The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 17th!

Another motorboating accident for Verne Troyer. - Vern

Runners-up:

Lemmiwinks crawled through the Colon of Despair, past the Duodenum of Doom, and finally through the Mammaries of Mayhem to safety. - ditquoi

Jessica will soon realize you have to breastfeed the baby, not feed your breast with the baby. - ohhellnawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:07pm.
Victoria's Secret is really stepping up their game. When you go into their stores, not only can you buy a bra but you can also get (for free) the child that actually made it. - Kandykane

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Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 9:40pm.

Congrats to VERN!!!

Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 8:01pm.

hehe funny stuff hoes!

Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:24pm.

HA HA HA I'm glad I hit "post comment" then I almost didn't :D

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 1:07pm.

VERNOID! Well done snotmuncher! :) Conger eels to y'all!!!

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Submitted by ohhellnawwwwwww... on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:52am.

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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 10:51am.

Gosh SweeeeeeeeetASS! Now I know why it didn't feel so empty in there!!!!! XOXOXOXO

Thanks everyone! XOXO

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Corn Grats, Winners! Lurve...

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 9:59am.

Vern♥♥!!!! Hahaha holy crap woman were you in my head or was I in yours? I hope for your sake it was the latter. Congrats to you, ditquoi, ohhellnawww and Kandykane! Well done, hookers.

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 9:52am.

Congrats, winnahs! Yay, Vern! WTG, ditquoi, ohhellnawww, and KandyKane!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 9:17am.

Holy Shit! Thanks MK!

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*chanting as always*

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Kelsey and Kayte's dead twin finally emerges.

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Kirstie sneaks Tom into Katies building to see Suri... No special powers needed...

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...the end

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Adele's first attempt at breast feeding did not go well.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 6:43am.

SweeeeeeeeeeeetASS you hor!!!!!! Slutty minds think alike.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Unable to settle the biological vs. adoptive debate for their 7th child, Brangelina reaches a creative compromise.

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kim kardashian's gaping and eye-wateringly pungent brown hole has the same vacuum-like effect as a black hole. kanye paid the ultimate price when he decided to go in for a salad toss, but miraculously managed to climb back out!

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Someone please tell that jabberwocky Jessica Simpson that this is not the proper way to breast feed her baby.

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Unable to settle the adoption vs. biological debate for the 7th child, Brangelina came to an unusual compromise.'

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Someone please tell that jabberwocky Jessica Simpson that this is not the proper way to breast feed her baby.

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Aretha Franklin will be a judge on American Idol next season. Finalists are cautioned to stand well back on the stage.
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Headline: "Verne Troyer Dies in Tragic Motor Boat Accident"

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looks like Tyler Perry is trying to get out of his Madea robot before it makes another movie. ~kjl

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The latest Shrek sequel features a breastfeeding gag or two.

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Matthew McConaughey lends his t-rex hands for Benjamin Buttons II - the College Years poster.

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nom nom nom nom.... gulp!

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Oh damn, her tits swallowed the baby :(

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Eve's tattoo is alive!

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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
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Here is the church and here is the steeple open the doors and ... holy hell in a crapper- oh, someone help them! - ohmygod! They're barely holding on! They're being swallowed up!! Oh the humanity!

-When knockers attack, no one is safe.

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Rule 69 on page 420 of the TSA handbook ~ Angelina's Law ~ needs no explanation.

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Meet The Baby! Christina Hendricks on her new adopted baby from Malawi and much more in this month's issue of People.

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Chesticas personal trainer found the problem to her lack of weight loss...she's just too damn fat!

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