Afternoon Crumbs
Zoe Kravitz’s left tit was obviously feeling shy and camera-ready at last night’s Dark Knight Rises premiere – Popoholic
James McAvoy’s middle hair part is very Nick Carter circa 1999 – Lainey Gossip
Since they say that kids usually end up the opposite of their parents, Marilyn Manson’s unborn child will grow up to be a tax accountant who hates Hot Topic, only wears clothes from Sears and is allergic to vampire make-up – The Superficial
Antonio Banderas should try winning Melanie Griffith back with a precious bouquet of Botox needles – Celebitchy
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s nipple covers German GQ – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
The REAL Team Alexis (as in Carrington) is not amused by Jesus Jugs’ ugly ass tank top – Hollywood Tuna
Translation: “Pay me $1 million to play at your wedding and I’ll find a way to close my ears to the stupid shit that pours out of your yap hole.” – Towleroad
I still CAN’T with No Doubt’s new song, but Gwen Stefani’s face looks almost the way it did 15 years ago. There must be an aging portrait of Gwen hanging in an attic in Anaheim somewhere – ICYDK
Somebody pour Ensure into Miley Cyrus’ Red Solo Cup – IDLYITW
Vanessa Lutz’s mom from Freeway will be in Catching Fire – Just Jared
The Photoshop Awards: A copy + pasted Duchess Kate on Marie Claire South Africa – OMG Blog
Excuse me while I remove #13’s outfit from my Ikea dresser to burn it – The Berry
PETA still hates Kim Kuntrashian. (“Get in line, PETA” – ALL OF US) – Hollywood Rag
Tiny Cottle’s birthday dress is a beautiful work of hand-tailored elegance – Crunk + Disorderly
Is “Muslim Things” the sequel to Wild Things set in the Middle East? I wish. – Videogum
Those PUPPIES are so happy they ain’t cheeseburgers. Happy Hoff Day! – Cityrag
Russell Brand’s got a new piece and this one’s a Brewster (not Punky) – I’m Not Obsessed
Elle Macpherson is still in a two piece. FYI. – Popsugar
Daren Kagasoff, whoever that is, should’ve been Catwoman, obviously – SOW