Lady GaGa’s putting out her first bottle of stank (smells like whatever Madge’s perfume smells like but with a twist of tuck sweat and dash of copy machine toner) and here’s the ad for this mess photographed by Steven Klein. You know, it’s just CaCa wearing one of Madge’s old Dita masks and airing out her pitt-less armpit while tiny men wearing garbage bag diapers and gas masks crawl all over her body. I wondered why those dudes have gas masks on, but then I realized that it’s probably because she’s got her pit out and her chocha’s uncovered. You’d wear a gask mask too.
I don’t have a degree in Cacaology, so I don’t know what this ad means, but I’m guessing those little men are supposed to be trying to get a piece of her fame. Or maybe she’s so evolved that her crabs have mutated into humans. That must be it.
And damn at that body. She’s on the right track, baby, she was Photoshopped this way.