The Special Friendship That Never Was: Suri And An Adorable Puppy
Over the weekend, Suri Cruise found out that the most painful heartbreak comes when your mean ass mother refuses to buy you a puppy friend that you'll give a completely original name to (examples: Fluffy, Whitey, Puppy, Cutie and MIIIIIINE) cuddle with for around two weeks, never take care of and ignore in a few months when it grows into a dog body and is no longer to adorable to child eyes. Katie Holmes took Suri to a pet store in NYC the other day and had one of the store's assistants bring out two puppies, a Frenchie and a Morkie (a half Yorkie, half Maltese). Suri wrapped her tiny heart around the Morkie (probably because it reminded her of her alien Uncle Mork) and begged Katie to buy it for her. The old Katie would've phoned home to headquarters to ask her Scientology handlers if she can bring home a puppy if she gives it a Thetan bath and threatens to expose its deepest, darkest secrets to the tabloids if it defects from the cult of Xenu. But the Katie of today actually makes decisions by herself and she chose to break Suri's heart by not buying the Morkie. I think I speak for Suri when I say: "I HATE YOU FOR THIS, KATIE!"
Katie, is of course, getting some heat for thinking about buying a puppy from a pet store instead of going to a shelter. The North Shore Animal League America used Radar to openly invite Katie and Suri to their shelter to possibly adopt a dog:
“Unfortunately most pet stores are provided their dogs from commercial breeding organizations otherwise known as puppy mills. The breeder parents are not kept in conditions that are acceptable to caring for companion animals. They don’t get the medical care they need. They are overbred and when the dog is no longer able to breed they either sell them to auctions or kill them. If you go to a shelter you’re going to find beautiful, healthy puppies, even purebreds," the spokeswoman says. "Not only that you will also be saving a life. We would love to show Katie the animals we have if she is ready to adopt.”
Katie is a dumb bitch for taking Suri to a pet store in the first place. You know what happens when you take a kid to a pet store? They cry, pout and wish death upon you when you refuse to buy them the only thing they've ever wanted in life. When I'd go to the mall with my mom, she'd purposefully stay away from the area in the mall with the pet store in it, because she really didn't want me to scream at her, "I'm going to kill myself if you don't buy me this $3,000 puppy that probably has the sicks in a major way since it came from a mill!" And that was just last week.
I don't know why Katie's shopping for a puppy anyway. Katie just got rid of a tiny creature who nipped at her ankles, licked its own ass, was barely potty trained and constantly barked at her all the time, and now she wants another one?
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Its big dog discrimination! I run into this alot.
"I'm talking scorched earth mother fucker!"
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:51pm.
I hate small dogs.
I hate them too.
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my dog is small and he's a good boy.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:59pm.
I bet that puppy's feet smelled like Frito's.
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hahahaha - all my dogs have frito feet.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Ha! I guess Katie is starting the "No Suri, you can't have anything you want!" lessons early. Cut to Tom buying Suri a mansion in Italy filled with all the puppies in the world.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:01pm.
I'll bet Katie is making arrangements to get a puppy for Suri - Small, black & white is the order of the day. Just wait and see!!!
And even though Suri is a bratty little fuck, that frown is HEARTBREAKING!
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I know, right? She looks positively DEVASTATED!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I've worked with animal rescue for years. Shelter animals are the most wonderful souls and make awesome pets. They've been to hell and back and are so grateful. Pet stores suck big time for buying puppy mill dogs. Screw them.
Submitted by TBH on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:58pm.
why bring to a pet store if you're not going to buy her a pet that's just mean lol.
Because RUN!KATIE has decided, being the great mother that she is, that her daughter isn't fucked up enough from switching religions, divorce and constant media attention - she needs to be fucked up some more before she turns 7!!!
Aaaaaaaand looky here what a surprise, another week and she's still on the hoe stroll parading her kid around with those cankles and signiture smirk on full display.
Pig.
I'll bet Katie is making arrangements to get a puppy for Suri - Small, black & white is the order of the day. Just wait and see!!!
And even though Suri is a bratty little fuck, that frown is HEARTBREAKING!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I usually don't give a shit about Suri but that picture is the cutest fucking thing ever.
Katie's really running for mother of the year. First forbidden ice cream and now a puppeh!!!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:59pm.
Awww! Am I the only one who feels sorry for this little brat? That face is priceless!
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NO! i feel sorry for her because you don't take a little kid to a puppy store and then say they can't have A PUPPEH!
Lucy - the ones in my neighborhood are all assholes. They bark when a fly farts. They lunge towards you when being walked. Cannot stand it.
the idea my fine dlister friends is to stop puppy mills altogether. there are very fine responsible breeders who sell wonderful puppehs and they make sure YOU'RE deserving of the wonderful little critters. PUPPEHS RULE!
Who wants a puppy from a shelter? Haven't you seen that Sarah Mclachlan commercial? They're mangy with their eyeballs falling out.
Awww! Am I the only one who feels sorry for this little brat? That face is priceless!
Although this situation could have been diffused altogether by not even taking her in there, Katie. Maybe she's just looking around for a pup - you know, kinda seeing what's out there.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I bet that puppy's feet smelled like Frito's.
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I'm back on Katie's side again. She looks good here, and it's good to tell Suri, "No," even thought Suri might wish her into the cornfield. Katie is brave.
Ok I'll admit it my parents bought me a dog from the pet store when I was younger for my b-day. In my parents defense they are immigrants and don't understand any of this puppy mill stuff. My dog only got sick once so I guess I got lucky. On topic I guess Suri wanted to go to the pet store with no promises of buying a pet, but she has been spoiled since birth so this doesn't surprise me.
Aww, poor Suri.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
"When I'd go to the mall with my mom, she'd purposefully stay away from the area in the mall with the pet store in it, because she really didn't want me to scream at her, "I'm going to kill myself if you don't buy me this $3,000 puppy that probably has the sicks in a major way since it came from a mill!" And that was just last week."
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LMAO! MK, this happen to me last week, for reals.
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"Beat it or I'll Jackson Five across yo' eyes" - Black Dynamite
For fucks sake not everyone wants a dog from a shelter. I'm not defending puppy mills by no means but the constant adoption agenda infuriates me. And not for nothing dont puppy mill dogs deserve to be adopted too? Do people bitch and complain when people have biological children instead of adopting? No. So lets move on here.
"I'm talking scorched earth mother fucker!"
It's stupid to take a little kid to a pet store and then tell them they can't one of the adorable cute puppehs. THAT said, shouldn't be supporting ANY pet store that sells puppehs - they're all from horrible puppy mills.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:51pm.
"It's never pretty when a pre-teen hears "No" for the first time."
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Exactly. I bet it's the first time this child has ever been told no.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
how is one to know for sure the abandond puppy at the shelter isn't from a puppy mill?
Let us hope that Suri doesnt get her mother's legs...damn! Poor Katie
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
Let us hope that Suri doesnt get her mother's legs...damn! Poor Katie
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
Good for her to learn some restraint. She's already spoiled rotten.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:51pm.
I hate small dogs.
I hate them too.
Aren't there better things this cunt could be doing for her child besides parading her around 24 hours a day for the media? What a great mother!
Suri scared me in that 6th thumbnail
oh good! I can hate her again!
well, she really should have taken Suri to the shelter...those puppy mills grind out adorable, diseased and terminally ill puppys. Watch the docu Madonna of the Mills, it is heartbreaking...puppy mills are hell on earth for all dogs, and the pet stores should be completely boycotted for selling puppy mill puppies, in fact there is a woman wanted in southern california for selling puppymill puppies that end up either dying or be terminally ill, costing unsuspecting people $10000's...go to shelters people...save an angel from death row....puppy mills are the ponzi schemes of animals...
LOL too funny MK
CRUEL!
Suri's face - that is the same look I get when I leave the kitteh adoption area of PetSmart.
We went to the mall yesterday and wandered into the ASPCA's adoption center. My heart was all melty over this Toto looking puppeh, until I went over to it and it's kennel pals and they started barking like psycho's and Toto bit me.
Re-confirmed I hate small dogs.
They had no kitteh's.
MK is right, why bring the kid to a pet store at all, unless Katie is tryna teach Suri what the word "No" means, in which case this is long overdue.
It's never pretty when a pre-teen hears "No" for the first time.
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El pasado es el pasado, pero es siempre presente.