Thursday, July 19th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 18th!
Even blow-up dolls have standards, as Trace Cyrus discovered after his shopping spree. - Kizzy
Runners-up:
Hugh Hefner must be shooting cobwebs, memories and hot air now. - El Bastardo
Not surprisingly, Sandra Bullock and Harry Connick, Jr. both declined to act in the sequel to "Hope Floats," "Hoes Float." - herroyalflyness
Oh goodie. Another crop of illegal Eileens floating over the border.
Doing all the menial blow jobs Americans don't want to do. - WTFOMGLOL
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Congrats Kizzy!
Hilarious!! Congrats winners!! Extra lols, WTFOMGLOL and ElB!!
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
@lots... THANK YOU.... it was driving me crazy that I knew this scene but couldn't remember where I had seen it!!
Congrats El Bastardo!
Woohoo! Ta MK + peeps! Congrats one and all!
My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
I bet some dumb ass Christian zealots thought that The Rapture had started when they saw those dolls floating into oblivion. Fucktards.
Hahaha!! Way to go Kizzy, ElBeeeee♥, herroyal, and WTFxo!
Finally found it! I think it's from the beginning of a 6 Feet Under episode - a woman a few blocks away sees them floating up and believes it's the rapture. Good stuff.
@ herroyalflyness We'll change your title to Basementherroyalflyness in due deference. And force you to wear House of Derisions Queef Beey throws down the stairs. ;D
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Congrats, Kizzy, ElB, herroyalflyness, and WTFOMGLOL! Great ones!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
YAY! last place !! AWE-SOME !! LOL
Congrats fellow winners! ♥‿♥)
Runner up? I'll take it! Kind of in the spotlight but nobody cares? Now I know how Solange feels!
Congrats everyone! Funny bitches!
congrats all! WTFXOX EL BEBE!!♥♥♥♥♥
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Best pun: WTFOMGLOL.
What the hell is goin' on there anyways? Performance art?
These are hilarious! Congrats everybody!
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
YAY Puffy Horz!!!! Lots of good ones!!!!
Well done El Bits!!! XOXOXOXOXOX
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
YUUUUUUUUP! Storage Wars New Jersey.
The Redneck Apocalypse
Interns at the Church of Scientology search for an inflatable Stepford beard suitable for Tommy Girl
Now that the restraining order has been filed, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are on the search for a new plastic mommy to fill the void.
Gotham has the bat signal and Sheen has the ho signal.
They see me floatin'
They masturbatin'
Not bonin'
They tryna catch me flying dirty
Oh no, it's a reverse rapture. They are taking all the heathens!
Cutbacks hit NOAA who've had to improvise their weather ballons.
Bitches blowing away in the wind: Vickie Beckham's third favorite form of thinspiration, following the daddy long leg spider and Brooklyn's old drawings of stick figure mommy.
I know we will find a wife for Tommy in here somewhere? Keep looking!
Only the last to survive will be chosen. As the powers to be at Scientology decide who will be Tomboy's next marriage victim. If only John Travolta wasn't married this process would not be necessary.
Up2: The Sleazy Years
You can tell it's the South because the black one is last off.
99 fuck balloons,
floating in the summer sky
Since the divorce proceedings Tommy girl was told to release all future Katie-bot prototypes.
Embarrassed by the gay revelations about John Travolta, Scientologists get a dude-dispenser to be installed in Tommygirl's mansion.
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Lifetime's continuing campaign to set Hollywood graveyards spinning and desecrate classic movies with cut rate remakes ended quite predictably. Really, who *didn't* see this one coming when production of Lohan's Run started?
Whoever said Cruise control is safe must have went to the L. Ron Hubbard School of Driving.
A genius prankster is parked in front of Kirk Cameron's house to make him think he's been left behind.
OMG, Dlisted really does give a flying fuck!!!!
Not many people know this but, after the original props for Lady Caca's recent photo shoot blew away, she had to settle for 'army men'.
QUICK Tom your future wives are getting away!!!
Well, I guess this is proof that blondes DO have more fun.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Party Bus: The Morning After Ride of Shame
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
How Charlie Sheen's whores do the walk of shame: they're so high on coke they just float away.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
As Xenu gets wind of Tommy Girl's divorce, all thetans are beamed back to the Galactic Federation to take the ultimate masterclass: Operating Beard 5.
twinkle twinkle little whore, how i wonder what you're for, flying onward o so high, like an orgy with jesus in the sky
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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This "violent torpedo of truth" shows what's really going on in Charlie Sheen's life nowadays.