Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 18, 2012 / Posted by:

So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.

There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?

But while we can 100 per cent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category.

As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”

And an ex-girlfriend backed this up , previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)

The “magic sword” clue points me directly to DanRad, but I don’t think the rumors that he likes to tap his crotch wand on man ass have been following him throughout his entire career. At one point, weren’t we all like, “He’s a British wizard! They all seem like they’re here for peen.” And I wish I could confirm or deny that DanRad’s got a cat dick, but I can’t even though I was in the same room as it when I went to see Equus a while ago. Blame it on the lighting designer who decided to go for “moody” instead of “HERE’S THE PEEN HERE’S THE PEEN!” I know, what a shitty artistic decision. Next time, I better bring some night goggles and shit.

Although, based on the NSFW pictures of DanRad’s peen situation under the one bright light….

A few key cast members were recently fired from/quit this television show. One detail that’s being kept quiet is that an offer has already gone out to someone who is a legend in the industry. Since she did a guest arc a few seasons back, producers were confident that she would accept their offer. Nope. She thinks that the show is more about creating a spectacle than it is about developing talent, and that it is “beneath her.” There just isn’t a paycheck big enough to make her compromise her integrity. Looks like the producers will just have to reach out to other industry biggies who care more about the spotlight than about putting out a quality product. (Blind Gossip)

American Idol is the show and I’m guessing Mimi is the “legend?” But I find it hard to believe that a human Hello Kitty whose idea of a “regular” bath is luxuriating in a platinum-plated tub filled with champagne and diamonds with two shirtless man servants fanning her with swan feathers EVER puts her nose up to “spectacle.”

This actress, who has been in this space before for some of her boorish behavior was at it again at the Dark Knight premiere. She is B-/C+ list and isn’t even in the movie. She is barely part of the hit show on the almost network she shows up on sometimes. After she posed for photos on the red carpet without ever really smiling, the actress discovered where she was supposed to sit during the movie. She went into a don’t you know who I am mode and said there was no way she was going to sit with regular people. She is an actress. Not someone who works a job. She would not stop causing a scene until she was moved into something she regarded as more her class. This is normal behavior for her, but there is one movie she was in before she got all high and mighty and I wish she had stayed the same. really liked that movie too. (CDAN)

Michelle Trachtenberg. Exhibit: EVERYTHING.

Which old legend, whenever she’s taken out to dinner, makes sure to order another meal to take home with her, just because it’ll be paid for? (La Dolce Musto)

ALL OF THEM. My tia who would empty out her purse and line it with paper towels before we went to the all-you-can-eat (or fit-in-your-purse) buffet at Sizzler approves of this blind item.

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