The Special Friendship That Never Was: Suri And An Adorable Puppy
Over the weekend, Suri Cruise found out that the most painful heartbreak comes when your mean ass mother refuses to buy you a puppy friend that you'll give a completely original name to (examples: Fluffy, Whitey, Puppy, Cutie and MIIIIIINE) cuddle with for around two weeks, never take care of and ignore in a few months when it grows into a dog body and is no longer to adorable to child eyes. Katie Holmes took Suri to a pet store in NYC the other day and had one of the store's assistants bring out two puppies, a Frenchie and a Morkie (a half Yorkie, half Maltese). Suri wrapped her tiny heart around the Morkie (probably because it reminded her of her alien Uncle Mork) and begged Katie to buy it for her. The old Katie would've phoned home to headquarters to ask her Scientology handlers if she can bring home a puppy if she gives it a Thetan bath and threatens to expose its deepest, darkest secrets to the tabloids if it defects from the cult of Xenu. But the Katie of today actually makes decisions by herself and she chose to break Suri's heart by not buying the Morkie. I think I speak for Suri when I say: "I HATE YOU FOR THIS, KATIE!"
Katie, is of course, getting some heat for thinking about buying a puppy from a pet store instead of going to a shelter. The North Shore Animal League America used Radar to openly invite Katie and Suri to their shelter to possibly adopt a dog:
“Unfortunately most pet stores are provided their dogs from commercial breeding organizations otherwise known as puppy mills. The breeder parents are not kept in conditions that are acceptable to caring for companion animals. They don’t get the medical care they need. They are overbred and when the dog is no longer able to breed they either sell them to auctions or kill them. If you go to a shelter you’re going to find beautiful, healthy puppies, even purebreds," the spokeswoman says. "Not only that you will also be saving a life. We would love to show Katie the animals we have if she is ready to adopt.”
Katie is a dumb bitch for taking Suri to a pet store in the first place. You know what happens when you take a kid to a pet store? They cry, pout and wish death upon you when you refuse to buy them the only thing they've ever wanted in life. When I'd go to the mall with my mom, she'd purposefully stay away from the area in the mall with the pet store in it, because she really didn't want me to scream at her, "I'm going to kill myself if you don't buy me this $3,000 puppy that probably has the sicks in a major way since it came from a mill!" And that was just last week.
I don't know why Katie's shopping for a puppy anyway. Katie just got rid of a tiny creature who nipped at her ankles, licked its own ass, was barely potty trained and constantly barked at her all the time, and now she wants another one?
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I have a kitty from the pound now and love him. We're just not around enough to give a dog the attention it needs. I am suspect of anyone who doesn't at least tolerate animals (like my mother-in-law - lol)!
All she does is take that kid shopping. Do they go to the zoo? Beach? Park? Kid is so screwed already.
The pet store @ the mall reeks. You can smell it half way thru JC Penny's.
Boo Boo just shot me down when I brought up getting a dog. Psh. We have had very little luck with our local Humane Society and have considered bypassing the heartache of picking a dog only to be denied by just buying one.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
katie's face looks weird in these pics.
I have a kitteh and a doggeh. Love them both. Though I am convinced the asshole cat is plotting my death.
She is one creepy kid.
Suri has the same face as my nephews when he cries. LOL
Katie was dumb to bring her there anyway. I NEVER have entered a pet store with my kids. No way. No how. They would want a puppy right away. So we avoid it like the plague.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:31pm.
I'm a cat person too. Watched a friend's child get bitten on the face for touching a dog's back when it had a bone in it's mouth. She was 5 and need a plastic surgeon to stitch her face, but the scar is still visible and prominent on her beautiful face even after 15 years.
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It's not the dog's fault, it's your stupid friends fault. 1. for giving the dog a bone. 2. for giving the dog a bone near a 5 year old child. 3. for not watching said dog and child (i always watch my dog around small kids) and 4. for making sure to teach children NOT to touch a dog when it's eating. some dogs freak out at that. i'm sorry the little girl was hurt but don't blame the dog.
Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:28pm.
that kid creeps the shit outta me.
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LOL, BURN IT,. IT'S A WITCH!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g
I have 3 dogs. My babies, picturee above and Daisy, our dog/coyote mix from the dog pound. She is the sweetest and smartest dog! She's picking up the dauhshunds habits though. Those "FU" cat habits. I love them. Pure or Mix. They're better than most people.
Farrah got Sophia a Fenchie on Teen Mom & all Sophia asked for was a fish. & that is one adorable little doggeh.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:08pm.
Thumb nail # 6
Suri is give pure demonic, Children of the Corn face.
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*snort!* That's what I call my kids!
Screw the puppy, check out the ass on guy in the orange shorts holding the puppy! mmm mmm mmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm Bend over, bitch!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:31pm.
So fuck dogs.
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i am highly suspect of persons who do not love dogs. highly suspect.
I had a couple dogs when I was a kid but my best dog was my Border Collie I had when I was a quite small 10 or so. I don't know if Tippy was a pure bred or not nor did I care but was was the smartest kick ass doggie a kid could have. To this day everytime I see a border collie I think of Tip.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:31pm.
I'm a cat person too. Watched a friend's child get bitten on the face for touching a dog's back when it had a bone in it's mouth. She was 5 and need a plastic surgeon to stitch her face, but the scar is still visible and prominent on her beautiful face even after 15 years.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
"NO", learn it now.
@ UBF - I'm the exact opposite - love dogs, just can't with cats. But part of it is I'm severely allergic to cats.
I don't get it. Did they follow up to a trip to the candy store, ice cream store and giant cookie store, where she wasn't allowed to get anything either? *side eyes Katie*
My kids recently talked me into adopting a kitten. My dumb ass let them go to their friend's house to see it, then looked at it too. Derrr. Between the kitten eyes and the kid eyes it was like kryptonite.
We were at the shelter on Saturday (thinking about getting another kitty) and all the dogs they had there were assholes. I just can't with dogs, give me a cat and I can die happy. The only dog we ever owned was a shelterdog who ran us a good 2 grand in vet bills in the first two month we had her and then she got aggressive with our kids. So fuck dogs.
She's such a brat that pic just makes me laugh.
I hate stores that sell pets. Poor sick puppies, and the breeding dogs who have to give birth every few months.....
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
Well, if Katie weren't parading around then a grumpy bitch like me would have nothing to complain about. And I'm sick of small yappy dogs, my dog was a Doberman, still miss good old Louie :(
that kid creeps the shit outta me.
shes got 666 tat somewhere on her skull.
dunk her in holy water.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:10pm.
She's scheming. "If I was with Daddy HE'D let me have as many puppies as I want." Katie better watch her back with Suri as well!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:12pm.
Skinny fat - the dogs yesterday were SHITzu, mini poodle, JRT, some sort of JRT mix and another small fluffy squish faced thing. And then the pocket, purse sized taco bell dogs.
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you must have been at some ritzy titzy mall where they let rich people do whatever they want LOL
There are purebred rescue groups, too. There are a lot here in Texas
http://pawsitivelytexas.com/resources-for-pet-owners/texas-rescue-groups...
http://www.lsbr.org/
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Suri is finally learning the word "no", good for Katie. It may be as simple as Suri's still jazzed about the furry ones from her well documented zoo trip so mom thought she'd stop in a pet store as long as Suri understood the critters weren't coming home. Also, Katie lives in NYC so she probably has to sign 500 pages of paperwork and offer a kidney to her co-op board before she can bring a pet into their apartment.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
I'm not going to demonize anyone who has their heart set on a purebred. Especially a child. However, North Shore has incredible dogs and pups. I know this bc I adopted a puppy in February. She is a hound mix from a kill shelter in the South. She has grown into an absolutely stunning young dog with the disposition of a lamb. She is a good jumble of breeds but I'm pretty sure I can spot hound, shepherd, collie, and beagle.
People are constantly marveling at her and asking what she cost, and where to get one like her.
I named her Scout and she's priceless.
Give the North Shore a chance!
@ Webberbear
My first doggie was an Irish Setter too. Beautiful creature but a bit of a dolt. We always got pound puppies who were on death row.
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"Beat it or I'll Jackson Five across yo' eyes" - Black Dynamite
Thumbnail #6 damn Suri looks more evil than Samara.
As a kid, our first dog was a rescued Irish Setter who died at the age of 4 from Gastric Torsion. My older half-sibs then went in on a Lab for us from a breeder. Best Dog Ever! But his life was shortened as well due to the hazards if having a purebred (in his case it was hip dysplasia). Pet stores are evil, but you're not guaranteed a good experience from a breeder either, especially dogs that are bred for a certain "look" rather than temperament. You can feel good about rescuing from a shelter, but I guess the bottom line is you never know what you're going to get. Just like having a child of your own (both of mine have special needs) or adopting.
Aww, that picture's too cute. I think that little spawn of Satan is a little cutie, I just can't hate on a little girl like that. If she was my kid she'd probably have 5 puppies by the time I left the store.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:08pm.
"Thumb nail # 6
Suri is give pure demonic, Children of the Corn face."
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:10pm.
"HOLY SHIT! Suri looks purely demonic in thumb #6!"
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I though I was the only one seeing that...I wonder how much auditing they really did on her before Katie caught on. Creepy, children's eyes don't look like that.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Cute puppies, especially Frenchie, love the fat pink belly!
My tiny 5 lbs doggeh is trembling and whimpering on my lap right now because there's thunder booming outside and she's terrified!
Skinny fat - the dogs yesterday were SHITzu, mini poodle, JRT, some sort of JRT mix and another small fluffy squish faced thing. And then the pocket, purse sized taco bell dogs.
My little pug is a good boy also - he nice to everyone he meets and he loves to play with big dogs.
Katie should get her a pug. They are so funny.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
A FRENCHIE. i'm nineteen and i would still cry my eyes out if i saw a frenchie puppy and couldn't have it. those dogs are the best.
Katie is dead wrong: you don't torture your kid like that. She just lost her father ffs, then you dangle a puppeh in front of her and tell her no?
I LOVE THIS POST. Katie looks happy, Suri is wearing age appropriate shoes, Katie is not carrying that little monster (along with a blanket and 12 stuffed toys), and she told her "no."
The only thing I despise that she is at a pet store. Go to a shelter, dammit.
HOLY SHIT! Suri looks purely demonic in thumb #6!
I'm sorry but those two have the most unfortunate legs and knees! Kate, pls put some leggings on that dear child or wear pants!
Submitted by super8atefilm on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:59pm.
I bet that puppy's feet smelled like Frito's.
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hahahaha - all my dogs have frito feet.
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doggie feets smell like earth.
I'm not going to demonize any
Why did she have them take the dog out and let her hold it??? Seems kind of cruel if you aren't going to get a puppy at all. Just let her look and leave it at that.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:07pm.
At Target they will run after you and kick you out if you have a dog. I know this from experience as I was kicked out with my cute little dog but he's not a pocket dog he's bigger than that.
skinny fat - good to hear! I have yet to meet a small dog that is nice to me.
Thumb nail # 6
Suri is giving pure demonic, Children of the Corn face.
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"Beat it or I'll Jackson Five across yo' eyes" - Black Dynamite
Off topic, but related because it has to do with dogs:
So, we were at the mall this weekend (as already established) and at all enterences it's stated "No dogs allowed". Clear as day. While looking for bed sheetsI see four different people pass by me with their little pocket sized dogs.
Later at the grocery store I see two people with their little dogs in the carts. Dogs are NOT allowed in grocery stores here. It's a LAW made by the health department. Then later I see two seperate couples eating at a restaurant WITH their little fucking dogs at the table.
I think next weekend I will bring my 145 lb big bitch inside every establishment I go into. How much you want to bet I am asked to leave?