Hot Slut Of The Day!
Maggi's's magical and wondrous mashed potato and gravy machine!
America, you disappoint! How is it possible that this watery potato of delicious wonder machine didn't come from you and came from Singapore instead? We're supposed to be the reigning royals of gross gluttony? I can't even look at you right now, America (which is kind of hard to do since I'm inside of you right now)!
This mashed potato vending machine comes from 7-Eleven Singapore and it's been there for a while. You just slip your cup under the spout, press a few buttons and out comes a cup of potato saliva and then the machine gets the runs when it shits out gravy. Instant deliciousness. You know this mess is good, because it probably looks exactly the same when it drips out of your ass later on.
HuffPo says that 7-Eleven has no plans to bring the potato Slurpee machine to the US, but I'm sure they will. And when they do, I'll take back what I said about being disappointed. Because the US version will fit a Big Gulp, have a button for melted cheese, a button for melted cheese, a button for blended bacon, a button for turkey meat pieces, a button for chunks of cranberry pie and a button for whipped cream. We'll be able to slurp up Thanksgiving through a straw. Oh, and there will also be a button to call for a 7-Eleven medic to stop your tortured heart from quitting this bitch so you can keep on slurpin'!
And here's the machine in action. I'm in love.
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Nothing like getting your fill at 7-11 to get the runs out of both holes.
Surely this was tmi.
Mashed? More like liquefied. Gross.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
What in the hell would possess anyone to get mashed potato out of a machine?! Jesus, wow
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It's all MK's fault because I was heavily influenced by this post and had mash and gravy for tea. However, the mash was made with real skin on potatoes and gravy was Bisto - fuck Smash!
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That looks absolutely disgusting.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:17am.
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:02am.
ETA: The gravy tastes almost identical to KFC's.
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Rub it in that you have experienced it why don't you.
*throws poptart*
Poptarts are waaay overrated. I remember being so disappointed when I tried my first one.
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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:10am.
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:02am.
.......And believe me, this tastes amazing at 2 a.m. when you're on a snack run during a movie marathon. ..............
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LIAR!! We all know it's a *gawt tha munchies* run.
What can I say, you got me!
Love your ID btw.
ETA: Weed is like, super illegal here. Nevertheless, have tried weed, strangely have never gotten the munchies.
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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:36am.
Mayor Bloomberg is going to have a problem with that container size.
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The food companies will need a bailout now that Bloomberg is cutting into their profits.
When I had jury duty, they hand an espresso and frappuchino machine and the coffee had the same color and consistency as the potatoes and gravy.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:26am.
we use to photocopy dollar bills and the old time change machine would take them, one sided and all.
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Ahahahahaha!
*reports Whamo for counterfeiting*
Nasty. Where's the meatloaf dispenser? :p *drinks cup of gravy*
Rule #1 : don't eat food that looks the same going in as it will coming out.
o.k., i admit that this is a pretty cool idea,(if it isn't touch and go watery shit)but seriously... how hard is it for people to make mashed potatoes these days? oh, it's a cruel world when life has become that fast paced.
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Last thing I'm looking for at 2 AM is hospital puree. But I can see some buzzed weisenheimer sticking their mouf underneath and lettin 'er rip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZGmT_o0BHY&feature=related
More mashine taters!
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BPK_nED-cJs
Here's their first test run. You can see ^THIS cup sitting to the side in the video MK posted.
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
oh shit. yeah, THAT has to be good for you. and I'm sure it tastes wonderful.
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on another note -- 7-11 has THE BEST turkey with jack cheese + southwest mayo sandwiches I have ever had. I could eat one of those a day. for a 7-11 sandwich, it is THE SHIT.
Submitted by guest
Why is a white guy demonstrating this & not an Asian?
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I think he is the King of Ireland.
MahatMa: The first time I watched it, I thought he was kinda sexy. Then I replayed trying to see if it was a neck tattoo or hair, and it occurred to me. Something about the "Yum!" at the end, and the shirt being unbuttoned too far. I don't know.
Mayor Bloomberg is going to have a problem with that container size.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:21am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:15am.
LOL. I always got the ham & cheese or egg salad. :)) Wonder if they're still around.
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Ham and cheezers were good to for sure!
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:23am.
And it's absolutely true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
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I had an old GF that was Ukrainian and she would make some Uky dishes that were AMAZING...I should have MARRIED that girl...still talk to her to this day and tease her about making me dinner lol!
Yum. I hope it dispenses Tums as well.
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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:20am.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:11am.
Whamo do you remember vending machines from way back that had sammiches in them? They would rotate like in a circle & were refrigerated.
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*butting in* They all tasted the same. Don`t know if the egg salad did, cuz ya never, ever eat an egg salad sandwich from a machine!
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:) The one we had was pretty good, I don't remember eating the egg ones mind you but I don't remeber having to stay away frome anything.
we use to photocopy dollar bills and the old time change machine would take them, one sided and all. This was back in 82ish and I'm sure the change machine was probably mid 70's so I'm sure they must have caught on pretty soon after that.
Hahahaha.
Ok Hekki, I ran some diagnositcs on my Gayometer and have realised where I went wrong - I didn't have the sound up the first time I watched the vid, therefore hampering the performance of my sensitive Gayecognising equipment. Upon a second view with the sound up I have changed my mind completely (plus, on reflection, he looks like my daughter's father, ewwwwwwwww)
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Whamo: I'd rather have mashers and gravy than a hot fudge sundae. Truth.
And it's absolutely true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Apparently, I clinched it with a peach pie.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:15am.
Mahatma: Yeah, he's got something attractive going on there. I thought the same thing. I'd like to hang out with him. But he set my gaydar off.
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Really Hekki? Will have to take another look at the video to see why my Gaydar didn't make an AWWWOOOOGA noise the first time round...
(I still want that mash)
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:15am.
LOL. I always got the ham & cheese or egg salad. :)) Wonder if they're still around.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:11am.
Whamo do you remember vending machines from way back that had sammiches in them? They would rotate like in a circle & were refrigerated.
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*butting in* They all tasted the same. Don`t know if the egg salad did, cuz ya never, ever eat an egg salad sandwich from a machine!
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*did* lololol & never got sick either.
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:02am.
ETA: The gravy tastes almost identical to KFC's.
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Rub it in that you have experienced it why don't you.
*throws poptart*
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by guest on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:11am.
Whamo do you remember vending machines from way back that had sammiches in them? They would rotate like in a circle & were refrigerated.
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Hell ya, we had one in the cafe of a newspaper I use to work at and I loved the roast beef and cheese! :D
Mahatma: Yeah, he's got something attractive going on there. I thought the same thing. I'd like to hang out with him. But he set my gaydar off.
AND I WANT THE LAAAARGE SIZE
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WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On a side note, I really fancy the bloke in the video too, he reminds me of Mark Messier - is that wrong???
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This will be incredible drunken buffoonery when people walk in to see Habib at 4 am for their usual pouch of beef jerky and a week old taquito. Drunken messes dipping their jumbo jerky stick in scalding hot gooey spuds...waht could go wrong?
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:02am.
.......And believe me, this tastes amazing at 2 a.m. when you're on a snack run during a movie marathon. ..............
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LIAR!! We all know it's a *gawt tha munchies* run.
If you run that beautiful tater footage again, you will note the potatoes in the cup are already stiffened up and looks like a *scoop*.
My mouf watered up SO MUCH and I will need me a BIG DAWG from the 7 fer breakfuss!!!
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
Whamo do you remember vending machines from way back that had sammiches in them? They would rotate like in a circle & were refrigerated.
Shout out to Singapore! Woot! Woot!
Maggi is an institution in Singapore. It's the Number 1 brand of instant noodles here.
Admittedly the "gravy" does look a little like diarrhoea here. But the potato does stiffen up after a bit. And believe me, this tastes amazing at 2 a.m. when you're on a snack run during a movie marathon. Plus the upside is that here, is you don't get shot, raped or mugged on your way home from a 7-11.
ETA: The gravy tastes almost identical to KFC's.
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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 9:19am.
Dammit MK!! I thought these were in the USA already!!! I was planning my lunch....I got all excited and junk. :(
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ME TOO! Now I have the sads, but I'll cling to the hope that one will be in my neighborhood in the next year. This is glorious.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 9:47am.
There is nothing like real mashed potatoes and real gravy made from the roast chicken or beef drippings.
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Mashed potatoes...aggggggggghhh
*Homer Simpson voice*
Chicken gravy was sent by the Gods of Chicken Mountain!!!...FACT!
Now imma vomit up my breakfast. Thanks for that!
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It's PHELPS time!
So...I'm thinkin the good people of Singapore simply shit in a colostomy bag strapped to their leg?
These wily Asian people put damn near any and everything in a vending machine. lol!
There's a big gulp cup on the machine for supersizing. Ha.
So that's two buttons for melted cheese..? Sounds good to me!!
This shit looks vile. No wonder everyone's dying from cancer and obesity.
There is nothing like real mashed potatoes and real gravy made from the roast chicken or beef drippings.
That reminds me... I need to hit up 7eleven for a chili cheese dog.
I'm sorry, but 7-eleven food is delicious. Their doughnuts are better than any bakery, and I don't eat meat, but everyone I know says their hot dogs are better than a ball park's.
Nachos are delicious. If these taters taste anything like KFC's, then we are in bidness. :P
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Sweet potato dumplings, this is totally gross!
I will stick with the version I know:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQBKpV9emKc
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