Wednesday, July 18th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 17th!
Another motorboating accident for Verne Troyer. - Vern
Runners-up:
Lemmiwinks crawled through the Colon of Despair, past the Duodenum of Doom, and finally through the Mammaries of Mayhem to safety. - ditquoi
Jessica will soon realize you have to breastfeed the baby, not feed your breast with the baby. - ohhellnawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:07pm.
Victoria's Secret is really stepping up their game. When you go into their stores, not only can you buy a bra but you can also get (for free) the child that actually made it. - Kandykane
via Poorly Dressed
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Nick Cannon makes one final attempt to get out of his marriage with Mariah.
Sally Struthers is finally gone to far.
~*~A Pirates Life For Me
Nancy grace wasted everyone's time looking for little Antoine Jenkins. He was right under her nose.
The cops haven't caught the bra snatcher yet, but they think it's an inside job.
It takes two to make a thing go right!
I knew Gary Coleman wasn't dead! He's just been in hiding.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
And before the end of the world on 12/21/2012, Danny Devito parted the giant chesticles of Kirstie Alley.
Finally! Some still shots from Jessica Simpson's delivery.
Now we all know what Aldous Snow's song "An African " was all about.
Talk about a long time! When he first got stuck in there, the lady only had one chin.
Tommy Girl note to self: When hunting the elusive beard, remember to wear lifts.
Looks like Gary Coleman has finally figured out what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
Well, we don't call her "Carlsbad Carla" for nothin.
Mimi's Kuato keeps trying to get out but she keeps stuffing him back in.
Follow Mr. Tumnus into a magical world filled with lies, adultery and betrayal in a scorned boyfriend's new book "The Chronicles Of Nadia: The Lyin' Bitch and her Wardrobe."
Soylent Green Implants are people.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:24pm.
@WTF
LMAO! Excellent point!
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:D *crickets chirping* where is he, now anyhow ? usually he'd be all over this thread.
After his Dancing With The Stars stint, poor Jaleel White had to resort to starring in his own porn, "Mammary Matters"
Pimp Mama Kris is hopeful the next "leaked" tape will get her a star on the walk of fame.
In the early days of their courtship, Katie would pretend to be Pakistan while Tom would pretend to be Osama Bin Laden.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
However much your job sucks, think of it this way: Somewhere, someone is making 3 times more than you being a human push up bra.
@WTF
LMAO! Excellent point!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
The first of many to escape - who knows how many child slaves are in Kim Kardashian's ass?
"Hey, Lady - I can separate them, but I'll be damned if I can lift 'em!"
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Tommy Girl note to self: When hunting the elusive beard, remember to wear lifts.
Madonna ups her shock game by exposing her breasts and having David Banda jump out.
Coco did everything in her power to sneak Ice-T past the paparazzi...
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:10pm.
The real question here is whether Jack would hit it.
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you think those aren't Jacko's hands already ? ;)
St. Angie smuggles another orphan into the U.S. disguised as her bra.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Now that's what Willis is talkin' bout
Cow #1: Hey, did you hear Selma Hayek's taking a part time job at the farm?
Cow #2: I'm out!
Finally details on Gary Coleman's death are being released
These "Where's Dave Chappelle?" books aren't exactly flying off the shelves.
The real question here is whether Jack would hit it.
:D
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Christina Hendricks' husband leaving for work in the morning.
Next on E! Where Emmanuel Lewis has been hiding out these days.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Tom Cruise is dating again.
Finally, Gary Coleman gets layed to rest.
I'm wondering why you stood me up and let me down-Kylie Minogue
End of the world, Schmend of the world. Christina Hendricks' Chi Chi Bunkers will keep me safe. Take that, Mayans!
Jessica having yet another Big Rack Attack.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Suri hides in the one place she knows her dad won't look.
...and they never saw Kathy Lee again.
TITSCAPADE (OR TITSCAPING)...
Jennifer Aniston realized that the only way she was ever going to outdo Angie was if she birthed a foreign orphan out of her breasts.
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Vern Troyer's sex tape
Prepare the world! Menudo is making a come back without that bastard Ricky Martin
Wow, what a great audience.
Jessica will soon realize you have to breastfeed the baby, not feed your breast with the baby.
Proof that too much love can kill someone...
To mix things up, the Duggars' next baby finds a new escape route
Now that Mayim Bialik son is 10 years old he is finally able to feed on a different part of her body.
Wow, what a great audience.