels. Just scoot the twenty blocks. It takes the same amount of TIME and it's not like you have to WALK.
Cold turkey. Again. I have quit a few times but have a hard time staying away from smokes for more than 3 years.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:04pm.
nice to know she "walked away" from the incident, lazy fucks in their scooters!
LOL'd
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:15pm.
a Target here has a cart belt, but not people mover. staff have to stand next to the cart belt to keep assholes from leaving their kids in the cart and letting them ride up. i hate the general public.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
UBF you'll feel soooo much better soon!
Good Luck!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:16pm.
they will damn near pole vault to the top shelf to get their Dong Dongs, Hoo doos,Coconut Ring Dings and their diet cokes to wash the shit through their big fat sugar encrusted colons.
Haaaaaaaahahahaaha
UBF, good luck! How are you quitting? I did cold turkey a few years ago.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:15pm.
you just get on this moving walkway with your shopping cart that goes along the length of the store up to the second.
We have that in every Tesco and Asda, and in our subways too. Well ONE Glasgow subway that I know of.
Totally agree with everyone talking about the fatties using ths scooters at the wal marts. They are some of the rudest people ever. Living on disability because they are too lazy to eat properly or exercise. They run over people and don't apologize.
Escalators are 100% more dangerous than an elevator. FACT.
I use NEITHER unless absolutely fucking necessary.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:16pm.
I'm with a lot of you guys in the "take a walk ya fat fucks" group.
I've seen these sorry assed lazy bastards driving down the aisle in these things but they will damn near pole vault to the top shelf to get their Dong Dongs, Hoo doos,Coconut Ring Dings and their diet cokes to wash the shit through their big fat sugar encrusted colons.
All this strange exotic food! I only know Diet Coke.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:16pm.
Fuck you bitch. They are at Haven now and my brain hurts.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:04pm.
my dumb ass assumption, i guess. i honestly believed people had to prove up some disability and get these things "prescribed" or have some type of permit to be able to roam the countryside in these fucking things. as pointed out by the comment below, these things are heavy, some fast and can seriously injure someone. and most of the people i see in them seem to be morons. i had no idea that any lazy asshole could just buy one and drive! un fucking believable.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Good luck UBF.
*Rob Schneider hillbilly voice*
YOU CAN DO IT!!!
EDIT: Sorry DiamonDogs, did not mean to plagarize your post!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:15pm.
All the big chain supermarkets in Korea are like that. It'll never catch on here; makes too much sense.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:06pm.
Actually that little girl was autistic. Her bitch ass mother, on the other hand, was blaming everybody else for her daughter almost dying. Good on that bus driver for catching her. Surprised her dumbass cunt mother doesn't try to sue him, the air conditioner company, her landlord, and whoever shot the video.
in that case, Chris, the recipient of the award would have been her mother.
IDK though, something inside of you is supposed to say "it's not a good idea to tap dance on an air conditioner 3 stories above ground" even if you are autistic *shrug*
WOOP! 15 more minutes till I drive down and meet Gina Latina for lunch! YAY!!!!!!
Good luck UBF! You can do it.
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EEG! BABCOCK, whoamiahoamiahoami????
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I'm with a lot of you guys in the "take a walk ya fat fucks" group.
I've seen these sorry assed lazy bastards driving down the aisle in these things but they will damn near pole vault to the top shelf to get their Dong Dongs, Hoo doos,Coconut Ring Dings and their diet cokes to wash the shit through their big fat sugar encrusted colons.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:14pm.
I'm evil cuz I laughed. Bitch why?
Damn, why is it not Friday yet? After a meeting was cut short due to a Director calling another Director a "fucking scalawag prostitute", VP thought he'd ease the tension by showing the rest of us his stripper moves. Is this real life? More workplace awkwardness. And I'm always in the damn workplace--10 hour days and shit--I'm being a shitty wife and mother...
And yes, it was THAT VP and I wanted to stuff the entire contents of my wallet down his pants!! That ass! Help me Lord!
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Damn.
Balls, I can't find the 2+ minute version I saw this morning. She walked down the stopped escalator and stook perfectly balanced at the bottom waiting for her scooter.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Wish me luck, fellow horz, I am on day 1 of my quit smoking mission. I apologize in advance for any bitch-posts that might occur....
I went shopping in Brazil at their version of WalMart, "Extra", and it was cool. The first floor was a grocery store, the second floor appliances and clothes and stuff, and you just get on this moving walkway with your shopping cart that goes along the length of the store up to the second. Poor wheelchair meemaw would love it. Never seen that here. And don't worry about runaway shopping carts, it's like a grate that locks the wheels once aboard.