Monday, July 16th 2012

Panty Creamer Of The Day: OctoMom's Stripper Pictures

Sucio bitches who saved up wads of dollars bills to rub against OctoMom's c-section scar during her stripper debut at T's Club in Florida made a sad in their pants after she canceled that shit due to the club's employees throwing shade at her during an interview with a local news station. But because the rent is always due, you can't buy collagen injections with an EBT card and 14 screaming kids are always hungry, OctoMom re-booked at a different club in Florida. Octo made her stripper debut at Playhouse Gentlemen's Club in Hallandale, FL this past Friday night and I can't believe people didn't make it rain unused Pampers on her ass instead of making it rain dollar bills.

TMZ says that the fap porn superstar dropped her ass, did the #imbirthingmoney move (see picture above) and even gave a half-assed lap dance to a lady on stage. Octo made sperm counts instantly drop when she licked a lollipop as a sexy school girl and spanked herself while stripping to RiRi's S&M. Octo spanking herself is seriously some Fifty Shades of NO shit.

TMZ has more pictures if you that's what you need today and every single picture serves as a very important warning. If you get a back alley doctor to stuff your baby making area with two handfuls of embryos, you might give birth to your own personal child army. Then in to support that child army, you'll have to awkwardly work the pole at a Florida strip club while wearing the ugliest shoes I've ever seen. I'm all for Octo getting money, bitch, but I'm not for Octo doing it while wearing some "Minnie Mouse working the discount section of the ho stroll" shoes.

Posted by: Michael K


She ruined two great stripper looks:

a) The naughty school girl
b) The mysterious masked vixen

PS. The main pic it looks like she is trying to take a dump in a dirty washroom

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Whamo's picture

I can just imagine how completely unsexy she was.
It must have been embarrassing to watch.

*shudders*

Hekki's picture

Who's watching her kids?

Also, I would like to say that she is LOVING this. She WANTS to do this. There is no reason for her to be stripping and doing porn. I don't care what anyone says. She had so many opportunities for legitimate help and she chose this.

No one should feel sorry for her. She's happier than a pig in shit.

louise_brooks's picture

So the theme for today's posts is "Second-Hand Embarrassment"?

loopygorilla's picture

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:28pm.

im just curious lol

i probably dont want to look, for the sake of my mind, or else ill never be able to get turned on ever again if that shit stays in my memory bank.

Maybe asexuals make the best sex-workers?

Hekki's picture

loopy, there is a link on another site. I haven't and I'm not gonna.

loopygorilla's picture

has anybody seeing octomom's vagina?

jack-n-the-hat's picture

*tosses a fucking quarter on stage*
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annobanano's picture

Yeah, we're gonna need you to go ahead and keep that mask on.