Monday, July 16th 2012
Vadge's New Video Presented By Instagram
Here's the video for Madge's new single "Turn Up The Radio (Because My Hearing Aid Ain't Working))" and it's kind of like Driving Miss Daisy if Driving Miss Daisy took place in Florence, Italy and had 100% less Morgan Freeman and 100% more Madge crotch, turning hitchhikers in suits and man nipples. The song scrapes the skin off of my ear holes, because for some reason she sounds like a chipmunk on helium doing a baby voice and the video looks like it was ran through a few Instagram filters, but Madge is looking hot here. I'm probably only saying that because she's starting to look like Taylor Swift's pussy in the face.
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go vadge, get on that dick and show us how come you can orgasm and then get faux lezzie with xtina and britbrit cuz you're sooo cool and then when your daughter lourdes brings home new boyfriends, you can fuck them too cuz you're a cool mum and then when rocko brings home his friends, you can fuck them as well cuz you're a cool senior citizen who orgasms and cums in powder form.
With a good wig, excellent make-up and less obvious signs of plastic surgery, Madge can still look hot.
I know it's lighting, makeup, plastic, surgery, etc, but her skin looks amazing.
I like her new stuff, I always appreciate how she manages to stay relevant. People have always loved her or hated her, so nothing new there. I really don't know what it is that people expect from her musically. I think people get stuck in a place and time and refuse to accept change. Her new stuff is hit or miss for most people, but I personally, enjoy it. She doesn't get as much radio airplay now as she once did, but then again, radio is not the driver it once was anyway.
And, the driver is hot.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
This is ......what is this??? I don't think anyone thinks she has to go into the old folks home, but geez, have a little dignity. If this song were anyone other then Madonna, people would be making fun of it left and right.
I was always a fan of Madonna's, but I just can't get over how terrible her new music is! She needs to stop messing around with William Orbit and the Rap sensation of the month and just freaking be herself. She should probably even run back to Jellybean Benitez or Stephen Bray with her Memaw
tail between her legs at this point. She can't do any worse...that's for sure!
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 12:56pm.
She really does love doing the open leg "look at my granny batcave cooter" pose doesn't she. LOL!!
*puts on headlamp and goes spelunking in Madonna's Granny Batcave Cooter*
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Whamo, does it smell of Werthers, mothballs and the favorite scent of meemaws Chanel No 5?
one of the few highlights of this pretty average album, but good enough
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:09pm.
You need a damn breathalyzer on that phone of yours!!! lol I'm kidding, shit I do the same thing to you.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I am too hungover to watch this shit.
Carries mom says "their all gonna laugh at you" and we are!
at rate this, ho bag is gonna be dry humping wheelchair & wearing Depends while finger fucking herself on stage.
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
*follows Whamo in to the abyss*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
She looks fab. Keep on truckin, Madonna. Being fifty doesn't mean sitting in a rocking chair knitting sweaters. She's in better shape than most 18 year olds and she gets my respect for working damn hard at it.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 12:23pm.
Someone got new bewbs.
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And is DAMN PROUD of them things too!
She really does love doing the open leg "look at my granny batcave cooter" pose doesn't she. LOL!!
*puts on headlamp and goes spelunking in Madonna's Granny Batcave Cooter*
What?...now SHE'S channeling Caca?
Just read that France is suing her for putting a swastika on some French important person's face in a video at one of her shows...she is, was and always will be a horrible person.
i love the beginning. so believable. she's totally hating all the publicity and wants nothing more than live her simple life far away from the paparazi.
Submitted by ewe on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 12:45pm.
What bra does she use, cos DAMN! I couldn't keep my eyes off them.
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Dammit... ^this made me watch. And yes, they look mahvelous!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
What bra does she use, cos DAMN! I couldn't keep my eyes off them. Until the three hitchhiking suits showed up.
"for some reason she sounds like a chipmunk on helium doing a baby voice "
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This skank whore has ALWAYS sounded like that since the beginning of time (she was there)! I've always hated her.
Not watching... bitch is exhausting...
*tackles Bradi and rummages through her COOPINZ*
ETA: as far as Vadge goes, I'd still bang that gray right out of her hair....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Driving Miss Crazy.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
"Leave Alicia alone. All Japanese people look the same and China is a very big country".
TLDW
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
o.m.gee. she is so old.
What the hell is with this woman anymore? VADGE, STOP!
Oh, and P.S. - the only thing on the "radio" anymore is auto-tuned corporate swill and Rush Limbaugh.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Dumbest video of 2012.
Granny Porn. Legal, but still stomach-turning.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Someone got new bewbs.
This song is boring as hell, her driver is hot, but I won't be sad if I never have to see or hear this again...
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...I share a birthday with MK...
i got to .15 seconds. cant stomach a old hag in hot pants spewing shit like that.
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.