Open Post: Hosted By Tommy & Suri's Reunion
Here are some highly important, very detailed and not-at-all blurry pictures of Little Lord Tommy struttin' his ass in front of the paps for the first time since Katie Holmes won the first battle against him by getting primary custody of Suri. These pictures are important (not really), because after days upon days of suffering by being forced to walk on the hot, gross, hard sidewalk, Suri is finally back in the arms of her own personal donkey chariot. Katie really makes Suri walk too much on her own. It's unnatural! Walking is hard. Traveling via Tommy Donkey really is the way to go as long as Suri wears a tin foil bonnet so Tommy's Thetan whispers don't penetrate into her brain. Especially after a garbage man (aka Xenu in a green jumpsuit) sideswiped her chauffeured Mercedes last night, Tommy Cab is the safest way to travel.
And I can't wait to see the pictures of Suri throwing a Veruca Salt-approved "You know I was going to get my way. You should've never doubted me." wink at the cameras as Tommy hands her a Morkie puppy with a bow around its neck.
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Y'all take pics & post on fb! :)
Dunno if any of you have seen this. I just saw it yesterday. I would 've had a heart attack. SFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7pQrzcrw3I
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i hate fucking facebook
I think it's my computer I'll get it up then go to refresh the page and it just freezes. So I close out that browser and open a new one and I can't get in "waiting for response" is all I get. Multiple closing and openings of browsers and I'll finally get in for a minute.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:48pm.
TMZ says JLo is ready to marry Casper von Douche. LMFAO!
I don't care...by this time next year, Cathper will be out and she'll be engaged to the guy who fixed her garbage disposal.
Submitted by chippychazoo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:51pm.
"Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:12pm.
What accident did Suri have?"
The strange accident the universe played on her where she got these two fucktards as parents.
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Yester Katie's limo was hit by a dump truck. More like tapped with minimal damage.
Not really ME.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:53pm.
Anyone else having issues with facebook not responding?
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Mine just loaded up pretty fast M.E.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
With all their money could they not go somewhere really remote with acres of land, an electric fence and a patrol of security whilst this dies down? I think Katie (ex bot) has been loving these photo ops where she gets to look like the caring mum who escaped the evil husband. Who cares about the kid?
At least he's making an effort to shield her, unlike her mother.
Anyone else having issues with facebook not responding?
Uvy...cool!
Submitted by didimao on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:48pm.
Well dayum. The incorrect dates seemed more sinister. lol
Shit, this is OP!
Thanks for the help the other week about Mr. Uvy's anniversary gift. It worked out both price and availability wise that he'll have a pretty Porsche Carrera convertible to tool around in.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:48pm.
TMZ says JLo is ready to marry Casper von Douche. LMFAO!
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Yes, because she still believes in 'the dream' of being married happily ever after
*barfs
"Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:12pm.
What accident did Suri have?"
The strange accident the universe played on her where she got these two fucktards as parents.
Whamo - I completely agree. Which makes me 100% happy to be a broke as fuck non celeb.
Guest,
Wikipedia has her date of divorce wrong it was finalized on July 15, 1996 and her date of death is August 30 1997. Not that it really matters, but who ever posted that was off on dates.
http://www.princess-diana.com/diana/divorce.htm
http://www.princess-diana.com/diana/biography.htm
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
TMZ says JLo is ready to marry Casper von Douche. LMFAO!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:24pm.
NOT DEFENDING THIS PSYCHO - but can you imagine being a child surrounded by hounding paps?
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I have ALWAYS felt bad for celebs no matter what. Yes I understand I'm here seeing the pics paps take but in the last ten years it's a completely different game. With the advent of the Internet and the proliferation of gossip celeb site or whatever you call them the paps are completely out of control. I mean there is no law having someone sit outside your house with a three foot lens taking pictures of you in your house, does nobody see the insanity of this? These dbags mouth off to you, talk shit about your kids and wife for the sole purpose of pushing your buttons day in day out trying to make you snap so they they can cry hurt and shake you down. I would just hand one of these fuckers $100,000 and beat the living shit out of them, seriously, I'd History X curb stomp their heads!
i just watched a video with jennifer lopez and her new boyfriend is one of the goofiest looking doofusses i've ever seen.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:31pm.
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I dunno, I'd rather have the bodyguards holding the paps back. I really don't want strangers or hired help to pick up my kids, but that's just me. I find it reasonable to think that he was trying to get her inside the building as quicky as possible.
I didn't realize this was open post. HAI!
Lady Di: divorce 8-28-96...death 8-31-97.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana,_Princess_of_Wales#section_4
Ok Imma say it:
These famous peepels pay for bodyguards. And pay well. THEM picking up their *slow walking* child is a PHOTO OP ALONE. If they were picking them up for safety issues, why not get their burly guards to do it?!? I sure as shit would. I think it would be safer since the paps would be pushing for pics of ME as well. Kid in bodyguards arms, BG can push past everyone and get my kid into safety.
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Tom is looking nice & slim.
this kid is a mess, and she's going to be the hottest mess since Paris and Kim
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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:21pm.
@ guest - there will probably be lots of little "accidents" until they get it right.
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They have really taken a page out of Halle Crazy's custody war book with paying people to make the other parent's home deemed "dangerous". I guess the next step would be getting TMZ on board if that has not been the case already.
Meanwhile, if this was Katie carrying Suri into a building she'd have stopped. smiled. put Suri down. smirked. showed us her cankles. smirked. picked Suri up. fake laughed. walked an inch. smirked.
And we'd have about a gazillion pictures of it.
NOT DEFENDING THIS PSYCHO - but can you imagine being a child surrounded by hounding paps? I'd carry my child too. But these assholios can stop calling the paps for photo ops.
Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:21pm.
@ guest - there will probably be lots of little "accidents" until they get it right.
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I know right? I bet Tom was screaming into the phone "SURI WAS IN THE CAR YOU ASSES! I SAID KATIE!!"
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
I got nothing
anno...yep. that was like a little warning bump.
Let me play devil's advocate for a second. If you had paps rushing you all the time, do you really want to stand around and wait for your little kid to pick up the pace? I imagine a lot of these celebs carry their kids because they are in a hurry to get in and out of a car or in and out of a building. You don't want to be standing there while your kid isn't sure what to do, where to go or even sure what's going on.
I used to see Courtney Cox do this with Coco too and unlike Tom/Katie or BRANDgelina Cox didn't invite the press to follow her kid around 24/7 for photo-ops.
Now I wonder if Tom is going to be staging photo-ops with Suri the way Katie has been doing for the past two week or if he's going to keep their time together more private. As much as his crazy ass might want to drag her around NYC in full view of the paps II think he's going to try and set the stage for "Katie is using our kid as a prop and I am the protective dad" scenario.
Just my guess. Either way I think both of these assholes could have taken Suri on vacation away from this fucking circus if they had really wanted to. Well, Katie anyway. Not sure if Tom is allowed to leave town with her without permission.
@ guest - there will probably be lots of little "accidents" until they get it right.
Clever with the garbage truck & all. Very covert.
OMG! I can't believe that little loon (Tommy, I mean) turned this into a photo op. How very Joan Crawford of him.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:08pm.
(pic 1) I guess Katie got Tom's ass in the settlement? Travolta's the real loser here, then.
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LOL
He's looking like he lost some pounds....and his hair needs an appointment.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:52pm.
Why do they keep carrying her?
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FFS IKR?!?!?! I have a 3 year old who walks more than friggen Suri.
Reasons:
A. Fear of kidnapping.
B. She doesn't walk fast enough for them.
C. Puts her closer to their face when the paps take pics of her.
D. Cause they're assholecunts.
E. Fill in the blank.
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oooh I see... (the accident link)
Why can't they put some sneakers on Suri's feet?
Yeah, kids make decisions about what to wear, but she wears the most ridic shoes for a 6 year old.
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The link to the accident story is in MK's post.
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Spider3...thxs!!! Wow.
why is tammy carrying the brat?
didnt xenu give him the power to levitate objects?
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What accident did Suri have?
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:52pm.
Why do they keep carrying her?
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If she's anything like my six year old, the minute you tell 'em to hurry, they'll slow the fuck down so far they're practically going backwards. It would be far easier and probably safer to pick up a kid and carry them with jostling photographers around than to count on them to walk faster.
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(pic 1) I guess Katie got Tom's ass in the settlement? Travolta's the real loser here, then.
Despite this child being an evil brat, I feel sorry for her. She's completely a product of her warped environment.
Tameka's weave game is TIGHT though, you can't even see the tracks in the close ups.
@Guest:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/katie-holmes-suri-cruise-car-ac...
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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sideswiped? sounds shady as fuck