Is Evan Lysacek Vera Wang's Kept Bitch?
Vera Wang recently announced that her marriage to Arthur Becker drowned in a pool of white tulle and they were getting a divorce after 23 years. Well, the NYDN says that Vera's unofficial muse, Evan Lysacek, used his ice skate to cut up her marriage. One source says that Vera is the zombie version of Norma Desmond, because she's moved Evan into her multi-million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills and told him he can stay as long as he wants.
Vera and Evan became best homegirls when she designed a few ice swan costumes for him before and during the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver. Since then, they've been seen everywhere together. One source says that "something is going on" and that Evan Likesthedick must be digging for more gold to go with his gold medal, because he's been driving a Bentley and wearing a fancy Rolex. But a different source says that Vera is just hypnotized by Evan and he's never done figure eights with his peen on her coochie.
I'm sure Evan has fucked a lot of wangs in his life, but Vera Wang ain't one of them. This is just one of those "rich hags keeping her companion pretty" situations. It's the best situation to be in. If Evan could find a way to wrap his butt around Vera Wang's last name, I'm sure he would, but that's the closest they will ever get to fucking.
And when asked for a response, the Crystal Enchantress of the Ice Johnny Weir did this:
You know a story is ridiculous when Johnny Weir responds with a cackle AND kick.
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Every time I see Vera, I want to wipe off all that white makeup, and give her some color. Like, subtle Bobbi Brown pinks, mauves, and aubergines.
That is all.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:45pm.
Professional skaters have the best bodies. Absolutely ripped and an ass like steel.
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Truth, esp. about the ass. Ass-truth.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:23pm.
Vera Wang is besties with PMK. Nuff said. 8-P
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Wha? Is this true?
Vera is described as a "close family friend" by the Kardashians but I'm sure that went as far as Vera designing the dresses for the wedding in the hopes of getting free advertising. Considering the wedding tanked, probably the friendship did as well.
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Well. I did not know that. Kinda lowers my opinion of VW and it seems she is a fame-hoor after all.
Professional skaters have the best bodies. Absolutely ripped and an ass like steel.
Second best are soccer players.
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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:23pm.
Vera Wang is besties with PMK. Nuff said. 8-P
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Wha? Is this true?
Vera is described as a "close family friend" by the Kardashians but I'm sure that went as far as Vera designing the dresses for the wedding in the hopes of getting free advertising. Considering the wedding tanked, probably the friendship did as well.
Yeesh. When did Vera get hit in the face with a board? And an ugly stick? And a horse's ass? A makeup truck needs to hit her next. Please.
Am I wrong for finding him kinda hot?
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:15pm.
Johnny Weir had a great but short lived show about how he trained for the games. "Be Good Johhny Weir" The guy is very funny and does an amazing Russian accent. He LOATHES Evan and has alluded that the to the fact that the guy is bottom feeding opportunist.
I guess Johnny was right.
That show was so Freaking entertaining!
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:23pm.
Vera Wang is besties with PMK. Nuff said. 8-P
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Wha? Is this true?
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:16pm.
i wish johnny weir and i were besties...we could spend all our time together talking about boys and painting each other's toenails...i just know he's just the funnest person...
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That's how I feel too! And about Evan also. We could go to brunch, and trade beej tips...
I wouldn't mind watching the two of them make out either, but I guess that isn't going to happen anytime soon.
Vera Wang is besties with PMK. Nuff said. 8-P
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:12pm.
I'll bet Justin has more money than Jennifer, considering he accumulates royalties in addition to his writer's fee, and she pockets a one-off salary for showing up.
i wish johnny weir and i were besties...we could spend all our time together talking about boys and painting each other's toenails...i just know he's just the funnest person...
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Roseanne Barr
I'd love to be a kept bitch. I've got half of it down.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Johnny Weir had a great but short lived show about how he trained for the games. "Be Good Johhny Weir" The guy is very funny and does an amazing Russian accent. He LOATHES Evan and has alluded that the guy nothing more than a bottom feeding opportunist.
I guess Johnny was right.
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"Beat it or I'll Jackson Five across yo' eyes" - Black Dynamite
Sorry, but the whole "kept" man thing drives me crazy. Whenever a woman dates a man who has less money they always throw that term around, even if the guy actually has a few million of his own in the bank. See Justin Theroux.
It would be one thing if he were the fucking plumber or some unemployed waiter, but he's actually a successful athlete who's made money on the circuit and a bunch of cash in endorsements. Theroux makes a million a month as a script doctor on top of the cash he made co-writing and producing Tropic Thunder.
A rich dude is never forced to explain whether his woman is contributing financially, even if the woman is far less successful. Why do women have to? And why do we suggest that the only reason her man is around is because he's enjoying her money?
For fuck's sake people, it's 2012!
Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 5:41pm.
I didn't read it. Fuck off and die.
Whatever boat their floats, LOLZ...
Johnny is so far above Evan; kicks, spins, jumps, all. And Vera wishes she could skate; getting lessons on the side Vera?
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Time Warner you sock!!! :(
LENNON&YOKO a l'envers... Or badly recycled... or whatever... Gay vibes coming from him, publicity vibes coming from both...
Hahaha!! What MK said. She is fascinated and inspired by him, end of story.
Fat fingered double post, apologies.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:01pm.
Johnny cast shade like a Willow tree in summer all over Evan's "I like pussy" claims years ago. This is simply a case of an elder hag in need of a youthful companion to do dinner (not that she eats), drinks, and dish with. Period.
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Don't care. He's yummy and I'd still hit it.;-)
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Johnny cast shade like a Willow tree in summer all over Evan's "I like pussy" claims years ago. This is simply a case of an elder hag in need of a youthful companion to do dinner (not that she eats), drinks, and dish with. Period.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Vera has always been fug, but I suppose with a dildo, he could pretend he's fucking some Asian pre-teen boy.
Whatever floats their boat.
Isn't this just a fag hag relationship??? He IS selling his house in Las Vegas right now...it's not advertised as being his though.
Vera is old enough to be his mutha. But git it Evan!
Vera Wang is one horsey-looking asian chick.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 5:37pm.
Johnny was so robbed at the Olympics, not saying he deserved gold but he should have gone a lot further than he did
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The judging was a travesty. For him to place sixth behind competitors with subpar, flawed performances should have become a bigger scandal. He deserved third or fourth.
I lurve Johnny Weir. He should be Hot Slut of the Day at least once a week.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Hey, he wouldn't be the first ghey to dip into the Gina pond for riches. If Vera is dumb enough to fuck up her marriage for it, she should just stick to designing ugly shit.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 5:33pm.
Who and who?
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ugh, I hate when people think they're being funny and snarky and post "who?" when somebody is mentioned in an article. I'm sorry but the post clearly states that he is an Olympic gold medal winner and she is a designer. If you want to seem clever come up with something original.
They are together so she can design his costumes and he can give her makeup tips.
A good partnership: a girl needs her gays, esp. when going through a divorce, but no they are not fucking.
Johnny was so robbed at the Olympics, not saying he deserved gold but he should have gone a lot further than he did.
that gif is AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING. saving.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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Who and who?