Wednesday, July 18th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By An Obvious Warning To Scooter Users
A 56-year-old woman must've had some shit to do, because she didn't want to wait for the elevator in a Boston subway station to take her from the red line platform to higher ground. So ole' girl winked at Darwin by trying to scooter surf up a moving escalator. In case you didn't already know: scooter + escalator = flipping over and busting your ass.
FOX10tv says that homegirl is fine and she "walked away from the incident" without any injures. The bruise to her decision-making cell in her brain doesn't count.
(Thanks, GG)
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:55pm.
SF I have been meaning to tell you I LOVE your avie ....... Go Phelps
OT...I just read an article that stated lack of exercise is worse than smoking. You gotta love those studies ......they change about every tweny minutes. Haha
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:55pm.
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Well said Sans indeed!
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:43pm.
EW Whamo. Dog bite his foot please. The one with the owie!
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HAHAH! And you think that'll show him? He LIKES having his tootsies nibbled on!
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Ah, he likes to get his freak on? Do tell.
/popcorn
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:52pm.
Lol, ok that's pretty funny...but...it WAS in kitty litter. I did so so many things as a teenager, but shitting in the aisle of a store in public with people passing by...? /shiver
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
re obesity....such a sad topic. Part of, if not most, of the epidemic can probably be attributed to the prevalence of processed foods and sugars that are readily available. Kids nowadays are sitting in front of their computers and smartphones rather than running around at the neighborhood playground. Maybe some of it is genetic, and related to brain chemistry as well. I have a very high metabolism--my s.o. jokes that I must have a hollow leg, because I'm 5'1 and eat like a horse and never put on weight. This may not always be the case, but for now, I don't have to worry much about gaining weight. I know I'm pretty fortunate (for now). But my brother's weight fluctuates rapidly; he can put on 10-15 pounds in a short amount of time, and lose it just as quickly. I'm not throwing this out there to brag, just to illustrate that people have wildly different metabolisms and handle food differently.
Also, so much of this is due to poverty and ignorance when it comes to cooking healthy foods. I can't snark on a poor single mom who's juggling three part time jobs in order to be able to keep the utilities on in her shitty apartment. Do you think these folks are going to have the inclination to cook a healthy balanced meal every night for their kids, which takes time, planning, and shopping smarts? In a lot of cases, probably not...they've got bigger problems than that to worry about, and better that the kids are eating unhealthy processed foods than going hungry. I don't blame them for ordering takeout or popping some Tysons chicken nuggets in the microwave; they're cheap and easy.
alright, getting off my soapbox. Now to wade through the other 333 comments....I can't read the D at work anymore and you heaux are making me wonder what I missed!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:51pm.
HAHAH! And you think that'll show him? He LIKES having his tootsies nibbled on!
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lol:P
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:43pm.
EW Whamo. Dog bite his foot please. The one with the owie!
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HAHAH! And you think that'll show him? He LIKES having his tootsies nibbled on!
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Spider... :) :P
I heard a guy call in to a radio show one time and they were talking about practical jokes, the one guy said when he was a teen he was at a buddies house at this big house party and in a backroom one of the guys took a dump in the kitty litter box and they left it for the guy's mom to find. I pissed myself laughing at that one!
Which one of you horz started people talking about scat??
Oh, that was me.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:02pm.
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Really and you find that unusual!? Hmmmm
Sooo... when I worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken and barked out a curler in the takeout containers...that was a bad thing? I'd use the little towelette things though so it's not like I was an ANIMAL or anything right!?
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EW Whamo. Dog bite his foot please. The one with the owie!
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:02pm.
I have read that people who work at Walmart find human doodies in the aisles. ADULT human doodies.
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Really and you find that unusual!? Hmmmm
Sooo... when I worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken and barked out a curler in the takeout containers...that was a bad thing? I'd use the little towelette things though so it's not like I was an ANIMAL or anything right!?
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:12pm.
Dog, I used to work in an Ikea sized furniture store and we would find turds in dresser drawers and behind curtains all the time . Or piss in coffee mugs used for decoration. People are pigs.
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Holy Jesus God. That is fucking gross. Although I can't say I find it hard to believe...once I was playing a game of Never Have I Ever in college, and one of the guys admitted to it, in a moment of drunken idiocy. No one laughed and everyone gave him the extreme side eye. Me, I avoided his ass the rest of the night, because anyone who does that deserves to be weeded out of the gene pool immediately.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:56pm.
so in the nicest least snarky way I can say this. Fuck off Just today.
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:) LOL, Fair enough, I just figured you didn't realize we rip on all and everything. Perhaps this was just one of those posts you hold a little closer to your heart and I can appreciate that. I wasn't trying to be a asshole I was actually trying to be a little diplomatic in saying this is what we do if you don't like it you don't HAVE to read our foolishness. LOL!!
As you say you DO get it so I will gladly accept your FUCK OFF for today with no problems:P
I listened to the audio version of Wheat Belly and it is terrifying. It will make you want to quit all genetically modified foods for life. Basically, wheat has been modified to grow rapidly. A hundred years ago, wheat was 3-4 feet tall, modern wheat has been modified to reach maturity at 18 inches. The intent was to feed the masses quicker, but who knows what that modification has done to our bodies. The author is a cardiac doctor and actually really funny.
I listened to it last fall after I was diagnosed with celiac disease and one thing that I really liked about the book was that he talked about the mental effects of wheat sensitivity and celiac disease. Since completely cutting out wheat, my anxiety has dropped tremendously. I don't have random bouts of depression anymore unless it's PMS related (two days before my period like clockwork). I also don't have knee pain anymore or this horrible pain in my calf muscle that I had for 2 months before getting diagnosed. I also lost 32 pounds without trying, and a lot of it was in my midsection.
But I would just say to anyone thinking of going gluten free, that it's extremely difficult to follow. If I didn't have celiac disease and get physically ill from gluten, there is no way I could follow it so rigidly.
Had to do clinicals at the nursing home last week. After picking up a pile of diarrhea and wiping shit out of 8 inch long asshair , I can do anything
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:11pm.
People are revolting. I once saw a guy blow a snot rocket while he was casually having a conversation with a couple of people. Like it was nothing. He was sober, too.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:12pm.
Dog, I used to work in an Ikea sized furniture store and we would find turds in dresser drawers and behind curtains all the time . Or piss in coffee mugs used for decoration.
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For some reason, I am CRYING laughing at this.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:09pm.
I can't with feces. I have a crazy sensitive sense of smell. If I even think I can smell funk, especially on a person, my stomach sends out major danger signals. Sights don't bother me. Smells undo me.
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Dog, I used to work in an Ikea sized furniture store and we would find turds in dresser drawers and behind curtains all the time . Or piss in coffee mugs used for decoration. People are pigs.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:08pm.
You're welcome, ha!
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:07pm.
I do too, but usually after the first ten comments my eyes just glaze over and refuse to read any further. Like in this post.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:02pm.
I have read that people who work at Walmart find human doodies in the aisles. ADULT human doodies. I find this odd, not to mention revolting. I know the baffrooms there can't be clean but to go in an aisle? Where people can see you? Oh no, no, no.
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JFC...where? Like thinking they were out in the middle of the woods somewhere. People disgust me...too frequently. I think I need a private island somewhere.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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@ Dog
In my teens I worked at Gap, and I heard that the last time there was an "anti-capitalist" protest* people had come in and shat in the fitting rooms, and smeared it all over the mirrors. I have a huge phobia of shit, so I was also glad to hear that it was the managers who had to clean that shit.
*Dirty stinking hippies, students and Coldplay fans going into American companies like Gap, Starbucks etc to cause trouble counts as an anti-capitalist protest around here.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:00pm.
THANKS Lucifer--I needed a laugh!!!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:00pm.
Holy shit - 320 comments? Do I dare scroll down and see what you dildos have been doing in my absence?
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I do that frequently...just for the funnies.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
I have read that people who work at Walmart find human doodies in the aisles. ADULT human doodies. I find this odd, not to mention revolting. I know the baffrooms there can't be clean but to go in an aisle? Where people can see you? Oh no, no, no.
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Holy shit - 320 comments? Do I dare scroll down and see what you dildos have been doing in my absence?
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:41pm.
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I think I'll just exit this convo, stage left.
Nice chatting with ya Whamo! ;-)
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Come on, don't be like that now:(
It's all fun and games
*until I take one in the nads
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and risk the wrath of IF and Dog...I dunno...ah what the hell. I can dodge a bullet if you can. Wear a cup at all times. ;-)
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:56pm.
You obviously haven't been here long so you don't realize this whole site is dedicated to the art of well let's just say being snarky. I mean do you not read the copy that goes with these stories? If you want politically correct comments then you've come to the wrong place. We snark goof and laugh at every one.
I read MK's terrific posts Whamo. I realize that
"snarky" is very much part of his site but I've also noticed that behind that snark, there's usually some quiet kindness. Not every post, but it's there. He has perfected the balance--in my humble opinion. Re: politically correct. This would be laughable to you if you actually knew me.
If I told my husband what you said he'd be on the floor laughing. What I suggest is people are very selective about what they consider politically correct. Obviously from the amount of commentary and disgust towards fat people, well
I am in the minority in my thinking on this.
Prior to being on this site, I was on a much "snarkier" site for years so please don't preach to me about being on a site that people
make fun of other people. And Whamo, I enjoy most of your commentary and it's obvious you have a huge fan club but today, Whamo, I'm in a fuxking really bad mood so in the nicest least snarky way I can say this. Fuck off Just today.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by SandwichQueen on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:39pm.
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It's quite alright, taking public transit will make you sip on that haterade hard. I saw one guy, park his fuckin scooter, he made 3 other people move on an already crowded bus, straps it down only to get up, walk to the seat across from where he put it. REALLLY? Some of these people have no concept about other people in which they share a limited amount of space with and don't seem to give three solid fucks.
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Hahahahahaha. Oh, the things I have seen on public transit.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:41pm.
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I think I'll just exit this convo, stage left.
Nice chatting with ya Whamo! ;-)
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Come on, don't be like that now:(
It's all fun and games
*until I take one in the nads *
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:41pm.
Ms Fury and Doggie are trained snipers lol!!
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Yeah but IF is adept with the crossbow while I am adept with the long barrel.
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They both have sights, that's all I need to know.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:11pm.
Thanks Bored!
Although, I think Whamo's got me way down there at 20 or something. He's such a slut, ya know? ;-)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I only count us sluts who were HERE for him when he *broke hims foot.
Wanna hear a joke? My foot is broken. shhhhh don't tell whammy... I blames him
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Bored are you for real!!! did you break your foot!!!???
*notes dogs Hochies comment and Spider's wife line up, knows better that to put numbers on women...in public:D*
Ms Fury and Doggie are trained snipers lol!!
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I think I'll just exit this convo, stage left.
Nice chatting with ya Whamo! ;-)
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:01pm.
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I IS CALLING OUT WHAMO!!!!!!!
I really REALLY need to talk to that tall fuck!
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Tall???? I think you have me confused with some one else.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:41pm.
Ms Fury and Doggie are trained snipers lol!!
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Yeah but IF is adept with the crossbow while I am adept with the long barrel.
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:43pm.
You do realize I'm female? Married to a man? NOT a land whale?
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Submitted by SandwichQueen on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 5:39pm.
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It's quite alright, taking public transit will make you sip on that haterade hard. I saw one guy, park his fuckin scooter, he made 3 other people move on an already crowded bus, straps it down only to get up, walk to the seat across from where he put it. REALLLY? Some of these people have no concept about other people in which they share a limited amount of space with and don't seem to give three solid fucks. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:36pm.
MAN some fat chick fucked you up SO BAD.... musta called out your microdick!
Whassa matta babe? She not love you? Didn't praise the tic tac in her mouth?
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:11pm.
Thanks Bored!
Although, I think Whamo's got me way down there at 20 or something. He's such a slut, ya know? ;-)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I only count us sluts who were HERE for him when he *broke hims foot.
Wanna hear a joke? My foot is broken. shhhhh don't tell whammy... I blames him
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Bored are you for real!!! did you break your foot!!!???
*notes dogs Hochies comment and Spider's wife line up, knows better that to put numbers on women...in public:D*
Ms Fury and Doggie are trained snipers lol!!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:25pm.
Exactly. I don't think anyone claimed to be a supermodel around here. I don't see myself gaining 30 lbs but it could happen. 300 lbs - where a scooter is needed? No way.
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Even if I do gain 300 lbs I REFUSE to get a scooter. That is just giving in! That is saying, of well, I guess I will just let myself die then.
KEEP WALKING FATTIES, it burns a lot of calories to move a fat body! IDK, maybe she is also disabled, but she is also dumb in the head for trying that.
Fatty, fatty 2 x 4
Can't get through the kitchen door
PUT DOWN THE FUCKING ICE CREAM CONE!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, obesity is much more rampant now than it was in days gone by. Remember the fat lady at the circus? She was a sideshow attraction because she was a RARITY. Not so anymore. I would not be at all surprised that food additives are addictive. Like Mr. McKenzie from So I Married an Ax Murderer says: "The Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you craaaaaaave it fortnightly, smaaaaaaaaartass!"
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:26pm.
I.FUCKING.ROLLED.OVER.ON.IT.IN.MY.SLEEP.
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That's how land whales kills their husbands and get away with it, you know. Think about that. "I was sleeping and I didn't realize I rolled over on him! My ZZZ size baby doll panties got all wadded up and I was restless and I forgot he was there!"
Meanwhile, fatty gets $236,000.19 in life insurance and is now set for life and can eat as many Ho-Hos as she wants without him criticizing her! THINK ABOUT HOW MANY MEN HAVE BEEN MURDERED AND THEIR DEATHS WENT UNAVENGED BECAUSE THE COPS WERE TOO AFRAID THE LAND WHALES WOULD COME AFTER THEM NEXT!!!!!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:13pm.
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YES, This is the guy I heard yesterday!
Wheat Belly, that was it!
Dr. William Davis of the Track Your Plaque site, and author of the recent "Wheat Belly," says that wheat contains an opiate which is responsible for what he describes as wheat addiction. He identifies the protein gliadin as the opiate, and says: "This opiate, while it binds to the opiate receptors of the brain, doesn’t make us high. It makes us hungry."
Thanks MJT:)
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:04pm.
Not loading? Or is it a lock-out?
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Same isses I've been having won't load.
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Try clearing your cache, might have a busted link in it, or maybe:
https://www.facebook.com/ try that?
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:26pm.
Oh for crap's sake, seriously? Did you at least get the good drugs, play up the pain etc? Sorry :-(
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:04pm.
Not loading? Or is it a lock-out?
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Same isses I've been having won't load.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:14pm.
No shit? How did you?
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I.FUCKING.ROLLED.OVER.ON.IT.IN.MY.SLEEP.
JEEBUS
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:14pm.
No shit? How did you?
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:14pm.
Whamo doesn't have wives. Whamo has hooches.
Between you and Vern I've got acid burn in my nose from snorting my DC. ;-)
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
I have no sympathy for this miserable piece of lazy scooter trash. Wait for the fucking elevator, or better yet, lose some weight and WALK.
We have so many of these assholes at my work. One lady, who isn't fat at all, actually parks her scooter in the hall sometimes and gets up to walk around freely. She moves just fine, doesn't even limp. How the hell she got a scooter, I'll never know. The best is when she drives the damn thing while reading her goddamn Kindle. I can't tell you how many people she's almost run down as a result. Trash.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 7:11pm.
Thanks Bored!
Although, I think Whamo's got me way down there at 20 or something. He's such a slut, ya know? ;-)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I only count us sluts who were HERE for him when he *broke hims foot.
Wanna hear a joke? My foot is broken. shhhhh don't tell whammy... I blames him
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
Whamo doesn't have wives. Whamo has hooches.
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