Open Post: Hosted By An Obvious Warning To Scooter Users

Anyone in the Waco, TX area wanna hang out with a one-eyed redneck next week?

IrishFury - that story is freakin awesome!! I hate smirky, holier than thou bitches. Glad you aced em on the last serve.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:20pm.

sorry you're getting screwed over. hate to say it, but you might want to consult an atty before you do anything in writing, even the self-eval. if you end up having to sue, what you say now even in "informal" communication could come back to bite you in the ass

imo, making them honor your contract re:payment for new revenue % is your first and easiest demand, and the merit review and increase is a natural result of that. hope your employer sees it that way too :-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

What in the world was this woman thinking by even attempting this?

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:15pm.

I know! I just wanted to say to her, "Why did you think taking something with wheels on the escalator was a good idea???" It's that flip that really sent me over the edge. LMAO

I have a work-related question, horz.

I have been employed in my position for over 5 years. I have never once had a job evaluation. NOTHING. Is this normal? Because I think it's totally jacked up.

Also, because I have no gauge as to how I'm performing, the only raises I have seen over the past five years are COL increases that everyone gets. However, in my opinion, I have gone FAR above and beyond what I need to do - and in fact, I have developed a series of products that have been sold, and I have not been compensated for them (my contract reads that I should be paid a percentage of new revenue).

Obviously, I am PISSED - the $$$ due to me is well over $10K, but I am lost as to how I should approach this. My boss is extremely passive-aggressive and I know if I approach this in a way that she deems 'confrontational' she'll get very defensive and angry, which is an admittedly difficult scenario for me to diffuse without me getting angry myself. I'm thinking about just doing my own employee self-evaluation and turning it into her. I don't know what else to do.

Suggestions? You horz seem pretty smawt.

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

Congrats, IF! You are a badass HOR!

Submitted by louise_brooks: "...I would have run to help her, too, but when I saw this this morning on CNN I couldn't stop laughing. So horrible, I know!"

Me too. I would have been the first one to help, but sitting at home, I cracked the hell UP!

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:46pm.

i'll see your "FUCK YOU BITCHES" and raise you a "YOU ARE A BAD ASS BITCH, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!" great story and a great win in tennis and over evil motherfuckery

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:48pm.
This will prolly sound weird but I shall plough on regardless. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that Brandi's eyes are set REALLY far apart? Almost fishlike (I just saw a photo of her on Evil Beet)

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ms. spears has the same eyes. It's like their eyes on either side of their head. I think brandys might be less droopy though.

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:46pm.

@Whamo, I still feel like a whore's arse on a sunday morning.

boring for most but YOU will listen!
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LOL, that made me laugh but of course you know I'll always listen.

First off CONGRATULATIONS for not folding!

The fact you were able to adjust your game plan and force them off their game is fantastic, let that be a learning lesson in future, force them out of their comfort zone. Any sport when you get in competitive league situation is mental, it separates the true champs. I know this isn't Wimbledon but you know what I mean. It's funny once you got in their head they weren't able to get you out, to come back from a 1-6 was the one that fucked with their heads! It feel good doesn't it:) I use to play some pretty competitive V ball as well as pool ( pool's extremely mental when high end playing)and have been in lots of tournaments for both so I really do understand the mental aspect and how it can work both for you and unfortunately against you at times, I've been on both sides of the equation. I'm really happy for you! seriously that's huge and showed a lot of guts and fortitude. i LOVE kicking those super competitive people (that think it IS Wimbledon) asses

A big part of your exhaustion is from the mental part as well, of course 3-1/2 hours is going to kick anyone's ass but working to keep your mind in the game is an ass kicker.

Good for you my Ms Fury I'm super happy for you:)

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:46pm.

"Played for 3.5 hours in that heat (it was truly awful to play) so still a bit sore. But sooooooooo happy!"
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Congrats on your win, and your fortitude to slug it out in the heat.

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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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agirl - that picture!!!! Uncanny Valley!!!'

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Now that the Senior X-Lax games are in full tilt, everyone thinks they got game.

Wow Ditquoi, it does look odd, her brother is the same too, I just had a look. I looked at the symptoms of FAS and they are small eyes, flat bridge of nose and small heads amongst other things. I feel mean now, but I was surprised at how striking it looks.

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my favorite part is that she grabs the handrail. safety first!!

IF- congrats on your win! I love stories like that.

MJT- how cool! She's a little strange and I think he might be a weirdo, too (he was on TMZ yesterday talking about how he doesn't watch TV and doesn't have a cellphone), so maybe they bond over their mutual weirdoness?

Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:02pm.

Mahatmaa, apparently, young pictures of Brandy are hard to come by. there is a good reason for this. this is the best I could find:

http://www.younghollywoodhof.com/drina/brandy.jpg

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Holy shyt she looks like the alien in "Splice": http://themoviemash.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/splice-dren.jpg

Mahatmaa, apparently, young pictures of Brandy are hard to come by. there is a good reason for this. this is the best I could find:

http://www.younghollywoodhof.com/drina/brandy.jpg

Submitted by Athina on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:47pm.
If you witness something like this in person, I doubt anyone would laugh. It's too shocking in the heat of the moment, especially when it appears to be someone who is disabled.

That being said, watching it on video, I can't stop laughing. I only wish it had audio. She probably sounds something like "oooooohhhhh!!!' hahaha

I totally agree. I would have run to help her, too, but when I saw this this morning on CNN I couldn't stop laughing. So horrible, I know!

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:23pm.
Cold turkey. Again. I have quit a few times but have a hard time staying away from smokes for more than 3 years

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Good luck! Don't get discouraged if you fail...cold turkey is the hardest way to do it, but they say the nicotine is gone from your system in 48-76 hours.

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:51pm.

think of me the next time you see someone doing that. i sometimes have to do it because of bad knee or foot issues. gotta get the shopping done, foot and/or knee is killing me, no meds in the purse, not bad enough to pull the crutch out of the car trunk ... just sayin' ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Miss Jane...how cool!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:44pm

Stars! They look like shit at the end of a public transportation day just like us!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Almost as repulsive as scooter people are the ones that schlump (word I just invented) their body weight onto their shopping cart. Stand up and push the cart, ya lazy fuck!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:48pm.
This will prolly sound weird but I shall plough on regardless. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that Brandi's eyes are set REALLY far apart? Almost fishlike (I just saw a photo of her on Evil Beet)

it was worse when she was a teenager and she first came out...some mean people used to wonder if she had Fetal Alcohol Syndrome :(

EEG - I hope you are feeling better soon, migraines SUCK.

UBF - You can do it. I quit over 15 years ago, not one cigarette since. If I can do it anyone can, cause I haz no willpower.

Congrats Irish - awesome!

You can DO it, UBF. Do it for your kids.

I quit finally when pregnant. I started sneaking after 1st baby and 2nd babies, but the 3rd did it for me.

This will prolly sound weird but I shall plough on regardless. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that Brandi's eyes are set REALLY far apart? Almost fishlike (I just saw a photo of her on Evil Beet)

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If you witness something like this in person, I doubt anyone would laugh. It's too shocking in the heat of the moment, especially when it appears to be someone who is disabled.

That being said, watching it on video, I can't stop laughing. I only wish it had audio. She probably sounds something like "oooooohhhhh!!!' hahaha

Scooter people! I saw two get into a bumper- scooter fight over 3/$5 tater tots. The heavier of the two but apparently less lazy- ended the minute or so of ramming into eachother by walking over to the sitters basket, removing said tots and putting them in her own basket. Scooter people are the new Bandido's. I'm convinced.

Every time I see/hear more evidence that the age of full-out Idiocracy is less than a lifetime away, a chill rips through to my core.

ETA:

"What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a fat fuckity sound?"

BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Fat fuckity...gold.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:37pm.

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a fat fuckity sound?
So fat, so fat, a tip of my hat,
Everyone knows it's Fattie.
A Fattie, a Fattie,
She's dumb and a treacherous slut,
A Fattie, a Fattie,
She falls right on her fat butt.

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*stands and applauds*

@Whamo, I still feel like a whore's arse on a sunday morning.

We trained for one hour (no a/c and it was 95 degrees) and then "warmed up". Our arch enemies are good but here's my story, boring for most but YOU will listen!

Our opponants are both killer at the net. I hadn't played in a month and neither my partner or I could handle them up at the net.

We lost the first set 1-6!

We were down the second set 2-4 and changed tactics completely. Both of us worked the base line - we never came to the net, not even for serves. Nothing.

The women were terrible unpleasant and smirky and one reprimanded me for changing the score board after one game instead of every two games. She told me it was against USTA rules, against all regulations and that I could cause confusion. All because I changed the damn scoreboard after one game! And she was nasty about it, not giving me at heads up because I am so new to all this.

Anyway my partner got annoyed but I thanked the opponent with a huge smile (we were losing like mad) and told her I was grateful for "teaching me". Her smirk was fucking galling me and we went on to win that set 6-4, were down in the tie-breaker 0-3 and then came back and BEAT THEIR ASSES 10-8 and took the match. FUCK YOU BITCHES!

It was honestly the most I have ever learned in tennis. To be down so far and completely and utter change our game and stop playing their game and force them to play ours and it really rattled them. In the end it was a mental battle (tennis often is) and we won out. It was the match of the night, we had a lot of people watching the comeback.

I didn't talk the whole match (except to thank her!) and I won the last point on my serve and did a YES!! out loud, totally hugged my partner and we both raised our arms. Not super cool to do but it was my "fuck you" for the host team for being so unwelcoming, unfriendly and with those smirks on their faces, "knowing" they were going to take us down easily. To come back from 1-6, 2-4 to take them match isn't something that happens much and both my partner (I had never played with her before but trained with her) were both shaking after.

One did acknowledge our comeback and our total change of tactics and said it was an well-earned win, the other shook hands, walked away and never spoke to us again, not even at the reception afterwads. Oh well.

Anyway, it took me two days to come down from that high! And I later heard our coach was watching us and left when we were down 0-5 in the first set, LOL! I bet he died of shck when he read the results on the USTA website!

Played for 3.5 hours in that heat (it was truly awful to play) so still a bit sore. But sooooooooo happy!

Now I will STFU!~

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Dark-sided!

So I am 99.99999999% sure I saw Lisa Bonet in
Grand Central yesterday. Thought it was crazy because it was right after commenting on the Night Crumbs with Zoe. She looked a hot mess. No idea how she pulled the hotness that is Jason Mommohoweveryouspellit.

That's my OP story.

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:37pm.
Wanna bet this heifer will sue the escalator company and/or subway for liability?

Hahahahaha, good luck with that. The MBTA ain't got shit. You should see some of the green line trains. Ugly, rusty shit from the 70s.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:37pm.
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a fat fuckity sound?
So fat, so fat, a tip of my hat,
Everyone knows it's Fattie.
A Fattie, a Fattie,
She's dumb and a treacherous slut,
A Fattie, a Fattie,
She falls right on her fat butt.

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HAHAHA nice jacko

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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Submitted by guest on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:23pm.

She said she was watching the girl's brother.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:37pm.

how you looked at her and thought "slinky" i will never fathom, but lmfao all the same

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Holy shit that was funny. YES I LAUGHED AT THE LESS FORTUNATE I THOUGHT THAT WAS IN THE BI-LAWS HERE

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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Thanks guys. I think it is a remnant of one I had last friday. So bad I lost my vision. Stress induced by bitch boss.

Jacko buy a phone card and call a bitch.

I'm also team 'shank eye towards fat bitches in scooters' and cannot STAND it when I see them at the store with scooters...and then you see a skinny, old man in his 80s with a cane struggling to walk.

Or worse, seeing perfectly capable young adults using them.

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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK

EEG - feel better, bitch!! (((HUGS)))
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:15pm.
Wish me luck, fellow horz, I am on day 1 of my quit smoking mission. I apologize in advance for any bitch-posts that might occur....

UBF, good luck. My mother finally stopped smoking after trying many times. She said that she finally succeed because of her mindset.......she really,really wanted to quit. I know that it gave her a some extra years of life and for that I'm eternally grateful.

I just noticed the date of the footage was Fri the 13th. Dumbass is lucky she didn't roll onto the tracks.

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I can't deal with this commotion.

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
and makes a fat fuckity sound?
So fat, so fat, a tip of my hat,
Everyone knows it's Fattie.
A Fattie, a Fattie,
She's dumb and a treacherous slut,
A Fattie, a Fattie,
She falls right on her fat butt.

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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Wanna bet this heifer will sue the escalator company and/or subway for liability?

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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK

MahatMaCoat I just don't know how they can make the movie? they would have to leave out so much!

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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:31pm.

Hi Whamo, as good as can be expected! you?
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Same ole same ole at my end, I'm leading a boring life at the moment. Good to "see" you again:)