Wednesday, July 18th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 17th!
Another motorboating accident for Verne Troyer. - Vern
Runners-up:
Lemmiwinks crawled through the Colon of Despair, past the Duodenum of Doom, and finally through the Mammaries of Mayhem to safety. - ditquoi
Jessica will soon realize you have to breastfeed the baby, not feed your breast with the baby. - ohhellnawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:07pm.
Victoria's Secret is really stepping up their game. When you go into their stores, not only can you buy a bra but you can also get (for free) the child that actually made it. - Kandykane
via Poorly Dressed
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The Simpson Family, Hollywood, and spelunkers worldwide rejoice as Maxwell Drew emerges from betwixt Jessica Simpson's breasts, well after the 5 day rescue mission produced no results.
at last, nick cannon could see the light at the end of the tunnel. freedom!
Baby Brahim is doing all he can to prevent Madonna from flashing her nipple again.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
BIC: mom. Mom. MOM! I don't care if they see me, put me down, it's been 20 years!
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Excuse me, pardon me, coming through, wait where the hell am I???
Welcome to the world Little Kanye.
You want bigger tits? Find a guy with smaller hands!
It's official after 800 years Yoda has been found dead within Sally Struthers comfort spot. The police do not suspect foul play.
Wow, what a great audience.
I went to the Renaissance Faire and all I got was this dwarf.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"Can you hear me now?"
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Kathie Lee swallowed alive by Aretha's magnificent bosoms. Don't mess with the Queen of Soul.
Police....lemme see your hands!
Elizabeth Taylor's soul photobombs "Liz & Dick."
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Lemmiwinks crawled through the Colon of Despair, past the Duodenum of Doom, and finally through the Mammaries of Mayhem to safety.
Obama will do anything to get Anne Romney's vote by going where no man has ever gone before.
Wow, what a great audience.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Another motorboating accident for Verne Troyer.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Jessica proves she's too stupid to even birth her crotchfruit right.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Last time Sally Struthers will hug one of the starving Africans.
In general, its not a good idea to allow anyone with leprosy to get to second base.....
Aretha takes Kathy Lee and Hoda to task by giving both of them a full beat down with the CHI CHIs
Where Madonna keeps Baby Brahim while she is on tour.
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
Tattoo lives!
my precious ring is down here somewhere!