Tuesday, July 17th 2012

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Despite reports that they are fine, this famous couple is splitting up.

It’s the husband who wants out, and he has made the first move by hiring a very interesting group of attorneys. The wife, who wants to stay in the marriage so that she can save face, has engaged an entire team of her own to stop the divorce.

Her most powerful weapon is a set of taped conversations of him discussing some very private issues, including gay encounters he had in the past. While she has always known that he is gay, she considers these tapes fair game in getting him to “reconsider” the divorce.

The husband’s biggest concerns, however, do not have to do with rumors about his sexuality or his legal issues or the millions that this divorce will cost him. He is most concerned about saving his child/ren from the influence of his wife. To that end, he will be asking for full custody.

Don’t expect a long, drawn-out divorce here. Similar to another recent celebrity split, everything will be settled quietly behind the scenes. These two will never have to face each other in court. (Blind Gossip)

The easy guess is John Travolta and Kelly Preston, because there's been rumors that she's the Tommy Girl to his Stepford Katie. She's supposedly the one that loves to get e-metered day and night and he wants to stick his head out of Scientology's ass, because he's sick of getting sent to the audit room every time he comes home smelling like dirty dick and shame.

But the part about the secret audio tapes is hilarious. Like John declaring that he screams for peen on an audio tape is really shocking. Kelly could leak a video of John getting tag teamed by a trio of tops wearing L. Ron Hubbard masks while dressed up in his Edna Turnblad drag, and we'd all just say, "Meh. And his wig game is still busted."

Besides, Kelly Preston is one of those seasoned and stubborn beards. Bitch isn't going that easy. John's going to need a machete, a Flowbee, a weed whacker, an entire shaving cream factory, all of BIC's stock and a dozen tubs of NADs to get that beard off completely.

He was the one we trusted who can’t actually be trusted. He used to be my answer to the question – is there anyone in Hollywood who DOESN’T cheat? Yes, I’d say, and excitedly too! Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful!

Well, no. He isn’t. He hits on the young funny pretty ones at parties. Very typical behaviour – he loosens up with a few drinks and he turns into a pig; two of his more famous targets, both under 30, turned him down. He did however spend a few nights with a frequent co-star, over 30. They’ve worked together on major and minor projects.

As for his long suffering partner? The woman we thought was the love of his life? Well, sometimes when he gets drunk and smears himself all over other ladies, she’s actually right there. She turns away. She pretends she doesn’t see. Which… kind of explains why she looks the way she does. That said, it is a partnership. It’s not like she’s getting nothing out of it. He has used his influence to help her, certainly. Perhaps she’s decided it’s worth it.

An actor cheating on his partner is nothing new and doesn’t make for the most intriguing blind, sure. But like I said earlier, he was the one who was supposed to not be like the others. He’s the one who’s enjoyed almost unanimous popularity. And he turned out to be the cliché. I was surprised about this one. And very, very disappointed.

It's not Hugh Jackman, Tom Hanks or Antonio Banderas. (Lainey Gossip via Blind Gossip)

The popular guess at Blind Gossip is Jon Hamm and that fits completely. Now, I'm not a Hamm apologist (Hammpologist?) or anything, but I'm sure he's just doing research. Research! That's it.

How awkward is it to have guests over to your home, knowing you paid to have sex with the wife of one of the people you invited over. Well, this A+ list actor found out first hand this weekend. Of course since he is paying his current girlfriend too, it probably wasn't as awkward as it could have been. (CDAN)

George Clooney and Channing Tatum's wife Jenna Dewan? Exhibit: A.

Which hated Real Housewife has been cheating on her husband of more than 10 years with multiple guys? A source tells Star, “She and her husband cheat on each other. He can’t leave her, and she wants to stay married for the security for her large family.” (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Adrienne Maloof? Or Teresa "Gorilla Forehead" Giudice?

Posted by: Michael K


I thought #2 Was Steve Carell when I first read it

I recently came across a blind item that seems to point directly to George Clooney and his relationship with old friends Rande Gerber & Cindy Crawford. Apparently, it is CINDY that handpicks George's beards for her own pleasure. And of course, it is also said that George and Rande have been lovers for years. It might seem far-fetched at first but when you think about it, it kinda makes sense. I personally find it quite random that George is friends with Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan of all people. But who knows. Stranger things have happened in Hollywood.

I think John T should just come out of the closet & live his life. It must be horrible knowing his wife has this secret over him and she is controlling his life.

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I had sadly thought of Ed Harris for number 2. He's been married to Amy Madigan for ages and he did "Pollock", who died in the car crash when around with his mistress. "Art does not imitate life!" made me think about that. But you're all probably right guessing Jon Hamm.

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I think it's sick that someone or something could have such a hold over someone else. If #1 is true, John needs to get the hell away from her and that cult. Who cares what they have on him. People will go ooh and ahh for a few weeks, and then everything will die down. It's not worth living your life as someone else's puppet.

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Travolta has been photographed kissing a man on the lips before boarding a plane. Most straight men don't do that.

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*finishes googling*

http://www.hollywire.com/2012/07/celebrity-scientologist-outspoken-vs-so...

So, John joined in 1975, and Kelly?...who knows. But if true she was intro'd by her acting teacher (sounds fiiiiiishy) she coulda been really young.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/07/16/kelly-preston-and-john-...

Did not know she was 2 months pregnant when they married super-secret-and-off-continent-like by a scieno.

She is far more vocal about the cult saving her during/after Jett's death. John, not so much.

I'd say Miz Preston is the Clear One in this cult family.

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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan

Despite all the fuckery and foolery John travolta is a sweetheart of a man !
He would have tons of support from all points ! She's a fucked up shrew !
Yes I believe she is the cult leader in the marriage and I use the word loosely as loose as JTs scienohole. After the way Jetts death and his dismissal of his autism or illnesses which ever they may have been ( not Kawasaki disease FFS) stop lyin !
I think John wants out be freee man time to say Fuckoff to the co$ bs. Like Carrie Fisher said " John we all know and we dont care." Support will come in like a flood of epic empathy for this lovable persecuted man. Just sayin. I'm team John & kids.

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I seem to recall that the scientologists got their hooks into him after the death of Diana Hyland. That's why I've always thought he was bi. Mimi Rogers and Kelly Preston were both Scientologists at the time of their marriages to TC and JT. There were always rumors both were arranged marriages. There have also been rumors for years that she was far more into Scientology than he was. I wonder if one of the other children is showing signs of some kind issue the Scis refuse to deal with.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 7:19pm.

"Angus, I'd turn down Jon Hamm, too. I do not like him one bit."

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Same, Hekki. He gives me a creepy vibe. He's not sexy to me at all.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 5:37pm.

I coulda swore I read about John Travolta joining Scientology after his Saturday Night Fever days. If so, I have a hard time believing Kelly is the cult boss in that relationship.
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It was between boy in the bubble and SNF that he lost his mom and gf to cancer, and turned to the co$ then (1997). He married kelly 1991, so yeah, before her.
BUT I do feel he has been wanting out since Jetts death, and she's not having it.

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Angus, I'd turn down Jon Hamm, too. I do not like him
one bit.

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Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 4:03pm.

thanks for the explanation -- could not understand why everyone so sure #2 is Hamm. the K Wiig clue connection makes sense for sure.

going with the obvious for #1 over Will and Jada because of the husband wanting to get the kids out of wife's influence. Will doesn't seem to give a shit about Willow's shenanigans

IF Clooney ever had to pay for ass rather than silence, he can do much much better than Jenna Dewan. not him. this sounds to me like somebody who threw a political or charity fundraiser at their home and was somewhat stuck with the guest list. no clue, tho

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Submitted by chippychazoo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:38pm.
If no 1 is true I just wish Travolta would get it over with. Are the tapes scientology auditing ones? If he leaves a scientology nut and ditches the boot polish rug I think people would be on his side, regardless of his sexulality.
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Yep. Now that Katie has escaped, makes you wonder if enough of the chain has been cut to allow other celebs to finally leave Scientology.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 5:37pm.

I coulda swore I read about John Travolta joining Scientology after his Saturday Night Fever days. If so, I have a hard time believing Kelly is the cult boss in that relationship.

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Is that right? I thought Kelly was heavy into it
pior to Travolta, or at least concurrently. *starts googling*

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Submitted by Angus E. Parvo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:53pm.
And for that Jon Hamm guess, I can maybe seeing one 20-something turn him down, but two?
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And for that Jon Hamm guess, I can maybe see one 20-something turn him down, if she's married and/or a really devout lesbian, but two chicas are going to tell Don Draper no thanks?

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John Travolta being gay in the 70's would've been hot as hell but these days? He's flabby, he clearly dyes his crop of synthetic hairs, he's soft spoken & innoffensive (dull), a Scientology, and (if the rumors are true)...a total bath house dick cushion. And a bottom to boot! I mean, no man in that condition should be a bottom. Can you imagine that thick-necked top daddy type bending over? Furthermore, can you picture anyone other than Christopher Walken after hairspray?

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Submitted by Angus E. Parvo on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 6:33pm.

...but eventually you will be divorced.

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...or dead.

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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan

If one party wants out, there's no stopping a divorce. You can raise an army of attorneys and do battle for months over money and chirruns, but eventually you will be divorced.

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seasoned beards...bwahhhahahahah...thatwas hilarious! No amount of NADS is going to drive her away...I Wild EArs Will and Jada by Pussylover...as far as the others Clooney is gagagross to to me, all his paid girls can keep him, he is so unappealing...money or not he does zip for me, so shocked to find out a purported non cheater is cheating...this is Hollyweird...come on.

@Naughychimp;Could someone please find the low-down scoop on Jenna Dewan?! She was a lowly back up dancer who ended up dating Timbersnake, Shane West & marrying Tatum.
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There is not much beside that. She looks like a cheater though.

Poor Channing. I know some people here hate him but I always root for him because he so funny and nice to hang with from what i seen of him.

If this is True I doubt he even knows. Why hang out with the guy who sleep with your wife for money along time ago?

The first blind gossip has to be Jada and Will or Travolta and Kelly.

2 item must be Hamm guy.

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Oh, Don Draper, I love you anyway! And, his gf has the most ridiculous face.

Poor Channing. Although some people here dislike the dude. I like him. He sweet heart with nice personality.

Hopefully if it is true He doesnt know about. I doubt he does. Who would visits the guy who paid to sleep with your wife even if was before their time. It still weird.'

The first blind has to be Will and Jada or Travolta and Preston.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 5:40pm.

I totally agree. I mean is there really anyone who doesn't know he's gay...or cares? So silly to pretend geez, it's 2012 for pity's sake. Damn.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 5:37pm.

"I coulda swore I read about John Travolta joining Scientology after his Saturday Night Fever days. If so, I have a hard time believing Kelly is the cult boss in that relationship."
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Rumor has it...JT became very disillusioned about CO$ after the death of his son, and I'd bet he'd truly would just like to admit he's gay, be happy and do his thing. Kelly on the other hand, is purported to still be swimming in the koolaid and likes their life (his money) just fine.

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God I hope #1 is John T. His evil succubus wife should suffer. Cunnnnt. *spits*. If he were outed as gay, no one would be surprised and it's not like his career would suffer. You can't kill something that's already dead.

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I coulda swore I read about John Travolta joining Scientology after his Saturday Night Fever days. If so, I have a hard time believing Kelly is the cult boss in that relationship.

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Agree #2 sounds like Hamm, especially because of this bit: "Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful!"

So it has to be someone known for playing a character who's unfaithful. And the most notoriously unfaithful character in recent movies/ TV is of course Don Draper.

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I was thinking Hugh Jackman for #2 until it said, Not Hugh Jackman... I suck at these

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*1 please, please let it be JT, I think his wife is PURE EVIL.

*2 don't care as long as it isn't the Hanks, because they are my last hope.

#3 sounds like every HW get together.

#4 I know people think Teresa, but who the hell would want her??
I'm thinking it might be Caroline, because she considers herself to be the matriarch of that family, so they are all "her big family" and that would be the most surprising with her on her high moral horse.

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the most recent episode of rhonj, it was obvious that joe and teresa don't sleep in the same bed, and there's always been talk of joe's cheating. i also don't consider another housewife as unequivocally "hated" as she. though deplorable, others i would call "controversial" a hundred adjectives before "hated". caroline and albert seem very satisfied with their love life, totally. so do the other long-married housewives. i would understand adrienne as a guess, but she's a favorite of a lot. gotta be tre!

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Oh. And #2 is definitely Hamm. His girlfriend has messed up her face with too many procedures! But, who's to say that they don't have an open relationship? I dunno. When I hear about married folks cheating, I get disappointed. But, I thought that one of the main reasons some committed couples chose not to marry is because they don't buy into the whole monogamy thing. http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=jennifer+westfeldt&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=142...

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*refuses to contemplate Jon Hamm doing anything bad*

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Could someone please find the low-down scoop on Jenna Dewan?! She was a lowly back up dancer who ended up dating Timbersnake, Shane West & marrying Tatum.

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SO WEIRD. I don't know much about these blind items and I know very little about Jon Hamm outside of Mad Men but as soon as I started reading #2 his name popped in my head and I thought it was strange I thought of him off the top of my head until I looked a ways down and saw his name.

Instincts man......

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I agree, #3 is the Cloonster. He's hiding some weird kinky shit. And someone mentioned yesterday to watch for Channing Tatum to be in one of George's movies. I agree with the poster - the payment isn't money, but a role for Derpy Tatum or his wife in some deep, Oscar buzz type of movie.

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#2 is definitely Jon Hamm.

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I'm going with the Smiths.
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#1 The Travoltas or the Smiths. If John no longer is that into the CO$ I can see him wanting to get the kids away considering what happened to Jett was pretty preventable if not for their moronic beliefs about modern medicine. I guess I could also see it being the Smiths, Jada has always had crazy eyes, seems controlling and Will might not actually want his 11-year-old daughter to try and be a pop-star.

#2 Probably Jon Hamm, Kristen Wiig and Jennifer W. John and Kristen have worked together on SNL, Bridesmaids, Friends with Kids.

#3 It sure sounds like they want you to think it is Clooney, but it didn't said "paid to have sex with the husband" so I'm not sure. Also, Channing and his wife aren't really hard up for cash or anything.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:34pm.

Could #2 be Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn?

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That would put a fork in my faith in humanity.

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#1 - Will doesn't have any legal problems, does he? I'm going with Travolta and guessing his team of lawyers are Katie's team.

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Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:49pm.
I don't see how women can love Clooney. I find him nearly as revolting and skeevy as Travolta. He's the type of guy who looks at your ass before your face.

^^^THIS. Plus, he looks about 75.
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:34pm.

Could #2 be Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn?
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i don't think people really think about them, never mind kurt being the only one who doesn't cheat. and i think they have an open arrangment.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 3:34pm.
Could #2 be Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn?
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Since Tom Hanks isn't this blind, I think you're right!

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Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 07/17/2012 - 2:49pm.
I don't see how women can love Clooney. I find him nearly as revolting and skeevy as Travolta. He's the type of guy who looks at your ass before your face.

^^^THIS. Plus, he looks about 75.
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Douchechill!

no2 mentions 'Perhaps she’s decided it’s worth it', could that refer to someone who's done a loreal ad? otherwise I really don't know.

If no 1 is true I just wish Travolta would get it over with. Are the tapes scientology auditing ones? If he leaves a scientology nut and ditches the boot polish rug I think people would be on his side, regardless of his sexulality.

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I was hoping #1 was Will and Jada.

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Could #2 be Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn?

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1st one: will & jada.