Thursday, July 19th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 18th!
Even blow-up dolls have standards, as Trace Cyrus discovered after his shopping spree. - Kizzy
Runners-up:
Hugh Hefner must be shooting cobwebs, memories and hot air now. - El Bastardo
Not surprisingly, Sandra Bullock and Harry Connick, Jr. both declined to act in the sequel to "Hope Floats," "Hoes Float." - herroyalflyness
Oh goodie. Another crop of illegal Eileens floating over the border.
Doing all the menial blow jobs Americans don't want to do. - WTFOMGLOL
via Gravy Holocaust
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Those dolls would rather fly from garbage than appear on Lady Gaga's perfume.
grow up and blow away
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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This is what happens when Mary Poppins shows up on the ho stroll
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Meanwhile, at the Scientology Bride loading dock..."If Katie Holmes can do it, so can we!"
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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And that is how the blacks and the gays infiltrated Long Island!
Hef, of all people, outsourcing!
Oh goodie. Another crop of illegal Eileens floating over the border.
Doing all the menial blow jobs Americans don't want to do.
Tommy Girl's prospective brides would rather float to the sun and burn like Icarus than face another Scientology auditing session.
R. Kelly's new promo for the re-release of "I Believe I Can Fly" reflected his innermost thoughts.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
Tommy Girl's new wife auditions ran into problems when candidates spontaneously joined the Bridge to Total Freedom.
Submitted by Rosemary Young on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:04pm.
What the balloon drop at the Republican National Convention would have looked like if Newt Gingrich got nominated.
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I think they were left over from Clinton's :)
Mitt Romney might be reluctant to release his tax returns, but the same doesn't apply to his mormon wives!
Video was recently released of Ellen's and Portia's version of white doves released at their wedding ceremony.
New surveillance footage proves Scientology got it wrong. Instead of sucking sedated alien souls out of a volcano, Zeno actually prefers to suck inflated mammalian holes out of a Bronco.
Not a caption--- but where have I seen this shot? I swear I have seen this before!
I think it's from a Six Feet Under episode. The one where a lady sees the dolls in the air and thinks its the rapture. Best. Show. Ever.
The Rapture hit right in the middle of John Travolta's "Pick-up Party".
D-list actresses auditioning for the role of the fourth bride of Scientology were literally beaming with excitement as they shot up to the casting call.
Submitted by crankenstein on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:01pm.
Jebus fuck that was funny! Well done! /bows
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Paramount asked that the next shipment of Lohans use the side gate.
What the balloon drop at the Republican National Convention would have looked like if Newt Gingrich got nominated.
The MSNBC new team heads back to Planet Noratings.
let me tell you little story about a man named jed
he had blow up dollies that he'd fuck on the flat bed
and then one day when he was driving to the mall
the dollies got together and escaped him one and all.
Spice Girls' Sizzling Return at Olympics Opening Ceremony.
Not an entry, but I think this gif came from an episode of Six Feet Under.
Dollocaust Survivors.
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OMG!! Everyone pulled out their best stuff for this one!!! Literally guffawed!! So many hilarious, warped and twisted minds on here, so few caption this'.
Tommy Girl used his telekinesis to pick out a few new models in LA to audition after he gets back from his time in NYC with Suri.
see, told you only the Mormons were going to heaven.
Mommy, Mommy!! The blow and go truck is here!!!
Now I see why Harold Camping has such a boner for the Rapture...
Scientologists CAN fly!!
"I'm coming to join you Fred!" --- the blow up sex dolls on Fred Sanford's junk wagon.
Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Isabelle Cruise and Connor Cruise escaping from the madness of Tom Cruise and the CO$.
Making one his only stunts to promote Obama 2012, Bill Clinton brings his "A" game and promises "Free Pussy for all!"
Thetans just fly out of Katie and Suri as they make their getaway.
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When God shops Amazon he always gets free delivery.
Talk about holes in the ozone...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Aww, Gary Coleman must be lonely up there...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
"It's raining beards...hallelujah, it's raining beards..."
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Hooray! The Juggsareloose are back in town!
Inside Clown Pussy rules!!
After seeing the party favors being trucked in for the "Tea Party" that Rush Limbaugh is hosting, it is clear "The Rapture" means something completely different to ol' "Limpballs".
Synchronized Helium Puppet Fucking will NOT be part of the 2012 London Olympiad.
Puppet Fuckers Saddened by News.
"Houston, you aint gonna believe this..."
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Jennifer Carroll demonstrates what lesbians really looks like, by setting up a catch and release program.
We all knew this day would come; the day the Kardashians were summoned back to their home planet of Ho-bonia.
all good blowup dolls go to heaven
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"Five-card poker on a Saturday night, Church on Sunday morning" - LBT
Time Warner you sock!!! :(
It was too late, when the Rapture began we found out only things Mickey Rourke had stuck his dick in would go to heaven....
The little known government facility Area 69
So thats why its called the Hozone.
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel