John Travolta & Kelly Preston Take Their Heterosexual Love To Mykonos

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Well, OBVIOUSLY, Johnny Girl was trying to re-enact "Mamma Mia".

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

I see Kelly like a groupie. She just loves being married to someone famous, loves having kids with someone famous and loves the money. She doesn't care anymore what he does outside the house. She probably did at one time but the money is too good.

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Mykonos? He's not even trying anymore, is he?

After reading that book about JT and his famous spa hook ups, I think his marriage to Kelly works for HIM because it keeps him somewhat controlled. Without her there would be 24 /7 sex and crazy people trying to spend every cent JT has. She is the difference between a bit of fun and penniless used up full of STDs homeless used to be actor on True Hollywood Story. She stays because he is probably very good to her in a way that only a non jealous, I don't want anything from you but a beard , can be. It's win win. Which is why they aren't coming out. They like the enigma.

After reading that book about JT and his famous spa hook ups, I think his marriage to Kelly works for HIM because it keeps him somewhat controlled. Without her there would be 24 /7 sex and crazy people trying to spend every cent JT has. She is the difference between a bit of fun and penniless used up full of STDs homeless used to be actor on True Hollywood Story. She stays because he is probably very good to her in a way that only a non jealous, I don't want anything from you but a beard , can be. It's win win. Which is why they aren't coming out. They like the enigma.

At least they didn't go to Lesbos.

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El pasado es el pasado, pero es siempre presente.

Hekki, do tell! I've never heard moster tales re: Preston.__________________________________________Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:07pm.
I Am Afraid: I agree with you except for one thing. Kelly is a monster. I think she's pure evil.

These two need to hang it up already. No one is buying it.

first minute i landed on the island i was ostracized by police and questioned/searched for drugs..seems they're afraid of trafficking cause people dance ALL day there so i assume they need their fuel imported..then while i was booking my hotel room i was bullied and made fun of..by frat boys for being a queer boy on this VERY queer island which was so puzzling for me since i'm far from being the gayest looking/acting kid, then i was treated like meat on the streets where you can't take a breath cause it feels like you're 24/7 on one of the most "prestigious" gay clubs and you really have to look your best at all times and ofcourse if you're hot you're not left alone one second without someone looking at you, smiling at you, groping at you, talking at you while you're trying to do humane things like eat your hot sandwich with all eyes pinned on you

Mykonos is a good place to be gay but, as a straight woman, I got plenty of hot, straight sex while I was there so it's not ALL gay. I was just in Spain a few weeks ago and I think Sitges is even more gay-friendly. It was actually nice to see so many happy couples walking around, eating in restaurants, feeling comfortable to just be together with no one judging them. Felt happy for them.

not everyone in Mykonos is gay ofcourse, and it does have a big percentage of heterosexual tourists (frat boys, burned out cock-head that dance all day,female celebrities that hang out with their tiny dogs and gay hairdressers and a lot of Greece's celebrities that want to be recognized and meet with their fellow celebrities in the same island yet no one gives a shit there about their celeb status and leaves them alone in peace) but trust me on this, I'm quite queer but Mykonos was too gay for me, John doesn't even have to use a bait there cause the island is full of male sluts that fuck like dogs right there on the streets

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:20am.

"Isn't EVERYBODY in Greece gay though"

no, no they are not ... ;-) but Mykonos is so gay it makes the Castro look like a Westborough Baptist Church fellowship meeting. nice of Kelly to let John pick their vacation destination

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Are we sure Kelly isn't a drag queen? Did anyone see her vageen?

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:41pm.
Who cares where they are vacationing - what did that cult do to their son?

NEVER FORGET

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Thank you!

There should be at least one of these in every $cientolo-post.

Scientology is a controlling evil cult who will kill your loved ones to keep you in control.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/01/the_strange_dea.php

So many dead links to gossip sites that reveal $cientology secrets (TMZ). Their lawyers are scrambling.

I really wanted to see shit crumble with Katie's revelations.

I always find it kind of ironic when gay individuals lecture me about minding my own business. You know the whole, "Why do you care if I'm gay?", "How does my gay marriage effect your life in any way?", or "I just don't see why you give a shit." Newsflash: I DON'T give a shit! And I don't give a shit that you have "come out"!

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

i've been to mykonos...if you want your nono massaged, that's the place to be...or so i've been told...
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:46am.
Maybe they should change the name of the island to Mykonono?

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This made me giggle like Travolta at a massage parlor.

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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Mykonos is gayer than Rio.

I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK

Who cares where they are vacationing - what did that cult do to their son?

NEVER FORGET

From what I've read about Kelly (mainly in gossip rags of course) she's a trunk full of crazy. She should be studied as a specimen of fame-hungry, money grubbing ferociousness. Her dedication to the professional services of 'Bearding' has been exemplary. Do they give medals for that? She's definitely at platinum level. The fake pregnancy also deserves some form of recognition - pulling off that shit 'ain't easy. Just ask Beyonce.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple - Oscar Wilde

I lived in Greece for 3 years and traveled to several dozen islands. Mykonos was my least favorite. Too touristy, with not many quiet places to chill. I loved Santorini, Crete, Paros and Naxos. Mykonos was for European frat boys and unwitting tourists. Hated it.

They should vacay in Las Vegas, the least gay place on earth.

I am moving to fucking Greece, motherfuckers.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Why does he need to come out? For the public good? For the gay population? What he needs to do is not alledgely assault male massage therapists! If this marriage works for both of them then why is it such a big deal that he comes out. Possibly they truly do love each other.
Possibly he can control his urges. Possibly
he likes his life just the way it is.

Dear friends of ours were in a simular marriage for 26 years before she died of cancer. He
was besides himself with grief and after a few years did indeed have a relationship with a fellow man. Her, I think she was straight and loved him immensely. You could tell by the way she looked at him.
So who's to say--this marriage might work for them.

I Am Afraid: I agree with you except for one thing. Kelly is a monster. I think she's pure evil.

I think they have some kind of codependent symbiosis. I don't think it's a true friendship. They'll maybe stay together like the Grey Garden ladies, bickering and poisoned by regrets and incrimination and fear.

I don't believe he is happy. But i do believe such arrangements can work. I know of one or two.

Gay.

I had a great time in Mykonos but I went with my hairy Greek husband (sit down sucky, sit down)

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Here's the Plan for John: get caught in the biggest, gayest, most peeniful orgy, with video and photos and multiple witnesses that it's impossible for him to deny. And then get caught a few more times.

Give Kelly everything.

Go live the rest of your life on this plane of existence as a happy, out and proud gay man.

He would have so much support.

I try to understand what is really behind BEING one way, and pretending not to be. Creating a whole life, a fake personality (or your real personality SANS the hidden part) to fool a bunch of people who care for you and regard you as an important person in their lives. You're charming, funny, own a beard or two (that's what we call someone who is your companion who is supposed to subtract from your homosexuality, right?).

But you have that trait that comes out. Some people notice it and try to cover it up, and will defend you, or ignore the accusations and carry on with the charade. Some people don't notice it, which will make them rush to your defense even more.

And everyone else watches the struggle from the outside. They don't think everyone is watching, but we have popcorn.

They think it's some big fucking secret?

It's not.

Everyone else knows.

Now please show me photos of a big hairy Greek man with a heavy hanging cock, b/c that's what's really important.

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Oh yeah, it ain't over muthafucka.
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I am resisting being that cynical bitch because no matter what we know of their no-longer secrets, they are undeniably devoted to each other and their family, as unconventional as their arrangement might be. Go ahead and tell me I'm a delusional idiot but I really do believe Preston and Travolta will be together forever and it has nothing to do with money. I think they are each other's best friends and it's really sad the way they are being attacked for a relationship that works for them. I feel bad for this family. I don't think they deserve the hate.

Maybe they should change the name of the island to Mykonono?

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Certified Slore

So sick of the charade with these two always all up in our faces.

On that note, The Viking Kittens!
http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar

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Fair is foul and foul is fair..

MIKE-O KNOWS
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Man, Kelly must have a great beard package, complete with generous pension. At least I hope she does.

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Fire Island for Labor Day?

How do you separate the men from the boys in Mykonos?
With a crowbar!

Ba-DUMP-tssssh!

Try the waitress! Tip your veal!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Men on Film and David Allen Grier. "We started out in Greece with the oily menzes and went to Sweden with those blond wenches (hated it) and went to Italy with those buxom brunettes (hated it) so we (snap) went back to Greece."

Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:03am.

"However, with all the pretty gay men around, the female tourist population is ready to GO. It's like a post-Magic Mike viewing party every night of the week."

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LOLOL Maybe that's what she's hoping for??

But, seriously, who does she think they're fooling at this point? If the BL is correct (and probably is), he's miserable. What a horrible existence for the whole family. Let him just grape-vine a little more outta that closet, gurl! Between the Scientology cult shit screwing with her head, the death of the son, and this epic beard game she's trying to hold on to, I have a feeling she's Courtney Love-level of crazy, but since it's not a chemical/drug related imbalance, we just don't see it.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:19am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:00am.
I bet Kelly can't satisfy Johns needs for greek yogurt

I lol'd and gag'd at the same time.

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You are all welcome for that! I think I broke Jack's boner.
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How can a man be a mom?

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:00am.
I bet Kelly can't satisfy Johns needs for greek yogurt

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LOLLLLL

Mykonos is sooo gay that more gay porno has been made in Mykonos than an other holiday destination on earth. FACT
Almost every gay porno studio has made a porn video in Mykonos. FACT
Almost every gay porno studio has made more than one movie at Mykonos, but they had to get creative with the titles such as Journey to Mykonos 1, Journey to Mykonos 2, Mykonos there and bareback again. FACT

Naked hairy blokes just walk around Mykonos with their dicks in the air and nobody winks twice, except their a-holes.
Obviously John has gone back to his roots, and by that i mean, when John's taste first developed, he was into tan, muscle, hairy greek type guys, hence why he is returning there.

Short of JT coming out in a blaze of rainbows and glitter, we all know he is gay. He needs to admit it to himself and everyone else! JUST COME OUT, JT. No one will be shocked or even care all that much. Sheesh.

after all that has been said about them can you blame them if they do not have a F*CK left to give?

Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion

Isn't EVERYBODY in Greece gay though

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:00am.
I bet Kelly can't satisfy Johns needs for greek yogurt

I lol'd and gag'd at the same time.

Just back from Athens where the guide said that she has been JT's tour guide in the past. Guess we were chopped liver..
Having been to Mykonos, it is very small and not a lot will go on there that other people aren't going to see or know. Many Americans busting through that island. My advise to JT would be that he would have a better shot at extracurricular activity privacy after dark in Miami Beach. Oh and as for the beaches? Bitch please. I got to the Med and kept waiting to be taken to the next beach as surely it had to be the exquisite beach I had been hearing about, but no, though nice, they aren't the to-die-for beach experience you hear about.

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:02am.
And they will be back in time to visit Provincetown, just in time for the tea parties.

in all fairness, P-Town is a lovely place. :) Don't know about Mykonos though.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:03am.

I like those odds.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

One of my friends just went to Mykonos. I failed to tell her it's known as the gayest island on the planet...hahahaha.

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