The Special Friendship That Never Was: Suri And An Adorable Puppy
Over the weekend, Suri Cruise found out that the most painful heartbreak comes when your mean ass mother refuses to buy you a puppy friend that you'll give a completely original name to (examples: Fluffy, Whitey, Puppy, Cutie and MIIIIIINE) cuddle with for around two weeks, never take care of and ignore in a few months when it grows into a dog body and is no longer to adorable to child eyes. Katie Holmes took Suri to a pet store in NYC the other day and had one of the store's assistants bring out two puppies, a Frenchie and a Morkie (a half Yorkie, half Maltese). Suri wrapped her tiny heart around the Morkie (probably because it reminded her of her alien Uncle Mork) and begged Katie to buy it for her. The old Katie would've phoned home to headquarters to ask her Scientology handlers if she can bring home a puppy if she gives it a Thetan bath and threatens to expose its deepest, darkest secrets to the tabloids if it defects from the cult of Xenu. But the Katie of today actually makes decisions by herself and she chose to break Suri's heart by not buying the Morkie. I think I speak for Suri when I say: "I HATE YOU FOR THIS, KATIE!"
Katie, is of course, getting some heat for thinking about buying a puppy from a pet store instead of going to a shelter. The North Shore Animal League America used Radar to openly invite Katie and Suri to their shelter to possibly adopt a dog:
“Unfortunately most pet stores are provided their dogs from commercial breeding organizations otherwise known as puppy mills. The breeder parents are not kept in conditions that are acceptable to caring for companion animals. They don’t get the medical care they need. They are overbred and when the dog is no longer able to breed they either sell them to auctions or kill them. If you go to a shelter you’re going to find beautiful, healthy puppies, even purebreds," the spokeswoman says. "Not only that you will also be saving a life. We would love to show Katie the animals we have if she is ready to adopt.”
Katie is a dumb bitch for taking Suri to a pet store in the first place. You know what happens when you take a kid to a pet store? They cry, pout and wish death upon you when you refuse to buy them the only thing they've ever wanted in life. When I'd go to the mall with my mom, she'd purposefully stay away from the area in the mall with the pet store in it, because she really didn't want me to scream at her, "I'm going to kill myself if you don't buy me this $3,000 puppy that probably has the sicks in a major way since it came from a mill!" And that was just last week.
I don't know why Katie's shopping for a puppy anyway. Katie just got rid of a tiny creature who nipped at her ankles, licked its own ass, was barely potty trained and constantly barked at her all the time, and now she wants another one?
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Katie was PART of the "never saying no" to Suri.
I am so sick of seeing every fucking move these two make.
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All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down
I don't even like you anymore at all
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:42pm.
I have a kitteh and a doggeh. Love them both. Though I am convinced the asshole cat is plotting my death.
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I do too. When I open the door to let kitty out she sits there and evaluates the situation, like she's asking herself "Am I gonna get ambushed if I go out there? or I dunno, do I really wanna go out tonight? I haven't napped in 20 mins and I wanna break in that new fold in the blanket on the bed" or some shit like that.
She'd take 2 or 3 mins. to make up her mind before I started to just open the door for ten seconds then shut it and walk away. Whereas my puppeh will take any bit of communication from me as a sign to launch herself towards the door. "Hi puppeh." gallop gallop gallop, trip BAM! gallop gallop gallop get to the door "whimper whimper whimper."
It's fucking crazy, I'm the one who's supposed to be in charge here dammit.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 5:06pm.
Its so easy to place the blame on pet owners whenever somEthing goes south with their pets, but the truth of the matter is, except in the most extreme cases of animal crulety, dogs r just extremely unpredictable.
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WERD! My nephew has been bit in the face by two dogs. Neither time caused permanent damage, but do you think the dog owners' gave a shit? No, because they think dogs are better than humans. Those numbskulls probably still let their dogs around kids.
And I'm having to babysit my parents' cat because they are out of town. That cat purrs and drools all over me, tries to knock my computer out of my lap to stick her nose in my mouth, and gets in bed with me at night to feel me up. I call her Rapey Cat.
I don't hate animals, I'm just indifferent to them unless they are attacking me or my loved ones. I hate it when owners abuse or neglect their pets. I think that's wrong. And YES, for fuck's sake, adopt a pet and fix it! We have two kill shelters in this town with a high turnover rate because it is hard on the workers to put those poor cats and dogs to death. SHAMEFUL!
OK, rant over.
If people do not buy from pet stores, the demand for puppy mill puppies will go down.
The big bitch is HIGH MAINTENANCE! But the cat....if HE wants love, HE will come to ME, when he's ready and willing. The big bitch is needy and wants love 24/7
MK, I love you for posting this and calling attention to the puppy mill problem in a way that only DListed can!
ADOPT, don't shop.
seriously, does this kid ever smile? I'm sure this miserable monster bratchild isn't used to the word no.
Maybe it's time for Katie to chill it on the photo op tour?
you have to watch animals around little kids, because you never know.
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"Submitted by Hood Rat Stuff on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:56pm.
For fucks sake not everyone wants a dog from a shelter. I'm not defending puppy mills by no means but the constant adoption agenda infuriates me. And not for nothing dont puppy mill dogs deserve to be adopted too? Do people bitch and complain when people have biological children instead of adopting? No. So lets move on here."
Its so easy to place the blame on pet owners whenever somEthing goes south with their pets, but the truth of the matter is, except in the most extreme cases of animal crulety, dogs r just extremely unpredictable.
Case in point, i read a story where a family had gathered for thanksgiving or something and a little boy was playing with his grandparents dog who was well known to him who he played with all the time. The room was full of adults including the grand parents/owners and in a split second, the dog bit the child for no reason, severing his aorta and killing him. Dogs r unpredictable, many think that because the dog isnt aggressive around them, it wont be aggressive around others, not so much bad owners as dogs r inpredictable
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Suri in the ocean ruining her designer dress:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lRH152Q2NqM/Tf4KxwOS1sI/AAAAAAAABNM/-uxa23Q0uZ...
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That poor kid.
I'm starting to wonder about all the photos of Katie and Suri. Is she arranging all these photo shoots? How is that good for Suri? Why is she allowing it? I understand that she might want to keep a high profile so the Sciento goons won't try anything. But seeing Suri's unhappy little face and the two of them standing there like that feels wrong. She should quit it.
Whamo - he sleeps above my head in the space between the wall and my pillow. I keep waking up in the middle of the night with him ON MY FACE, choking on cat fur.
And lets not forget the deskunking bath where he slit my wrist to shit.
Submitted by WebberBear Yes, remember the photos from the beach? Suri was in the sand fully-clothed in a sweater, designer dress, and heels.
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Oh shit I remember that. How sad. She has no idea how to be child. She's going to murder Katie in her sleep one night.
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
So true. Mine has me trained very well! He even has me re-piling his wet food. (His face is super-smooshy and he ends up leveling it on the plate.)
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
In the neverending divorced parents competition, Tom will buy her 15 of these and tell her that mommy is just a mean, stingy bitch and that's why he can't see her as much anymore. BUT HERE'S SOME PUPPIEEEZ!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:47pm.
yeah i did. my bad. i sowwy.
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No worries...I've had plenty of doggies that I've adored over the years. I'm just a huge lover of the beauty of cats. :-)
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
OK "DOG" where are you today? Waiting for your comments, I know "Animal Rescue" is near & dear to your heart!
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Who votes that Tom is going to pull a Halle Berry & buy that dog for Suri?
"Let's hit the fuckin' road!" Frank Booth
DAMN! she needs a puppy. A rescue dog will be loving and sweet and that's exactly what this girl needs.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by MJF on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:50pm.
trying to undo 5 years of bending to every whim that kid ever had.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was compliant in spoiling the child.
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Didn't I read that COS bots treat children as adults and don't believe in telling them 'no'? Not sure if that's true or not, I didn't really care enough to research it myself but, it certainly makes that pic face realistic.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Katie is a stupid, heartless cunt. So this is shocking how?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:59pm.
Who wants a puppy from a shelter? Haven't you seen that Sarah Mclachlan commercial? They're mangy with their eyeballs falling out.
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LMAO!!!!!!
How do we know that Katie said no? Maybe she used the : when I win the fucking lottery " time buying excuse I always use ( they figured out it equals to NEVER.)
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:37pm.
Screw the puppy, check out the ass on guy in the orange shorts holding the puppy! mmm mmm mmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm Bend over, bitch!
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That's the only thing I cared about in this story.
Submitted by MJF on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:50pm.
trying to undo 5 years of bending to every whim that kid ever had.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was compliant in spoiling the child.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:42pm.
I have a kitteh and a doggeh.
Do you find this saying true: "Dogs have owners, cats have staff"?
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Lol. It's absolutely correct.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Don't worry, Suri. Next time you have a videoconference with Dad, he'll have about 5 dogs with him all for you!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:42pm.
I believe all cats are plotting our deaths. I think the only reason they don't follow through is we provide them with food.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:51pm.
that's a horrible story. some people shouldn't have dogs AND kids.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:42pm.
I have a kitteh and a doggeh.
Do you find this saying true: "Dogs have owners, cats have staff"?
BH has a friend who had an australian shepherd. Very energetic, loving, nice doggeh. The times we visted them (years ago) the then 3 year old was constantly beating on this poor dog and the parents did NOTHING to stop it. A couple years later we hear through another mutual friend that the dog mauled the kid after the kid repeatedly hit it over the head with a wooden spoon.
Kid survived and had to go multiple rounds with plastic surgery. Doggie was put down. :(
We have had no contact with that family in 8 years, but I blame the parents for allowing the kids to continually beat on the dog.
i'm highly suspect of people who read too much into a sentence. like read stuff THAT'S NOT EVEN THERE.
I know this whole thread is about dogs n shit, but I gotta hand it to Katie. She's got her work cut out for her trying to undo 5 years of bending to every whim that kid ever had. Good for her for teaching her how to deal with "No!". Although, I'm pretty sure there's a cute little dog in Suri's future and Katie was just testing the waters.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
What a sad little face on Suri. So if you don't ever buy a dog from a mall shop, then they will go out of business. I get that. But what happens to the dogs and cats and animals that are in mall shops now that don't get adopted? Do they get sent back? Do they grow old at the mall shop? What happens?
I swear in the seond picture it looks like Suri is willing Katie into the cornfield. She better be careful!
GG: LOL, I call my kids "children of the corn", too! Hahahahaha!
Sorry to say everybody is dead wrong here. Katie wanted the puppeh. Suri wasn't having any of it.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:45pm.
I am asshole cause I like like broccoli?
LOL'd
Submitted by guest on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:39pm.
OMG That is a dog I feel sorry for. You know it's only a matter of time before she's back at the pet store with a receipt demanding her money back.
Farrah and Chelsea (from Teen Mom 2) need to be dropped on to a deserted island in the pacific so the only people they annoy the fuck out of are each other. I'm really starting to think Farrah is demonic.
What a stupid bitch to take her there in the first place.
That said, I rescued my weiner dog. Best thing that ever happened to me. My own personal cuddle monster.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:42pm.
Though I am convinced the asshole cat is plotting my death.
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When you wake up and find the cat staring at you from about two feet away let it be know it was INDEED plotting your demise!
My cat does it all the time:D
@Sweetas
Man, it takes a special kind of person to raise a kitten. A friend of mine once asked me to kittehsit his two EIGHT WEEK OLD sticks of dynamite while he and his family went on vacation. Every fucking morning, at about 4 AM, I would wake up to two little assholes chewing on both of my big toes. And that would just be the START of the day. From that point on, I vowed to continue rescuing (and kittehsitting) only ADULT cats. ;)
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:12pm.
My little pug is a good boy also - he nice to everyone he meets and he loves to play with big dogs.
Katie should get her a pug. They are so funny.
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Totally agree! We had pugs when I was a kid and we had one a few years back when my children were very little. They are sturdy little dogs, perfect for rough and tumble kids and have a great temperament.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:40pm.
I didn't say I blamed the dog, although I can certainly tell that's what you inferred.
Have a nice day skinny fat!
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yeah i did. my bad. i sowwy.
Submitted by MardiGras - All she does is take that kid shopping. Do they go to the zoo? Beach? Park? Kid is so screwed already.
Yes, remember the photos from the beach? Suri was in the sand fully-clothed in a sweater, designer dress, and heels:
http://media3.onsugar.com/files/2011/05/22/1/192/1922398/45d9daa9a812a78...
All sorts of wrong! Why in the hell would you take a 6 year old child to a pet store with NO intention of buying him/her a pet? Did a light bulb go off in Katie's head... I think we should adopt a pet? lets hope so!
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 4:40pm.
I didn't say I blamed the dog, although I can certainly tell that's what you inferred.
Have a nice day skinny fat!
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
the more I follow the tomkat saga the more I think it just might be remotely possible TC cheated on her. Or more likely, refused her a part in one of his MI movies. He knows she can't act like Nicole..maybe he finally told her that.
Anyway, dumping him on his 50th Bday. Parading their child around in front of the paps after getting primary custody...this girl is pissed!!!
I am highly suspect of people who base their judgement of character on a person's preference in pets. What's next? I am asshole cause I like like broccoli? Grow the fuck up.
Love all cats and dogs, but have been bitten more times by cats.