Justin Bieber Is The New Lindsay Lohan
Gawker points out that not only did Rolling Stone commit a wrong by putting a wife beater on a baby, but they also recycled the "Hot Ready Legal" tagline they used for their 2004 cover of Lindsay Lohan long before coke granules ate her sense of reason and a mixture of meth, bad decisions and fillers bought from the Internet ate her hotness. So that means in a few years, Justin Bieber will get addicted to the bad shit (aka snorting Enfamil powder cut with cat litter), check into one of Montessori's rehab facilities for junkie toddlers, get a few BWUIs (Big Wheelin' under the influence), rage scissor with a DJ (I'm thinking Deadmau5) for a couple years, flash his 'gina for the paps and then he'll begin his big comeback to the spotlight by playing Sandy Duncan in a biopic on OxyWeTime (yeah, in the future Oxygen, WE and Lifetime will melt into one big fucking estrogen explosion of a network). The cycle will be repeated and we can all thank Rolling Stone for that!
And here's Justin Bieber at some event in Sydney looking like Anybodys from West Side Story.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 9:17am.
When will he stop looking like a lesbian???
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When he drops dead. Lesbeaver for lyfe!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
"Um, it's a Fisker"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Conan has a bit now on his channel where celebrities fill out their own survey and for Justin he responded to the question: "This will be the year that I ........."
"Justin's response" Start menstruating
ROTLFMAO!!!! bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 9:31am.
we will never totally be rid of him, this one is here to stay I think.
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*faints* wake me up when he finally crashes his Fisker
ZOMG! LOL! That picture of Lilo is so wrong... Looks like someone tried to copy and paste her head on someone else's body but forgot to resize it... Homegirl looks like a pez dispenser...
As for Bieber... I just can't with his ass...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Justin is a really PRETTY GIRL in thumbnail 3.
I'm still convinced he is a girl.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
His face is feminine in so many ways, but his lips have to be the MOST girly looking to me.
My 11 year old son looks 10X more manly than Bieber.
With the money he's made and the connections he has, with all the knowledge he's gotten from Usher on how to make money off others, the Biebes is going to have a stable of "artists" and we will never totally be rid of him, this one is here to stay I think.
Justin is turning into a beautiful woman.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
When will he stop looking like a lesbian???
How long did it take for Jonas Bros and Hanson to finally disappear? Yeah, I know.. too long, so my only hope is for this little douche stain to wrap one of his cars around a pole then the world can rejoice.
I saw him being interviewed the other day and already thought he was full of himself but he up'd the ante on his douchebaggyness.. He needs his comeuppance. STAT.
I fucking hate this kid. It's so obvious he thinks he's the shit, and other people (Ellen DeGeneres) buy into it.
It still really grinds my gears to think about that episode of her show when she gave him that million dollar tinfoil car because he's "such a good person."
Also, I didn't realize Carter's made wife beaters.
I still can't believe that he is as popular as he is. What do all these people see about him...oh yeah...it's a bunch of 9 year old girls that punted him into stardom. I think we need to take the top Justin Bieber songs, put them in a space ship, and shoot them off to the moon...let's then make it illegal to listen to Bieber music. I bet that would free up a lot of nastiness we have going on in this world.
- Sara
did they photoshop bieber's head on Nick/Joe Jonas muscle body? cuz it doesnt look like him at all.
or perhaps he has been on steroids.
I am 45 and when I first watched, "Who's the Boss" I knew that that kid who played Jonathan was gay. I know this in the same sense about Beiber. I mean I am 45 and my gaydar has aphasia now, but I still know he's gay. lol
How dreadful. I was hoping for his sake that he was going to grow up to be really handsome, but he just looks like a puny pre-teen.
An LiLo! She used to be so cute! Sad thing is that she's known mostly for being a fuck up. If you asked a random person on the street to name a movie of hers they probably couldn't, or they'd say "Mean Girls"
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
I hope for a Lesbeaver downfall that is even worse than Lindsay's!
I can't stand him and he seems to think he is the most important person alive. I hope he becomes the next Corey Haim!
Damn Africa.. Lindsey looks good there.. Wow, how sad
I just feel like making love to Bieber would be like when you're young and remove the pants of a Ken doll. You don't find a dick but you keep rubbing where it should it be like it's a magic lamp or something.
Both of these people are very overrated in the looks department and not as talented as they think they are. The smarter Hollywood folk don't buy into all the hype about how great they are.
Is anyone in the world waiting for him to be "legal"?!
Whatever, expect this lesbionic little turd to instantly decline. Blohan went off the rails after she became "legal," and the Olsens turned into the Skekses at the same age.
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Submitted by jackie on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 7:48pm.
I wonder if Lindsay cries when she looks at old pictures of herself.
/\ This. I know she's a sniveling coked up mess now, who has had way more chances than she deserved, but... there is nothing sadder to me than the true moments of remorse addicts experience when they are reminded how badly they've fucked up their lives. Deserved or not, Blohan was an it-girl with potential circa Mean Girls, and she lost everything. I blame her, but I also blame Hollywood, drug pushers and her beyond fucked up family.
The prospect of her sitting alone in some hotel room bawling over pictures of herself in her heyday kills me for some reason.
Then again, if she was capable of that kind of self-reflection, maybe she would have taken rehab seriously instead of breaking all the rules and copping an attitude about it...the real question is, why am I writing about Cokey McSkankster when I'm this tired? Goodnight, you delicious whores.
big wheelin' under the influence!
cant stop laughing.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
I think the major difference between Beaver and Blohan is at least Beeper already has enough money to last a lifetime. He really doesn't have to work again, for money anyway.
Access Hollywood (I know, don't judge) was on as spouse and I were cleaning up after dinner. Story was about the Biebs. Spouse's question was Flash or Last?
We both voted Flash.
Take some bath salts...please!
Someone needs to gently whisper in his ear that James Dean is dead and the My Little Pony Cotton Candy collection is more badass than him, so he needs to just stop.
I don't get it. I just don't understand how anyone thinks he's attractive! A lady at my work has a poster of him on her office door...I want to burn it!!! Ahhhhh
If you're worried about criticism sometimes a diet is the best defense - Lucille Bluth
you had me at "anybodys". what a reference!
Aww I love Bieber! I can't help it. He was/is my daughter's first tween 'idol,' and I took her to his concert in 2010. He was very talented, and to my surprise, I really enjoyed myself. I also highly recommend his movie! He's a cutie!! :)
*Dodges eggs*
www.poopreport.com :)
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bieber and mau5? i'd watch it.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes: "quick question... has Justin Bieber, and Samantha Ronson ever been spotted at the same time?... seems like they're washed/unwashed twins."
Good point, ESE! Justin does have the advantage I being the clean and healthy lookin twin.
Seriously, how does this Hilary Swank looking pip squeak garner so much media attention from all news outlets??
When I was young, many moons ago, I had to buy Tiger Beat to read about Shaun Cassidy. I don't remember anyone over 16 taking him seriously enough to read about him. What makes the media think we want to read about this little girl?
Wow, I forgot that Boogers McCokebreath ever looked that hot.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
it looks like somebody has been hitting the gym.
quick question... has Justin Bieber, and Samantha Ronson ever been spotted at the same time?... seems like they're washed/unwashed twins.
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Skycaptaineddie on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 9:30pm.
This is exactly why I quit buying RS a long, long time ago - I don't even read it for free while I'm killin' time in the checkout line. Sad, sad, sad, how the great have fallen -
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remember when it's published in newspaper?
*MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
RS became irrelevant many many many moons ago. tiabbi is a bleeding heart liberal who's enjoying capitalism (Imus made this dude by having him on his radio show and because he likes him). hate those hypocritical rich fucks.
RS still does good investigative journalism, but I stopped pretending their covers were relevant a long time ago. Matt Taibbi is still worth reading.
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It's PHELPS time!
This is exactly why I quit buying RS a long, long time ago - I don't even read it for free while I'm killin' time in the checkout line. Sad, sad, sad, how the great have fallen -
I take comfort in the fact that the clock on his fifteen minutes is ticking...
And "Hot Ready Legal" line sounds like something Coach Sandusky would compose.
Submitted by Deb: "How ironic that Lindsay has gotten way more pussy than the Biebs.
I just grossed myself out."
Aaagghh! You just grossed ALL of us out, Deb!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA! I finished typing "tuna taster" in the JGL thread and I get here to read your comment. Hahahahaha! I need one of those kidney-shape basins you barf in at the hospital.
You're right though. And Lindsay would at least know what to do to make a pussy jump.
*reports self. And Deb*
Next they can recycle the "Hot, Sexy, and Dead" headline they used for Jim Morrison. For either of these two or a host of others, don't care.
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 8:49pm.
Lol, Gigaboob! I think that when thinking of the Biebs in ANY sexual situation, it's impossible NOT to be grossed out! ;)~
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 8:35pm
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Nah Deb, he's probably getting it left and right. Whether he knows what to do with it is debatable. And now I just grossed myself out.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 7:40pm.
Oh my! the very velcro wallet that matches the stripy socks and trainers he wore to assault paparazzi? I do say!
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Lol!! Ya I think they all came in the Walmart "manly man man you're a big boy now" lunchbox combo, I believe it also came with the practice plastic starter safety razor so you can pretend you're shaving while standing on a stool by your daddy. .
How ironic that Lindsay has gotten way more pussy than the Biebs.
I just grossed myself out.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The head line is gross, but this is the same mag that did the Britney cover, not to mention that glee Terry Richardson crap. But at least they did it to a boy this time...barf.