Is Evan Lysacek Vera Wang's Kept Bitch?
Vera Wang recently announced that her marriage to Arthur Becker drowned in a pool of white tulle and they were getting a divorce after 23 years. Well, the NYDN says that Vera's unofficial muse, Evan Lysacek, used his ice skate to cut up her marriage. One source says that Vera is the zombie version of Norma Desmond, because she's moved Evan into her multi-million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills and told him he can stay as long as he wants.
Vera and Evan became best homegirls when she designed a few ice swan costumes for him before and during the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver. Since then, they've been seen everywhere together. One source says that "something is going on" and that Evan Likesthedick must be digging for more gold to go with his gold medal, because he's been driving a Bentley and wearing a fancy Rolex. But a different source says that Vera is just hypnotized by Evan and he's never done figure eights with his peen on her coochie.
I'm sure Evan has fucked a lot of wangs in his life, but Vera Wang ain't one of them. This is just one of those "rich hags keeping her companion pretty" situations. It's the best situation to be in. If Evan could find a way to wrap his butt around Vera Wang's last name, I'm sure he would, but that's the closest they will ever get to fucking.
And when asked for a response, the Crystal Enchantress of the Ice Johnny Weir did this:
You know a story is ridiculous when Johnny Weir responds with a cackle AND kick.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 5:41pm.
I didn't read it. Fuck off and die.
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Oh so you just post, unbelievably lame, cliched comments on blog posts you don't read...what a sad, misspent life you must have
I'll respect those who claim not to like Evan or Johnny as people, but to say they are over-rated as skaters is inaccurate. They are both quite gifted technically and artistically and both merit the accolades. IMO, Evan is the better skater and will likely be remembered as one of the greats of the sport, but Johnny is also talented in his own right.
Just saying, we shouldn't mix sportsmanship or athleticism with how either of them might behave off the ice.
And this Vera/Evan thing is batshit. It's like they're not even TRYING to conceal the bearding.
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I love Johnny's Balenciaga Tree. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zonCvFDdQRo
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 4:29am.
I think bestiality is just plain wrong.
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Ha, ha!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:51pm.
Can`t with Johnny Weir. He is a gay of the annoying kind, like someone else said, I dont get the point of being "fabulous" all the damn time. Life isn`t just based on what you wear or how fancy you are, I would love to know what Johnny has to offer aside from a flashy wardrobe.
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The doc series that was on Sundance about his life leading up to the Olympics provided that. I don't doubt his level of shallowness (that friendship with that phony pain the ass Jill Zarin is questionable), but he is not just designer clothes and frivolity (I think). Hold on...
http://www.sundancechannel.com/johnny-weir/
I think bestiality is just plain wrong.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:43pm.
Well Me Lady Hekki, you aren't the only one who dislikes Chris Colfer.
I am a ghey and i seriously dislike him lol
I just can't stand him, maybe its because he is like the gay male version of leah michelle, who I also HATE.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:27am.
Agree. I do like him on occasion, but he's so over-the-top that he sometimes makes it hard to like him. And, IMO, it's his over-the-top theatrics that cost him the medal. Had he just been more manly on the ice, the way the judges are expecting, I think he would have had it. Yes, it's figure skating, but they really do have a bias about flamboyant males. The same way they have a disdain for the muscular, power-house females.
Evan is.... BLAH.
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Johnny has addressed this before on his blog (I used to follow it, don't judge). He talked a lot about skating politics and influence his personality may have had on his career, but said at the end of the day he would rather be true to himself than try to fit into their mold of what they think he should be, even if it cost him. It's one of the things I like about him.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:29pm.
I know we are all supposed to like Johnny Wier but I've always found him to be an annoying, attention seeking, over-rated skater. He has never lived up to the hype.
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IMO he was robbed of a medal in 2010. People made a lot of fuss about that. I will agree that he is a little annoying, though.
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Agree. I do like him on occasion, but he's so over-the-top that he sometimes makes it hard to like him. And, IMO, it's his over-the-top theatrics that cost him the medal. Had he just been more manly on the ice, the way the judges are expecting, I think he would have had it. Yes, it's figure skating, but they really do have a bias about flamboyant males. The same way they have a disdain for the muscular, power-house females.
Evan is.... BLAH.
He is so obviously gay.
she looks really stupid. i know she thinks she looks hip, but that skirt? gimme a break.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:12pm.
I'll bet Justin has more money than Jennifer, considering he accumulates royalties in addition to his writer's fee, and she pockets a one-off salary for showing up.
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Normally we agree on things, but I have to disagree with you on this one. I bet Justin's $10 million, maybe considerably more who knows?
Jen is reportedly worth $150 million. She makes movie money, a big chunk from Smart Water and most importantly, makes royalties from "Friends". No one can beat the Friends money, not even BRANDgelina. I read somewhere that EACH of the Friends will pocket at least another $250 million in their lifetimes off that show.
i love johnny weir. why no link to the cackle and the kick?
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Uuuuuhhhhhhmmmmmm OK. And that's the random story of the day.
She is old enough to be his grandmother. I doubt they are an item he and Weir I would believe more. One that note I think both Licecheck and Weir are very overrated and I agree with the poster who said Weir never lived up to the hype and Licecheck does look like a clumsy oaf on the ice.
On the flip side I have never understood the fuss about Evan's skating. It's just so awkward and looks like one of those budget inflatable bendy tube men with a pair of skates strapped on.
Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 10:29pm.
I know we are all supposed to like Johnny Wier but I've always found him to be an annoying, attention seeking, over-rated skater. He has never lived up to the hype.
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IMO he was robbed of a medal in 2010. People made a lot of fuss about that. I will agree that he is a little annoying, though.
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It's PHELPS time!
Johnny Weir is like the ice version of Lady Gaga, but unlike her he is at least extremely talented. And I thought Evan only hired celebrity athlete beards.
Can`t with Johnny Weir. He is a gay of the annoying kind, like someone else said, I dont get the point of being "fabulous" all the damn time. Life isn`t just based on what you wear or how fancy you are, I would love to know what Johnny has to offer aside from a flashy wardrobe.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Oh Baby Jane, thank you for saying that. I'm usually not afraid to go against the grain by disliking a popular person, but I don't want to be labeled a homophobe.
Johnny Weir gets on my last nerve. Same with Chris Colfer. Not because they're gay, but because they're so overachieving and trying so hard to be fabulous. Same reason I dislike Gwyneth and Beyonce. Always shoving everything in your face. Egh.
I know we are all supposed to like Johnny Wier but I've always found him to be an annoying, attention seeking, over-rated skater. He has never lived up to the hype.
her dresses arent even that spectacular.
ive seen better gowns sewed by mice in a basement in that movie cinderella.
ohh gurlllllll, vera can design his next figure skating outfit!!!!
Submitted by Bjork You: "Please take off that outfit. You look like some middle-aged suburban mom trying to imitate her idol, Demi Moore Kutcher, rather than a cosmopolitan, middle-aged fashion mogul who should know better."
Hahahahaha!
She does look good for her age.
Sorry sans fards I've been addressing u as mr phelps ? I'm hi as fuck tonight so my bad. Anyway yeah the both of these old bats VeeerWaaaah & pmk can go eff off !!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
However if that velvet came from VeeeeeeerWaaaaaaah then fuck that shit ! -Kisa
FFS EAT SOME FOOD YA SCRAWNY SUMMER TOUQUE WEARING BIATCH!
Yuk. Those two aren't together HELLLLLL to the no! She s making Evan some skating dresses /outfits whatever Trevor ?!?!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
FFS EAT SOME FOOD YA SCRAWNY SUMMER TOUQUE WEARING BIATCH!
Yuk. Those two aren't together HELLLLLL to the no! She s making Evan some skating dresses /outfits whatever Trevor ?!?!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:23pm.
Vera Wang is besties with PMK. Nuff said. 8-P
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And here I was, thinking she was classy.....
*dumps Vera Wang perfumes down the drain*
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It's PHELPS time!
what a snazzy snow hat! she's a pinnacle of style, i tell ya!... all the schoolchildren that have been wearing that in actual cold weather must be kicking themselves about now.
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Mr phelps you speak the trusth Sir and man she is as Ugly as FUCKKKKKK !!!
Wtf isn't evan gay ?!? And too young and way toooo beautiful for her ???
She's loaded but Nora Desmond said it best " We had Faces !" - SUNSET BLVD
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Vera makes gorgeous wedding dresses but man...she is severe looking. She and Spaz de la Huerta need to get to their local makeup counter fucking yesterday.
I do love VW's perfume and line of clothes for Target, though. good stuff.
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It's PHELPS time!
Oh, Johnny, how I love you, you frothy jar of delight!
I have a sudden desire to watch "The Grudge".
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Her association with PMK and her brood disgusts me. I'm more of a Monique Lhuillier or Reem Acra girl anyway.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 7:27pm.
Vera, I am shocked. Please take off that outfit. You look like some middle-aged suburban mom trying to imitate her idol, Demi Moore Kutcher, rather than a cosmopolitan, middle-aged fashion mogul who should know better.
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Vera's 63! XD So, successful plastic surgery.
Salesman: [whispering in Joe's ear] As long as the lady is paying for it, why not take the Vicuna?
I wish I could afford to keep a gay and give him pretty things.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Ha ha ha, Wang is a funny name. Who is that ugly bitch anyway....?
Johnny Weir sings in Russian too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3NzLkgAirU
I totally have a crush on Evan. : D
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Too lazy to bother looking it up, but I seem to recall reading that she was an Olympic caliber figure skater as a teen...
Vera, I am shocked. Please take off that outfit. You look like some middle-aged suburban mom trying to imitate her idol, Demi Moore Kutcher, rather than a cosmopolitan, middle-aged fashion mogul who should know better.
Who needs Ho School when I have MK...now I just have to put shit into practice
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He is hotttt.
she usually looks like she's been freeze dried. what happened, did she take a shower or something?
My goodness. What a shame to pay so much money and not get any peen...that's a real shame. It's like going to Tiffany's, dropping 10K, and NOT getting the diamond ring. Kind of reminds me of that weird SNL sketch where they go up to the drive through, pay, and never get their food. Shame.
I thought Evan was pretty good at the Olympics. I agree 100% that Johnny did deserve better. I like him - he has some serious personality. LOVE it. Skating can get a bit too boring and formal...nice to have Johnny around to spice up the bland soup.
ha ha. he looks like a manwhore version of keanu reeves.
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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:45pm.
Professional skaters have the best bodies. Absolutely ripped and an ass like steel.
Second best are soccer players.
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Yes I must say I've never seen a skater with a flat flabby ass that's for sure lol!!
Motocross racers are some of the fittest athletes as well!
Submitted by rosehips69 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:57pm.
Every time I see Vera, I want to wipe off all that white makeup, and give her some color. Like, subtle Bobbi Brown pinks, mauves, and aubergines.
That is all.
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I want to run and jump up in s.l.o.w. m.o.t.i.o.n to snatch that god-awful black toque off her head.
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