A 56-year-old woman must’ve had some shit to do, because she didn’t want to wait for the elevator in a Boston subway station to take her from the red line platform to higher ground. So ole’ girl winked at Darwin by trying to scooter surf up a moving escalator. In case you didn’t already know: scooter + escalator = flipping over and busting your ass.
FOX10tv says that homegirl is fine and she “walked away from the incident” without any injures. The bruise to her decision-making cell in her brain doesn’t count.