Open Post: Hosted By Tommy & Suri's Reunion
Here are some highly important, very detailed and not-at-all blurry pictures of Little Lord Tommy struttin' his ass in front of the paps for the first time since Katie Holmes won the first battle against him by getting primary custody of Suri. These pictures are important (not really), because after days upon days of suffering by being forced to walk on the hot, gross, hard sidewalk, Suri is finally back in the arms of her own personal donkey chariot. Katie really makes Suri walk too much on her own. It's unnatural! Walking is hard. Traveling via Tommy Donkey really is the way to go as long as Suri wears a tin foil bonnet so Tommy's Thetan whispers don't penetrate into her brain. Especially after a garbage man (aka Xenu in a green jumpsuit) sideswiped her chauffeured Mercedes last night, Tommy Cab is the safest way to travel.
And I can't wait to see the pictures of Suri throwing a Veruca Salt-approved "You know I was going to get my way. You should've never doubted me." wink at the cameras as Tommy hands her a Morkie puppy with a bow around its neck.
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Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:00pm.
HA! She practically the same height as him. Put her down already.
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olllo quit lying, you know she's got the edge with those flip flops on.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:59pm.
oh honey, who cares! Katie should get Suri a Segway and call it "Daddy"
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LMAO. I love you Suck.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:52pm.
Poor Suri. :'(
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POOR SURI??? TRY POOR TAMMY! It's hard hauling around a fat little girl in platforms, girlfriend!!!
I know that pain firsthand, too. Poor, poor Tammy. 8'(
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:52pm.
Poor Suri. :'(
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POOR SURI??? TRY POOR TAMMY! It's hard hauling around a fat little girl in platforms, girlfriend!!!
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HA! She practically the same height as him. Put her down already.
P.S. Tom is soooooo going to buy her a puppy.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
What accident? Is there a link?
oh honey, who cares! Katie should get Suri a Segway and call it "Daddy"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ok, I know the howls regarding this post will reach the moon, but, despite his wacky religion & his loonyness, it's obvious to me that he loves his little girl. Hopefully, he won't try to fill her head with tales of Xenu, thetans and the planet zorky...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I was gonna throw some major shade on this one, BUT...(I hate myself right now), she was in an accident yesterday...*shivers thinking of Diana* and hasn't seen her daddy in a few? weeks. HE hasn't seen her either.
So I'm gonna Team Suri this one. She just wanted to see her daddy.
I am, however giving major side-eye to the 'accident' and the fact that I don't see Katie's bodyguard there watching Suri. I thought that was Katie in the next to last thumbnail until I clicked on it. Pft.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:52pm.
Poor Suri. :'(
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POOR SURI??? TRY POOR TAMMY! It's hard hauling around a fat little girl in platforms, girlfriend!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That is a very hard time for a child and I hope that they continue to do their best to be mature and make it as easy as possible for her. I'm glad she's seeing him.
While I like reading about what's going on, I think they need a break from all of the coverage. What a mess for Suri.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:53pm.
Yep - I bet she's being connected to the e-meter as I type this.
Let "Operation Sabotage Katie" begin.
What a mess. Poor kid.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
It seems Katie's Dad has Tommy over a barrel, so I am not concerned that Suri will end up like Isabella.
And don't be gullible people......EVERYthing Tommy does support HIS image. Everything.
She seems like a heavy load for Tommy. He's struggling so!!!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:52pm.
Why do they keep carrying her?
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She is normally used to being levitateded by Tammy's mind powers!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I always wondered why they always carried her. Methinks that was a Tom 'demand.' After all, the second coming of Xenu's feet should NEVER touch the ground. Notice how Katie hasn't been carrying her anymore? And letting her walk like a normal six year old?
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Tiny Tom has his mommy and sister with him. You KNOW they're going to 'audit' Suri for information and bribe her with a puppeh.
TEAM KATIEBOT
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Why do they keep carrying her?
Poor Suri. :'(