Open Post: Hosted By Tommy & Suri's Reunion
Here are some highly important, very detailed and not-at-all blurry pictures of Little Lord Tommy struttin' his ass in front of the paps for the first time since Katie Holmes won the first battle against him by getting primary custody of Suri. These pictures are important (not really), because after days upon days of suffering by being forced to walk on the hot, gross, hard sidewalk, Suri is finally back in the arms of her own personal donkey chariot. Katie really makes Suri walk too much on her own. It's unnatural! Walking is hard. Traveling via Tommy Donkey really is the way to go as long as Suri wears a tin foil bonnet so Tommy's Thetan whispers don't penetrate into her brain. Especially after a garbage man (aka Xenu in a green jumpsuit) sideswiped her chauffeured Mercedes last night, Tommy Cab is the safest way to travel.
And I can't wait to see the pictures of Suri throwing a Veruca Salt-approved "You know I was going to get my way. You should've never doubted me." wink at the cameras as Tommy hands her a Morkie puppy with a bow around its neck.
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Suri is finally back in the arms of her own personal donkey chariot...............
BLAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
MK, YOU CRACK ME THE FUCK UP!!!
Unfortunately, I just wasted a mouthful of good Blue Moon....... and my desk is all wet and sticky.... from the Blue Moon, perverts!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
He looks like he's lost weight.
To me,all i see is emotional child abuse. There is no real need for him to be taking photos with heror who ever that stand in double suri kid is. I dont like them at all now. Just fuck off tom,katy.and your fucking spoiled rotten kid too.
Seriously, why IS that kid always up so late?
Submitted by Mojo_Jojo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:30pm.
Yes Matt (Lady)Boner (sp) being gay is sadness all around.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by chippychazoo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:51pm.
"Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:12pm.
What accident did Suri have?"
The strange accident the universe played on her where she got these two fucktards as parents.
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Yester Katie's limo was hit by a dump truck. More like tapped with minimal damage.
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HAHAHAHHA chppychazoo, that was hilarious.
M.E. How are you? And thanks, yes I saw the link for that. Good luck with your kiddo.
Is Whamo still here????? How is the foot?
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:30pm.
I always find that the people who complain the most about "drama" are always the ones who start it.
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Or perpetuate it because they're delusional. I have more than one friend who never realize they are the common denominator in all their troubles.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:30pm.
I always find that the people who complain the most about "drama" are always the ones who start it.
eta - just a random observation; no connection to the post I just quoted.
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Yeah, that is sort of true. And I think that it is easy to blame Facebook or any other kind of social media, but ultimately it is the people. Sometimes folks are better on line than in real life. And that is okay if you are, for example, some gross guy who never fucks at all, just surrounds himself with things (cars, video games, porn, animals, drugs) or something to fill that aching void of loneliness and not remind him of what a social loser in real life that he is. So that person can come on line and create a whole new persona. And that might be many of us. But it is not okay if he is an asshole. And if he is an asshole, that assholery will come through; it can't really be hidden. So whether it is real life, Facebook, Twitter, Skype... It's the people.
Submitted by soulks on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:02pm.
this is going to be MESSY. :>
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That's what I'm thinking. Everybody's like oh, what a lunchbag letdown that all is settled...so boring. This mess is just getting started.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
No one mentions Connor and Isabella, they are forgotten by all. There was just one article about how Katie fired Isabella from her clothing line just before the divorce announcement. I hope that's no true. In any case, I know they're older, but they were just children when Katie came into their lives and now she's gone. Is she keeping in touch with them? I feel most sorry for them.
Screw all this Tom and Katie shit, I just found out Matt Bomer is gay. Ruins all my fantasies because I don't like anal. Damn y'all got a good one. Congrats boys, congrats.
I always find that the people who complain the most about "drama" are always the ones who start it.
eta - just a random observation; no connection to the post I just quoted.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:02pm.
"i hate fucking facebook"
i hate my fucking family too.
Oh my...
I hope Katie has hired a professional food taster.
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"Beat it or I'll Jackson Five across yo' eyes" - Black Dynamite
A demented family reunion... He's baaaaack.
Tommy does the opposite, shielding poorSuri from the bad bad press.GMAB He's building a case, against Katiebots custody; this is going to be MESSY. :>
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"Five-card poker on a Saturday night, Church on Sunday morning" - LBT
Time Warner you sock!!! :(
Thanks Bendy!
Someone better tell him that she's not a sack of potatoes.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I just can't with these people. *claps hands over ears while screaming LA LA LA and running head first into the nearest wall*
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Tom Cruise better start getting swoll and lifting weights now so he can carry that fucking kid around when she is in her teens.
I bet she is a monster. My pal has a younger brother who is a year younger, and growing up it was just the two of them. When my friend and I were about... 12, her parents had a third kid, a girl. They always referred to her as "the baby", showered her in tons of attention, and spoiled her to bits. When my friend's dad was in a bad accident and became paralyzed from the waist down, my friend moved home to help out and take care of her sister while her mother and father adjusted and he did physical therapy. Her sister was a fucking NIGHTMARE BITCH. The damage had been done. Also because of the 12 year age difference, she pretty much had it as an only child. She was a total brat and awful (she was 15 when this was going on) because for once, the attention wasn't on her, it was on her dad.
I'm not saying Suri will be like this when she is older, but I'm betting she is very similar to the way my friend's little sister was when she was 5-8 years old. Because of all the babying her parents did to her little sister, she's way immature for a high school student.
Buy me a puppy dammit.
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Please adopt before you visit a breeder: www.petfinder.com to find a pet in your area.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:29pm.
Two 10mgs and you'd be sleeping dear
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Ya....Ummm....you'd think so wouldn't you:P lol!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:48pm.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:22pm.
It's like driving someone else's car. But don't worry, I'm sure you will quickly be able to replace your topless Goopy pix in no time.
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You know what Weezy, that's a perfect analogy.lol! That's exactly what it's like!
I'm gonna end up drive head-on into someone fucking with the radio settings I just KNOW it!
And my Gwenny will always be with me no matter what..bawahaaa!
Divorce is traumatic for ANY child, never mind one that is being fed to hordes of overweight greasy assholes with zoom lenses 24/7 by her clueless dimwitted mother. Apparently that "car crash" took place at 9.30pm. Shouldn't that fucking child have been in bed by then?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:22pm.
It's like driving someone else's car. But don't worry, I'm sure you will quickly be able to replace your topless Goopy pix in no time.
I'm sure that as soon as the elevator doors closed, Tom's assistant yanked those huaraches off of Suri and put on a pair of little heels.
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:29pm.
Two 10mgs and you'd be sleeping dear...aren't you at work? But then you would most certainly not care about your new laptop... ;-)
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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Sorry, team Suri and Tom.
Katie plays a charade for the paps and has turned the kids world upside down. Suri looks really upset and I feel sorry for her, no matter how spoiled and over the top she is, she isn't stupid and a mother who rips her of everything she knew will leave its scars.
So tommyboy treats her like an adult with a blanky, stuffed animals and carries her everywhere, and Katie treats her like a kid and makes her walk and carry her own stuff. Must be scientology logic, cuz I dont get it.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:15pm.
M.E., good luck with the doctors. I'll be thinking about you. It's horrible feeling when a child feels troubled and a parent feels helpless to do anything. I feel for you M.E.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:22pm.
*hands Whamo a valium*
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I'll take two, one is for pussies! :P
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:22pm.
*hands Whamo a valium*
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
I love how sometimes with Celeb kids it's a photo op, and other times they are just being followed and we should feel sorry for them.
Every fucking single time the Holie-Pitts are with their own kids it's a photo op.
These morons parade their child around more than any other parents on the face of the earth, and they are simply being followed by paps..even before all of this drama.
So what the fuck is it? Wanted or unwanted attention?
I have a new laptop and EVERTHING is different. I can't find stuff, I can't figure out how to do stuff it's just a fucking pain in the.. I.. just waaaaaaaaaa!!
And now more wisdom from the book of Scientology! Page 310:
THE VALENCE SCALE
JANUARY 1958
LRH Research Notes
I can control Mother
Hysterical effort to control Mother =psychosomatics
I can't control Mother (takes no action at all)
(no comm with Mother)
Keeps others fron handling Mother - "Don't try to reason with Mother or you'll get hurt!"
Protects Mother from everything
Tells people Mother is so good and
aren't we lucky to have her around
Defies Mother
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:12pm.
Yikes, sounds like you were lucky!
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Bendy - yes. This is the appt. with his Ped. to discuss the issues, present the questionairre for his review and to get a referral to either a child psychologist, or nuerologist, or whatever the next step is to try and figure out WTF is going on with him mentally and emotionally.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:49pm.
Whamo - I completely agree. Which makes me 100% happy to be a broke as fuck non celeb.
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Indeed M.E :)
I figure just because you make your money in the public eye doesn't mean anything goes. It shouldn't mean your right to privacy or at least some modicum of normalcy when you DO walk the street shouldn't exist.
It shouldn't mean if you want to live anywhere but bum fuck Idaho (with the Potato heads sisters) then you better be prepared to be a hermit or wear a disguise. We've always had celebrities but it hasn't been this crazy with all and any of them has it? Maybe I'm out to lunch on this I don't know
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:03pm.
LOL! I'd need a change of drawers myself! I'll bet it seemed like slow motion to the guy. Then his legs probably turned to jello.
I had a near-accident once. I was making a left turn to head north and drove over a wet square metal utility manhole cover. I lost control and started sliding sideways in the southbound left-turn lane. It was surreal, looking at the people in the southbound right turn lane. If anybody had been in the left turn lane, I would have crashed.
Anyway, it felt like slow motion. I regained control, and had delayed-adrenaline rush all the way home.
I have heard of a few accidents at that intersection. I'm sure it was the same wet metal plate that caused them.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Suri's prolly rolling her eyes like 'jeezus....I was just starting to enjoy my freedom, and here we go with the Scientololoon crap again.'
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:57pm.
i hate fucking facebook
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Certain aspects are ok, but then the drama starts. Who needs that shit?
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:59pm.
Dunno if any of you have seen this. I just saw it yesterday. I would 've had a heart attack. SFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7pQrzcrw3I
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heart attack and pooped my pants.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:00pm.
Fuckit. I just wanted to check something. I'll do it later.
Got here at 7:30 this morning to try and get some shit done since I'm taking a half day tomorrow to meet the hot bitch GINA LATINA! And Thurs I have to leave early because it's Big D's big Dr. appt. I have a 12 page questionairre form I have to fill out. UGH.
M.E. is this appointment for your son that was having problems? How is he doing?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:03pm.
Ya, I watched that, grabbed my cat and squished her so hard she squeeked at me, but damn...
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:01pm.
IKR? I would've been doing Hail Mary's and shit, right after I had my heart restarted.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Spider - I'd have diarrhea running down my legs after that. HOLY SHIT!
did tiny tom buy suri that puppeh yet?
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:57pm.
"i hate fucking facebook"
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Ditto. I have an acct to keep up with family stuff, but I rarely post there.
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i hate my fucking family too.
Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:57pm.
"i hate fucking facebook"
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Ditto. I have an acct to keep up with family stuff, but I rarely post there.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:59pm.
HOLY SHIT! That is one lucky man!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Fuckit. I just wanted to check something. I'll do it later.
Got here at 7:30 this morning to try and get some shit done since I'm taking a half day tomorrow to meet the hot bitch GINA LATINA! And Thurs I have to leave early because it's Big D's big Dr. appt. I have a 12 page questionairre form I have to fill out. UGH.