Halle Berry Sent To The Hospital After Busting Her Head
Halle Berry already fucked up her ankle while shooting the movie The Hive with Abigail Breslin (seen below looking like a lost Fanning sister) and last night she suffered a BOOM to the head while shooting that same shit in L.A. That shit is cursed! That movie sounded like a bad idea as soon as it was announced that Punk from I Love New York 2 joined the cast.
TMZ says that while shooting a fight scene, Halle fell and hit her head on a concrete block. Since head injuries are some serious shit, an ambulance was called and Halle was shuffled off to Cedars at around 10pm. The doctors ran a few tests, did an x-ray and declared her to be "okay" after they looked inside her head and saw banners with the words "Fuck you, Gabriel! Fuck you in your pretty face!" flying around. Halle's rep tells People that she's been released and won't take a sick day:
"Halle Berry suffered a minor head injury while shooting a fight sequence on the set of her film, The Hive. She was taken to the hospital as a precaution, but she checked out healthy and was released. She'll continue production as planned."
And just before the accident, in a hotel room in Manhattan somewhere, a half-nekkid Gabriel Aubrey slipped on the rest of his clothes while saying, "Okay, Tommy, I did it, now can you, the all-magical wizard priestess of the alien bridges, use your telekinesis powers like you promised? Oh, and can you also glamour the last 10 minutes from my mind or do I have to call up ASkars for that?"
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Halle is looking good.
Maybe she can attract a man this time, instead of the gorgeous homosexuals she has ended up with previously
ditquoi on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:56pm.
most of her other ex's are in decent relationships now. the most glaring example would be Eric Benet, who Halle swore was a sex addict, who's happily married with a baby now, because his wife isn't a cold fish and knows she has to do more than sit around looking pretty to keep her man happy. oops did I say that?
anyway another truth of life is that when you've been in relationship after relationship with a punk bitch, the common theme would be you...so figure out what is it about you that attracts punk bitches and fix it.
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Ain't that the truth!
I hate Berry's victim mentality. She is ALWAYS the victim. She dropped Benet's daughter as soon as the relationship was done. She somehow became the victim in her own hit-and-run! Does anyone remember that fiasco? She rearends a woman, but doesn't remember!
Couldn't have happened to a bigger cunt.
Get well, bitch.
And I hope Olivier is banging your nurse.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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Thamar, very true. I especially love the people who think the symptoms (sp?) should be gone magically in what they think is normal. I've been throwing up, headaches, head pressure, lit up floaters, high pitched ringing in ears and short/long term memory issues for months. All of them are serious.
I'm a fan of Halle, she's not a great actress, not even that good I think.
Doesn't matter to me if she batshit crazy, she went through some batshit experiences.
I'm not able to like her that much cause I'm xtremely envious of her body :(
Seriously, I look at her and think how can anyone have a body so hot.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:57am.
It seems to me people look at her ex and because he's handsome think it's impossible he could actually BE an asshole. If her ex was a fat ugly bastard I guarantee people wouldn't think Halle is quite as "crazy" as she is.
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I'll steal a quote from the elegant heather from real housewives of the oc.
"If everyone is telling you you're dead, then it's time to lie down".
It can't be everyone else who's the problem. No one is saying that he can't be an asshole, hell most of us are but the way she paints out all her ex's makes her suspect #1
Joining in on the armchair analysis of Halle's turbulent relationships. She seems quick to point fingers at her exes while forgetting the old saying, "When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you." Deep, huh!?! Perhaps she isn't completely to blame for the demise of all prior relationships, but she comes across as emotionally immature and unstable. She shares a child with Gabriel Aubrey, so it is in everyone's best interest to find a way to get along as they have a LONG road ahead in raising their daughter.
Papa Bear seems interested in being part of his daughter's life and Crazy Train here is trying to move to France with child in tow to pursue yet another doomed relationship that will end with Olivier Martinez cheating on her. Color us all surprised when THAT happens.
Why do I know so much about these damn people.....
Punk and Midget Mac were my two favies.
And I agree, Halle Berry is 100% certifiably looney.
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Cockadouche!
most of her other ex's are in decent relationships now. the most glaring example would be Eric Benet, who Halle swore was a sex addict, who's happily married with a baby now, because his wife isn't a cold fish and knows she has to do more than sit around looking pretty to keep her man happy. oops did I say that?
anyway another truth of life is that when you've been in relationship after relationship with a punk bitch, the common theme would be you...so figure out what is it about you that attracts punk bitches and fix it.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:02pm.
That crazy bitch is cursed. KARMA!
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My thoughts exactly M.E.!!!
Heard on the radio taking my daughter to school this morning that she went BACK to the ER this morning. She started vomiting earlier in the morning and they took her back in. Didn't say if she was released again or not.
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Jack: where are the puppies and ice cream you promised?!
Whamo - I see your point, just messin' with 'ya :)
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:53am.
This is not a great mystery of the universe, skinny fat.
it ain't pick on skinny fat day bitches.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:21am.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:08am.
if aubrey was such an asshole, why did she have a kid with him?
lol what is this comment
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it's a question, not a comment.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:01pm.
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You're so right it really is part of the human condition.
and LS we're all dicks you should know that. lol!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:06pm.
fank you fank you lol
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:10pm.
HAahahahahaaa... I will spare you the chloroform... I need to reserve it for the less willing... :P
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:06pm.
Please step in to my white, windowless van and I will explain in detail...
*steps in*
Oh my! I see unicorn wallpaper, shiny things and cotton candy! :D Wait, why is it suddenly dark in here...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 12:01pm.
Please step in to my white, windowless van and I will explain in detail...
Loopy - you are a wealth of useless knowledge, my friend... I love it.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:56am.
Whamo: I refuse, REFUSE to believe that Gabriel Aubry is anything less than perfect! :) What if someone made such a horrible allegation at your Gwenny -poo? :)
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LOL ah HA see this is my point, you don't want to believe that because my god the man is an Adonis...I mean how could he POSSIBLY be an asshole lookin so good!? lol!!! If he were a bucktoothed hillbilly people would be saying what an asshole, or at least more people would say that anyway.
Now, people accuse my Gweeny of being all sort of HORRIBLES nasty and comPLETELY untrue things all the time BUT (they're probably right ) I STILL want to have sex with her!!! so... :P to you my dear!
One of these days your posts will kill me with laughter, loopy.
it's kinda warm for that coat, no?
*dies from heat*
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
That crazy bitch is cursed. KARMA!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:57am.
sometimes jack i think i read too much shit in my spare time.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:53am.
the reason I make my argument is this idea that "why would she be with him if he's an asshole"
Yeah I don't understand that idea either. Or are we to argue the age-old truth that assholes attract more people than decent men/women do. My male friends who are dicks get laid more often than the good guys I know. This is not a great mystery of the universe, skinny fat.
Abigail might be in costume.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:29am.
"and spoons were made from mary magdeline's bones"
"which was that alyssa milano ate dog shit in a hot dog."
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fuckin lolololllllllllllllol
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Whamo: I refuse, REFUSE to believe that Gabriel Aubry is anything less than perfect! :) What if someone made such a horrible allegation at your Gwenny -poo? :)
let's face it people can show you one side of themselves to get what they want but eventually their real personality shines through and the person could turn out to be the biggest asshole on the planet and NOTHING like you thought they were so to me that argument is silly!
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You are right, Wham. And wise. I've just accepted this as a truth of the human condition and don't fully trust anyone for several months after meeting him/her. And even that is not a guarantee.
Shitty wig
Hey no impact to skull is ever minor. Those handlers are greedy bastards. Halle is more selfish than crazy.
Halle and JLo why do they have kids and neglect them? They should be made to take parenting classes. Ha what an image. :P
As a fellow dumb-ass klutz presently with a stress fracture in my foot, I feel her pain.
Side note, wtf is Little Miss Sunshine wearing a winter coat for in L.A. in the middle of July? Was there a crazy shift in global warming I didn't know about?
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:28am.
Whamo, let's put it this way....
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I'd say she has pretty shitty taste in men: P
Is that the case, has everyone that she's been with gone on to have a great relationship with the very next person? If that is the case then I may have to reevaluate my position, again I'm just askin here so don't be dive bombin my head.
My point is once the press turns on you right or wrong you can be a marked man (or woman)
Having said that the reason I make my argument is this idea that "why would she be with him if he's an asshole" to me that's one of the main defences a lot of people make to why she's crazy and it's also the one that makes me shake my head the most because let's face it people can show you one side of themselves to get what they want but eventually their real personality shines through and the person could turn out to be the biggest asshole on the planet and NOTHING like you thought they were so to me that argument is silly!
Jah, srsly, I though Whitney came back from the grave.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Is "The Hive" about Halle's head, 'cause what's with that WIG? I've seen popcorn balls with more dignity.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:08am.
halle's a batshit crazy bitch and everyone knows it. she's also a hasbeen mediocre actress. if aubrey was such an asshole, why did she have a kid with him?
True words. I think she's dim and in love with the reflection of beauty. So having a kid with the handsome Québecian would produce one beautiful kid.
Why would Aubry have a kid with her? Child support?
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El pasado es el pasado, pero es siempre presente.
i read on gossiplist a long long long long time ago, that halle berry was a mega biatch and would invite people over for dinner and tell them all about the gold versace this, that the plates were made from diamonds, and spoons were made from mary magdeline's bones etc etc etc and that dinner guests werent allowed to talk until she allowed them too.
now i always thought that sounded ridiculous, just as ridiculous as the other story on gossiplist, which was that alyssa milano ate dog shit in a hot dog.
Whamo, let's put it this way.
Say you've had several wives and girlfriends in your past.
Say you accuse every single one of them of battery, neglect, abuse, sexual misconduct, and general assholery. Say it was due to these reasons that you just *had* to escape your horrible hellhole of a relationship, boo hoo.
Say (almost) every one of your ex-wives and girlfriends, the ones you accused of being neglectful, abusive assholes, are in stable relationships/marriages, and you're the only one who's still single.
the saying goes that after a while, it's not them, it's you.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:46am.
oh yeah, this chick is off her nut but as she demonstrated in Monster Balls, she is a wildcat in the sack so that's prolly how she hooks them at first.
actually I heard Eric Benet complained that she was a complete dud in the sack.
maybe she's all hellcat the first couple of times and then when she's "landed" him, her puss freezes over.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:08am.
if aubrey was such an asshole, why did she have a kid with him?
lol what is this comment
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:08am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:57am.
halle's a batshit crazy bitch and everyone knows it. she's also a hasbeen mediocre actress. if aubrey was such an asshole, why did she have a kid with him?
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Come on now, lol I'm just throwin it out there, I don't know she's batshit crazy, I know people THINK she is and that's kinda my point.
And people have kids with assholes every single day, that's certainly nothing new. I'll bet there are plenty of women right here that can attest to that.
How sweet, Jennifer Hudson using her Weight Watchers clout to get her fiance a job.
Bitch is totally accident-prone.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:57am.
It seems to me people look at her ex and because he's handsome think it's impossible he could actually BE an asshole. If her ex was a fat ugly bastard I guarantee people wouldn't think Halle is quite as "crazy" as she is.
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halle's a batshit crazy bitch and everyone knows it. she's also a hasbeen mediocre actress. if aubrey was such an asshole, why did she have a kid with him?
I dunno, Whamo. I'm prone to thinking a beautiful guy is probably an asshole. And most of them I meet, are.
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WTF - is it -20* in California right now?? Why is that girl wearing a huge, puffy winter coat?
I still stand by my statement that Halle's hair makes her look like little orphan Annie.
Submitted by WoeBetide on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:06am.
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Your avie is one of my favorite shots of Heroina. GD that is quite the fucking picture, I mean WTF!
It seems to me people look at her ex and because he's handsome think it's impossible he could actually BE an asshole. If her ex was a fat ugly bastard I guarantee people wouldn't think Halle is quite as "crazy" as she is.
She's beautiful. Dammit!
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
She is the last person who needed a conk upside the head.