John Travolta & Kelly Preston Take Their Heterosexual Love To Mykonos

Sometimes I really have to slow clap for Kelly Preston’s legendary and iconic beard game, because she’s always 100% loyal and doesn’t give a shit while giving a shit at the same time. Case in point: John Travolta and Kelly followed the rainbow which led them to gay mecca of the Mediterranean that is Mykonos. Fun fact: “Mykonos” is Greek for “poke me in the no-no.” Hide yo male massage therapists, Mykonos.

Radar has a few pictures of John and Kelly smiling and waving at the cameras as they stroll through the gayest island in the Mediterranean. (Okay, it’s not totally gay, but it’s pretty gay. It’s true that if you fart in Mykonos. Your farts will smell like the color of the rainbow.) I love the pictures, because there’s John and Kelly smiling at everyone while I’m sure a bunch of gay boys hehehehehe into their cocktails off camera.

Either John and Kelly have the IQ of his day wig or they’re geniuses. I mean, trying to kill the gay rumors by vacationing on the one of the gayest places on earth? I hope John and Kelly keep this “straight love in gay places” theme going, because I really want to see them renew their vows at the White Party in Palm Springs.