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Mayor Stubbs of Talkeetna, Alaska!
All 900 people of Talkeetna, Alaska are smarter than our asses, because 15 years ago they decided that they didn't want a human running their town so they voted a newborn kitten named Stubbs into office in a write-in election. (Side note: I'm sort of sad that Stubbs got the job via a write-in election, because I would've loved to see him run in a full on campaign on the I Can Haz Cheezburger platform.) Ever since then, Mayor Stubbs has been ruling the town from his oval cat bed office at the town's general store.
Resident Laurie Stec told CNN that the town's top pussy is the perfect mayor, because he has never raised taxes, they don't have sales tax and he really can't shame the town by getting caught humping a trick next to the dumpster behind the general store, because he had his balls snipped. But just like most high-ranking political officials, Mayor Stubbs regularly leaves a huge shit and expects others to pick it up after him. Also, One of the employees at the general store said that Mayor Stubbs is kind of a diva:
“All throughout the day I have to take care of the mayor. He's very demanding. He meowed and meowed and meowed and demanded to be picked up and put on the counter. And he demanded to be taken away from the tourists. Then he had his long, afternoon nap."
That's funny, because that's almost the same answer Sarah Palin's secretary gave when somebody asked what she does all day.
And just like Sarah Palin, Stubbs will go from mayor to governor to a VP nominee and I'm sure he can see Russia from his litter box!
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Palin said you can see Russia from land in Alaska, which you can. She was making a point about being energy independent.
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what does "you can see Russia from land in Alaska" have to do with energy independence O.o
Attention braindead libs: Sarah Palin never said "I can see Russia from my house." Tina Fey did. Palin said you can see Russia from land in Alaska, which you can. She was making a point about being energy independent.
Ugh. Keep signing those welfare checks, drones. The rest of us will keep taking care of you.
NOT!
cute kitty!!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:42am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:06am.
I see mustard!
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oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodnesssssssssss
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YES!!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 9:38am.
Hahahahaha good one:)
Well, I know who I'm voting for in the next presidential election. He can't be any more useless than the last few presidents.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
First of all, I'd definitely vote for the kitty.
Secondly, for those wondering how that would work to have a kitty mayor, it could be that the town is a tiny little place in the sticks.
I live in a tiny town/village that doesn't have a mayor, but a board that takes care of crap. And the stuff they don't deal with, either the county or the state take care of.
So, we could have a kitty for mayor, but the position of mayor would just be for show.
Hope that helps.
Yes we can (change my litter box, bitch)
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
It really says a lot when a cat can be mayor in AK but Levi Johnston cannot.
Mad props to hizzoner, the mayor. Nuttin' but love for ya. POWER TO THE PAW!! POWER TO THE PUSSY!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOL, so Mayor Stubbs can't be bothered rubbing elbows with rif raf tourists? So typical, cats always think their shit doesn't stink.
It's a small town, but perhaps a lot of the rest of the U.S. can take a page out of this town's book. I'm not saying to elect animals into office but the fact that these 900 people can come together to agree on how the city should be ran is awesome. Wish more people would come together rather than tearing each other down.
All hail our benevolent cat overlord!
I illegally donated thousands of pounds of kitty litter to Stubs' campaign back in the 90's...trust me, his election was not legit!! Now he's up to his ass in meow mix, while the town goes hungry.
I love pussies!!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:06am.
I see mustard!
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oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodnesssssssssss
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
A cat as mayor? That is so stupid.
I just read in the paper that the Boy Scouts upheld their ban on gays. Too bad the ban doesn't extend to pedophiles.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:05am.
what i want to know is can mayor stubbs see russia from his litter box?
LOL!! I'm sure Mayor Kitteh could teach Caribou Barbie a thing or two..
LOVE THIS!! (of course I luvs anything with aminals)
Now, why couldn't we get a kitteh to take over Daley's position in Chicago?? Would have done a better than that @$$clown Emaneul, that's for sure!
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
I see mustard!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Kitty!!!!!!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Aww....such a dignified mayor. <3
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what i want to know is can mayor stubbs see russia from his litter box?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
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He doesn't do what's fair?!? He didn't get to be a cat by himself, you know!
But seriously, who's running the town? Is there a "deputy (wink, wink)" mayor?
Sounds like he's been living the good life.
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Pets don't have to work, don't have be educated, and when they're ugly, that's considered to be extra-cute. And nobody ever berates them for it!
Great HSOTD! Love the kitteh!
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I was worried MK was going to say Mayor Stubbs had a vicious Temptations habit. I'm glad to hear he's just shitting and sleeping like a good kitty should!
OMFG, I fucking LOVE the fuck out of you, Michael!
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