Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 17, 2012 / Posted by:

Despite reports that they are fine, this famous couple is splitting up.

It’s the husband who wants out, and he has made the first move by hiring a very interesting group of attorneys. The wife, who wants to stay in the marriage so that she can save face, has engaged an entire team of her own to stop the divorce.

Her most powerful weapon is a set of taped conversations of him discussing some very private issues, including gay encounters he had in the past. While she has always known that he is gay, she considers these tapes fair game in getting him to “reconsider” the divorce.

The husband’s biggest concerns, however, do not have to do with rumors about his sexuality or his legal issues or the millions that this divorce will cost him. He is most concerned about saving his child/ren from the influence of his wife. To that end, he will be asking for full custody.

Don’t expect a long, drawn-out divorce here. Similar to another recent celebrity split, everything will be settled quietly behind the scenes. These two will never have to face each other in court. (Blind Gossip)

The easy guess is John Travolta and Kelly Preston, because there’s been rumors that she’s the Tommy Girl to his Stepford Katie. She’s supposedly the one that loves to get e-metered day and night and he wants to stick his head out of Scientology’s ass, because he’s sick of getting sent to the audit room every time he comes home smelling like dirty dick and shame.

But the part about the secret audio tapes is hilarious. Like John declaring that he screams for peen on an audio tape is really shocking. Kelly could leak a video of John getting tag teamed by a trio of tops wearing L. Ron Hubbard masks while dressed up in his Edna Turnblad drag, and we’d all just say, “Meh. And his wig game is still busted.”

Besides, Kelly Preston is one of those seasoned and stubborn beards. Bitch isn’t going that easy. John’s going to need a machete, a Flowbee, a weed whacker, an entire shaving cream factory, all of BIC’s stock and a dozen tubs of NADs to get that beard off completely.

He was the one we trusted who can’t actually be trusted. He used to be my answer to the question – is there anyone in Hollywood who DOESN’T cheat? Yes, I’d say, and excitedly too! Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful!

Well, no. He isn’t. He hits on the young funny pretty ones at parties. Very typical behaviour – he loosens up with a few drinks and he turns into a pig; two of his more famous targets, both under 30, turned him down. He did however spend a few nights with a frequent co-star, over 30. They’ve worked together on major and minor projects.

As for his long suffering partner? The woman we thought was the love of his life? Well, sometimes when he gets drunk and smears himself all over other ladies, she’s actually right there. She turns away. She pretends she doesn’t see. Which… kind of explains why she looks the way she does. That said, it is a partnership. It’s not like she’s getting nothing out of it. He has used his influence to help her, certainly. Perhaps she’s decided it’s worth it.

An actor cheating on his partner is nothing new and doesn’t make for the most intriguing blind, sure. But like I said earlier, he was the one who was supposed to not be like the others. He’s the one who’s enjoyed almost unanimous popularity. And he turned out to be the cliché. I was surprised about this one. And very, very disappointed.

It’s not Hugh Jackman, Tom Hanks or Antonio Banderas. (Lainey Gossip via Blind Gossip)

The popular guess at Blind Gossip is Jon Hamm and that fits completely. Now, I’m not a Hamm apologist (Hammpologist?) or anything, but I’m sure he’s just doing research. Research! That’s it.

How awkward is it to have guests over to your home, knowing you paid to have sex with the wife of one of the people you invited over. Well, this A+ list actor found out first hand this weekend. Of course since he is paying his current girlfriend too, it probably wasn’t as awkward as it could have been. (CDAN)

George Clooney and Channing Tatum’s wife Jenna Dewan? Exhibit: A.

Which hated Real Housewife has been cheating on her husband of more than 10 years with multiple guys? A source tells Star, “She and her husband cheat on each other. He can’t leave her, and she wants to stay married for the security for her large family.” (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Adrienne Maloof? Or Teresa “Gorilla Forehead” Giudice?

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