Afternoon Crumbs

July 18, 2012 / Posted by:

And now for gift from The Glittery Gaysians of YouTube. Here’s a bright shiny Asian jewel showing Beyonce up by recreating her video using only a MacBook Pro, his parent’s house, a few of his friends, a budget of almost zero and a wardrobe (aka a Snuggie) that is a million times more stylish than anything House of Dereon has ever designed. Keep the Visine handy, because this will blow glitter in your eyes from all different angles. – Crunk + Disorderly

Disappointment is the reaction I felt after seeing that the second coming of Jesus isn’t wearing a lace front – Lainey Gossip

How to make a gay-friendly Chick-Fil-A sandwich – Towleroad

Oh, here’s Nicole Kidman and a stached Clive Owen boning as the world ends – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I wonder what the Oxycontin pill that is Rush Limbaugh is going to say when he finds out that Catwoman gets her birth control from Gotham City’s Planned Parenthood? – The Superficial 

Blake NotSoLively is one of those “I don’t work out! I eat whatever I want! BLAH BLAH BLAH” hos – Celebitchy

Something to feed your “dudes in suspenders” fetish – The Berry 

Kim Kuntrashian is only screaming because she’s afraid her plastic face is going to fly off – ICYDK

Katie Holmes’ prayers for Tommy Girl to God were somehow redirected to Xenu’s voicemail – Videogum

Miley Cyrus’ dog looks really excited about going on a long ass flight with these two – Popsugar

Did the director have to ruin the shot of Milo Ventimiglia’s ass by including Adam Sandler’s face in it? – (NSFW) OMG Blog

“I carry myself in a more manly way”The LesbeaverJust Jared 

But more importantly, it’s not okay that Nicole ScherMINGEr looks like the Fly Girls’ old wardrobe closet shat all over her – Celebslam

Wheelchair Jimmy’s new palace fittingly looks like a mini Playboy mansion – Cityrag

Carlton better sing his rendition of Ebony & Ivory at his wedding – SOW

Janet Jackson should really be furious at the ho who did her makeup – I’m Not Obsessed

Why is Alessandra Ambrosio wearing Gay Al’s favorite night shirt to the beach? – Popoholic

Elton John has a good explanation for why he never publicly came out about his undying love for peen – Hollywood Rag

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