Here Comes The "Kristen Stewart Got Some Titty Sacks Installed" Rumor
"You give me the sads, micro titties" is apparently what Kristen Stewart said to her chest right before a plastic surgeon shoved a pair of Ziploc bags full of titty gel up in there. That's what Star (via Hollywood Life) is saying anyway. The highest-paid lip biter in Hollywood ("That line gives me the sads." - all of us) showed up to Comic-Con in San Diego with her chichis looking as swole as my nerves when I watch her try to act. Star asked plastic surgeons Dr. Matthew Schulman and Dr. Anthony Youn to put up their magnifying glasses to the pictures of KSTew's Twititties and they both declared that her chichis grew with some help from silicone:
“Her breasts have gone from what looked like a large A cup to a large B cup,” New York City-based plastic surgeon Dr. Matthew Schulman says.
“While this might be the result of a new, state-of-the-art bra, it’s most likely the result of a breast augmentation,” adds Michigan-based plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn.
The best quote comes from one of KStew's "friends" who said this: "Her small chest has been a source of unhappiness for Kristen. But now she doesn’t feel the need to hide anymore. She finally has the body she’s always wanted.”
So that's the real reason why KStew always looks like someone ate asparagus before pissing into her favorite water bong. Here I was thinking that KStew's emotions were permanently set to Emo, because she's just naturally a miserable bitch. But nope, her small titties made her sad. Makes sense.
Please. KStew is the last bitch who'd get her titties done and she's probably the last person who would put on a push-up bra. Thinking of KStew slipping on a push-up bra is like seeing your butch lesbian P.E. teacher wearing a pencil skirt on teacher-parent conference day. It's unnatural on all levels. So there's only one explanation for why KStew's chichis look slightly plumper than usual. The marketing team for Twatlight decided that the ultimate stunt to really sell the last movie would be to knock KStew up with sparkle sperm! Congratulations, I hope they name the kid JuLare after their moms.
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Boobs boobs boobs boobs. Small, big, spaniels ears whatever. I'm a nipple man, lets talk about the organ stop/cigar butt nippular vicinity! Tits Shmits.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Oh and all women look bigger on top when wearing white.
I tend to wear black or dark colors. I'm so over my boobs.
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I'm an A cup, in case anyone cares.
*side eyes the posters with bigger bewbs*
ISprainedMyUvula:
Did you have them put in behind the muscle and opt for the teardrop shape? I heard that is the way to look the most natural.
I had an encounter *ahem* with a lady once who had some and it was nice *blushes*, they kind of felt like those little fluid pouches you get for the dishwasher or your washing machine - squishy!!
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Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:11pm.
not just ignorant menz -- i just learned more from your comment than in any VS bra fitting session
/comfortable at a 38C
// passes Whamo and Jack washcloths and cigarettes
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:32pm.
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SHUT UP with your perky boobs and nice ass. Lol, just kidding. Work it!
LOL@ Sweetas
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M.E. totally agree. What makes it worse is that I used to be able to. I think they are getting slightly smaller and back to normal the further out I get from birth/pumping (4 years now). I may actually have a large B, I'm not really sure. Like FDL was saying, the sizing is awkward. A Victoria's Secret lady told me that a 36B is the same as a 34C so who knows...
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:41pm.
There is a bra at Victoria's secret that gives you two cups without surgery. I own 2.
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I am looking into buying a bikini top. Just this morning I was browsing. I am an almost full B. But I like to push those suckers up to go along with my awesome ass (it is, I am proud of it)
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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lol *soft announcer voice* "Welcome back to Boob Talk with Dr. Whamo."
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:29pm.
Turt - I'm jealous of some of the cute shirts/dresses small bewbed girls can wear. I can't pull that shit off.
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I hear ya, sister! I'm athletic build but with a large D cup and I have to be so careful with what I wear or a) my boobs take over the show or b) I look fat on top.
Mr Fury, however, thinks my girls are Goddesses.
I'd love a small/mid C. That'd be perfect.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:24pm.
"Bums are most important to me and need careful analysis to be sure!"
This broad-ass marine would advise you to bring your lunch.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:27pm.
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PERFECT :)
Turt - I'm jealous of some of the cute shirts/dresses small bewbed girls can wear. I can't pull that shit off.
And yes, when playing sports or working out I must wear TWO sports bra to keep the twins from flopping about.
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:24pm.
Whamo, I WISH, lol. What you described is what I wish I had going on! I kind of did back in the day, and I had a nice little pixie cut to match, but those days are gone!
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LOL, well In my mind you can be a cute short pixie haired beauty, how's that:)
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:24pm.
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Mine mimic my pre-op boobs sumfin fierce. I still have almost no upper pole fullness (above the nip) so unless I tell people I had surgery and they didn't notice the 4 cup size change, most people would never guess in a million years mine are fake. They still behave much like before, so much so I'll have a second augmentation to fix some of the issues of stretched tissues from pregnancy.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
I have a large B cup, Stewart probably has a small B. There's a subtle difference between the before and after pic, so I would say the breast enhancement was tastefully done. For her next operation she should consider a personality transplant, though.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I love boob talk, I think we need a daily post where you ladies can talk about how nice your boobs and bum is. Bums are most important to me and need careful analysis to be sure!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:47pm.
I have a very natural pair of 34F's,
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Unnatural 34F here.
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More power to ya ISMU! If I wear a low cut top, it looks like I am hiding two bald fellas in there....
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Hekki, thanks :) Good to see you too. Breastfeeding definitely does some crazy things, doesn't it?!
Whamo, I WISH, lol. What you described is what I wish I had going on! I kind of did back in the day, and I had a nice little pixie cut to match, but those days are gone!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:18pm.
tits or no tits, she is still dull as cow shit.
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Can't disagree with you on that one at all Loop!
Thanks, DiamondDogs :)
M.E., not fair, is it? My boobs were ok after my first, went straight back to the perky Bs but after I pumped with the second I've got these flipping Cs that just get in the way...
Guess I shouldn't complain, my MIL just had a double mastectomy last week.
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:13pm.
Whamo, you just described my small boobage image perfectly.
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Hmmm...a cutie eh, very nice MT, :p
Nice to see you, Turtle!
Settled into a nice B territory. BFing was great because those puppies grew to Ds. I'm happy with whatever, and I never agonized over my size.
tits or no tits, she is still dull as cow shit.
Anno, high five!
Turtle - I gained a cup size with each kid. WTF?
@ Turtle
Thanks! I'm glad you are back on the D. :-)
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:47pm.
I have a very natural pair of 34F's,
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Unnatural 34F here.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Diamond Dogs, yes, lol. I'm a runner and sometimes wear two sports bras, which is a bitch. I USED to be a nice small B.
*side eyes breast pump*
Also I like your new name:)
Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:07pm.
C-ish but id kill for some nice A's.
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I'm a C too, but would love perky little A's!
Whamo, you just described my small boobage image perfectly.
DD and I'd KILL to be a C
@ Turtle
C-cup is lovely. But I get wanting to be a bit smaller. It is easier to find clothes and play sports with smaller bewbs
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"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" George Carlin
PS: I should probably point out to all you ignorant menz, that cup size alone says nothing about breast size. I'm a 75B (don't know US measurements, sorry).
The way bra size is determined, basically means that circumference of both breast and underbreast are important, your cup size is the result of the ratio between the two. So a 34B is the same size in sheer breast volume as a 36A, so to speak. "A" does not necessarily equal an itty bitty titty and a D can be only a handfull.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:00pm.
lol, I think I'm somewhere between Christina Ricci (post reduction) and Eva Green. Euro B cup.
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I'm sure they look very very nice Fleur:D
I find women beautiful with both small or large breasts, to me size doesn't matter as long as they are real. Some women are really hot BECAUSE their breast were small, sort of the pixie cute look.
C-ish but id kill for some nice A's.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:00pm.
I'm thinking pictures would go a long way just so we can put things into perspective when we are looking at other celebs boobs!
lol, I think I'm somewhere between Christina Ricci (post reduction) and Eva Green. Euro B cup.
@Jack
You even get laid at a Christian Dingle mixer? LMAO!
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:57pm.
Monkey's thumbs
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LMAO!!! Man the shit you learn here on the D!
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:53pm.
Now I'm curious about what everyone's cup size is in here.
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Now THESE are the hard hitting questions that really need to be answered!
I'm thinking pictures would go a long way just so we can put things into perspective when we are looking at other celebs boobs!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:36pm.
It's an improvement. Doctors are often better at boobies than nature.
WTF is that comment? You realize that breasts are not meant to look like 2 half melons bolted on your chest? Nature >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Surgery
Hekki and Jack
Monkey's thumbs are what ladies nips look like when they are cold and have hard ons
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:53pm.
Now I'm curious about what everyone's cup size is in here.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Those add a cup, extreme push up bra's are a CAN'T for me. They push my bewbs up into my froat and I look like yesterday's CT.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:41pm.
There is a bra at Victoria's secret that gives you two cups without surgery. I own 2.
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This! Padded push-ups are the bomb to us A cup gals.
Now I'm curious about what everyone's cup size is in here.
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"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" George Carlin
calling in plastic surgeons to evaluate her covered chest is absurd. i can make my b cups into a c cup easily with the right bra/equipment. ask a drag queen about gorilla tape.
MahatMa: What's "monkey's thumbs"?
Hi Jack ;)