Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.
There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?
But while we can 100 per cent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category.
As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”
And an ex-girlfriend backed this up , previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)
The "magic sword" clue points me directly to DanRad, but I don't think the rumors that he likes to tap his crotch wand on man ass have been following him throughout his entire career. At one point, weren't we all like, "He's a British wizard! They all seem like they're here for peen." And I wish I could confirm or deny that DanRad's got a cat dick, but I can't even though I was in the same room as it when I went to see Equus a while ago. Blame it on the lighting designer who decided to go for "moody" instead of "HERE'S THE PEEN HERE'S THE PEEN!" I know, what a shitty artistic decision. Next time, I better bring some night goggles and shit.
Although, based on the NSFW pictures of DanRad's peen situation under the one bright light....
A few key cast members were recently fired from/quit this television show. One detail that’s being kept quiet is that an offer has already gone out to someone who is a legend in the industry. Since she did a guest arc a few seasons back, producers were confident that she would accept their offer. Nope. She thinks that the show is more about creating a spectacle than it is about developing talent, and that it is “beneath her.” There just isn’t a paycheck big enough to make her compromise her integrity. Looks like the producers will just have to reach out to other industry biggies who care more about the spotlight than about putting out a quality product. (Blind Gossip)
American Idol is the show and I'm guessing Mimi is the "legend?" But I find it hard to believe that a human Hello Kitty whose idea of a "regular" bath is luxuriating in a platinum-plated tub filled with champagne and diamonds with two shirtless man servants fanning her with swan feathers EVER puts her nose up to "spectacle."
This actress, who has been in this space before for some of her boorish behavior was at it again at the Dark Knight premiere. She is B-/C+ list and isn't even in the movie. She is barely part of the hit show on the almost network she shows up on sometimes. After she posed for photos on the red carpet without ever really smiling, the actress discovered where she was supposed to sit during the movie. She went into a don't you know who I am mode and said there was no way she was going to sit with regular people. She is an actress. Not someone who works a job. She would not stop causing a scene until she was moved into something she regarded as more her class. This is normal behavior for her, but there is one movie she was in before she got all high and mighty and I wish she had stayed the same. really liked that movie too. (CDAN)
Michelle Trachtenberg. Exhibit: EVERYTHING.
Which old legend, whenever she's taken out to dinner, makes sure to order another meal to take home with her, just because it'll be paid for? (La Dolce Musto)
ALL OF THEM. My tia who would empty out her purse and line it with paper towels before we went to the all-you-can-eat (or fit-in-your-purse) buffet at Sizzler approves of this blind item.
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Well, despite evidence to the contrary, we do have to consider Justin Timberlake an "actor" now don't we? And rumors that he is gay HAVE plagued him his entire career both in acting and in music. But along with THOSE rumors--were the accusations made about his micromember! Remember even Britney went on TRL held up two fingers about 2 inches apart and said he "was just a tiny bit disappointing". Then there were two women in the UK that said the same causing Justin's GRANDMOTHER to go public with the tidbit that she use to give him a bath when he was a child and he was "normally" built. Oh yea, suspicious this is the Timberworm!!!!!
Submitted by shandi on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 1:10am.
Thanks! *not looking up*
There WERE some gay rumors about DanRad. I particularly remember a rumor making the rounds that he was dating a drag queen.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
"ALL OF THEM. My tia who would empty out her purse and line it with paper towels before we went to the all-you-can-eat (or fit-in-your-purse) buffet at Sizzler approves of this blind item."
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Michael K. are we sure we are not talking about my mother...glad to hear I was not the only one to experience this in the world.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:59pm.
"...wrongly accused of being in the closet..."
I don't like the phrasing of this. And I hope it's Bradley Cooper.
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It's B- Coop. Trust me, I know.;)
I have never gotten a gay vibe from Dan Rad and he has been in some very public relationships with women. The last interview I read, he said he had a girlfriend he was living with and they liked to stay in like an old married couple.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:09pm.
P.S. How does one know that one has the world's biggest penis? It's not in Guinness, is it? There are billions of men on earth. Have they all submitted to measurement?
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Actually, I think it is. There was a TV show about a man who held the world record for biggest penis (length and girth I suppose). I can only assume there must be a category if he holds the world record.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
#1 is Zac Efron
Unless he's grossly undersized I don't believe that a normal sized penis is a deal breaker for most women. Small, medium or OH MY GOD!, there's a comfort zone for everyone.
For some reason the treasure trail on DanRad is shopped, Its not that - complicated.
http://homeboynet.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/daniel_radcliffe_5.jpg
OMG Dan Rad, that isn't a snail trail thats a fucking skidmark!!!
I have never gotten a gay bibe from DanRad, or heard any rumors about him.
I think he's cute and looks just fine to me in that dept.!!
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:13pm.
hahaha. A dick-off? What if they just *said* how big it is, like most transactions on the Net?
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Hahahaha, that ain't that the truth? ;-)
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:11pm.
hahaha. A dick-off? What if they just *said* how big it is, like most transactions on the Net?
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:09pm.
P.S. How does one know that one has the world's biggest penis? It's not in Guinness, is it? There are billions of men on earth. Have they all submitted to measurement?
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That's a brillant idea, I think all pix should be submitted to DListed, and the women of DListed (and certain mens) should be the judges...hmmm?
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:02pm.
Re Jonah Falcon: Women? If it was women, maybe it hurt like a bloody MFer or something.
P.S. How does one know that one has the world's biggest penis? It's not in Guinness, is it? There are billions of men on earth. Have they all submitted to measurement?
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:53pm.
Wait a sec: Those photos say "© SANS FARDS"?
Not sure if this made the national press, but the NY man (figures) with the world's biggest penis (allegedly) had to explain himself to TSA at SFO:
http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/07/17/man-with-worlds-biggest-penis-sto...
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haha! thanks for that. So it looks like he's a grower not a shower...and nicely manscaped, too. I can get down with that.
I read a Rolling Stone article about Jonah Falcon. It was kinda sad, really....he couldn't maintain any lasting relationships because women just wanted to hit it then quit it, for bragging rights. Sucks :(
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:57pm.
lol that's hilarious, I wonder if that tsa dude got all red-faced.
p.s. no, I included you in the @ because it was your convo I butted into. ;-)
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:53pm.
Wait a sec: Those photos say "© SANS FARDS"?
Not sure if this made the national press, but the NY man (figures) with the world's biggest penis (allegedly) had to explain himself to TSA at SFO:
http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/2012/07/17/man-with-worlds-biggest-penis-sto...
@ Sans & Rande:
Here ya go, NSFW or tiny peepers...
http://www.omgblog.com/2008/11/omg_more_naked_daniel_radcliff.php
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:49pm.
hahahaha *clinking claret*
Alas Rande, I unfortunately left my opera-glass at the manor that evening.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 9:19pm.
I actually saw Equus when it was playing in NYC. I was all the way in the nosebleed seats, and so I cannot confirm the size of DanRad's peenage and whether or not it was lacking in the girth department. He did do a fantastic job in the role, though...that was a disturbing play.
No lorgnette?
What are some rumors about Michelle Trachtenberg being a mega bitch? I remember her as Harriet the Spy and I heard a story years ago about Asshole Simpson screaming at Michelle at a party that she was screwing Pete Wentz while he was still dating Michelle so that always made me feel bad for her...
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
I actually saw Equus when it was playing in NYC. I was all the way in the nosebleed seats, and so I cannot confirm the size of DanRad's peenage and whether or not it was lacking in the girth department. He did do a fantastic job in the role, though...that was a disturbing play.
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I've seen a couple of nubs that grow a full 6 inches. It can def. be done.
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Dark-sided!
Streisand's never done an arc on idol, so it can't be her. Some women who've done more than one appearance: Alicia Keys, Avril Lavigne, Gloria Estefan, Celine Dion, Dolly Parton, Shania Twain, Annie Lennox, Olivia Newton John, Miley Cyrus, Fergie, Gwen Stefani, Mary J Blige, Katie Perry.
It has to be someone they were "shocked" turned them down, so that eliminates a lot of them.
Miley's been mentioned a lot as someone they wanted. Google Miley Cyrus legend. I think it's her.
#1 Tom Hardy. See "Staurt: A Life Backwards". Some wouldn't classify it as micropeen but it is small.
I dunno BitchyD...that shit can be photoshopped. The linked pics in the post make DanRad's bidniss look like the Statue of David. But I'd like to think he doesn't have a micropeen. Micropeens make me a sad panda.
be cool about fire safety
Hey, nothin' wrong with a micro-peen. Some of us whores have small cooters. I was a huge whore back in the day so I've sampled a lot of dick and give my lil' sword swallower a cocktail weenie over a keilbasa any time. I say no gracias to torn giney....but I liked me a keilbasa for oral...like I said, HUGE WHORE...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Fucking LOL, MK! My Grandma does the same thing if we got to a buffet. She loads her dish (and my vegetarian plate) up with meat to bring home for her dog! Hahaha.
super hairy belly button area = teeny tiny pee-pee not even the word penis applies. The hair is a distraction from the wee little fellow...
I really don't think #2 is Mimi. How could American Idol be beneath her when she hawks things on the home shopping network? I think she'd do anything that pays lots of money and gets her screen-time.
I'm sure the pictures ain't photoshopped cause there are more from the same event where he is being arrested by the repulsed police men and the size of his dick is the same in every pic..
http://www.celebrityvideosandpictures.com/?p=681
makes you wonder since his bulge here speaks otherwise(well nothing huge but still not what you end up finding out!):
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/07/30/2/192/1922398/f6b7c924a2354738...
My mind says: magic sword = Lord of the Rings = Elijah Woods. Or maybe that's just cause hr was on Conan last night.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Submitted by Dgrin on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:48pm.
talking about baby dick i've been utterly shocked by this pic of Russel brand lately, i mean even if the guy is a grower how much can a dick grow?!:
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5167/5207462512_1dd489c733_o.jpg
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Um. Wow. That just can't be. If so I think I can see why Katy divorced him. I've been with some small guys but....wow.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 2:30pm.
crab ladder
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OMG!!! You just made me pee myself.
1) for shits and giggles, let's also guess Mark Hamill? Magic sword= light saber, people? He always seemed gay to me anyway.
2) Mimi, integrity? um, no. Besides, doesn't her husband host one of these dipshit competition shows? So no, not Mimi. Dunno who though, since Aretha would be my next guess, but she's already thrown her gorgeous gray inauguration chapeau into the ring. Maybe Babs Streisand? She of all people would consider it "beneath her", but then I think all these competition shows are "beneath" a squirrel's nutsack.
3)MT is a self important little cunt who needs a good smack. So yes, her.
4) shit yeah, everyone! I would too. LOL
This is definitely Jake Gyllenhaal. He waved around his magic sword in Prince of Persia.
Submitted by Rita Farb on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:24pm.
Elijah little-Wood is a great guess. but O Bloom used a sword in this movie series too as well as the archery skillz so that's SIX movies where he's been associated with swords, not just three as in my original guess.
therefore, i am strapping myself to my Orlando Bloom guess for #1 and riding it like Angie rides Jenny Shimizu
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 3:58pm
i'm a Buffy fan who had a very difficult time distinguishing my Dawn annoyance from my Michelle annoyance. i was rooting for Glory ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I'm the only one thinking Keanu Reeves for #1? His band was called Dogstar (gonna punch myself in the brain for knowing that off the top of my head) and he is in that 47 Ronin movie about samurais. He's always been accused of being gay, but was engaged to that woman who passed away and they had a stillborn baby together. He supposedly dated Parker Posey, Charlize Theron, and on.
"talking about baby dick i've been utterly shocked by this pic of Russel brand lately, i mean even if the guy is a grower how much can a dick grow?!:
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5167/5207462512_1dd489c733_o.jpg"
Are u sure the photo wasnt photoshopped? It looks so to me at least. And if it wasnt photoshopped, it means that Russell's dick is as big as a newborn baby boy's so I obviously understand why KATY PERRY was "the one that got away" of that marriage.... It even looks like his dick was cut, like its a scar there....
Sad about Michelle Tratchengerg, I've liked her forever. I loved her on Pete and Pete as a kid and I'm one of the few Buffy fans who actually thought she was great as Dawn (the character is annoying, but she played it well). But yeah, I know a few people who have met her and all of them have said she is a mega bitch
also this could be that some women are just not satisfied with anything and start rumors about a guy's dick, about their sexuality etc..how many times have you seen comments here or in other blogs concerning a dick slip that could look perfectly normal sized to most people yet there are some women that will comment 'too small','baby dick' etc
talking about baby dick i've been utterly shocked by this pic of Russel brand lately, i mean even if the guy is a grower how much can a dick grow?!:
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5167/5207462512_1dd489c733_o.jpg
Holy treasure trail Batman, yikes! I've heard rumbles about Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler, but given the wording it's probably DanRad.
I dated a guy once and was about the size of the thumb, but he had other, serious skills, so meh.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
I'm gonna go back to ELIJAH WOOD for #1. Does he carry a magical sword in Lord of the Rings?
danrad's belly button area looks singed...
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Roseanne Barr
DanRad needs to keep his clothes on. I am not amused. But props to him for not giving a shit about his dick situation...I guess.