Panty Creamer Of The Day: OctoMom's Stripper Pictures
Sucio bitches who saved up wads of dollars bills to rub against OctoMom's c-section scar during her stripper debut at T's Club in Florida made a sad in their pants after she canceled that shit due to the club's employees throwing shade at her during an interview with a local news station. But because the rent is always due, you can't buy collagen injections with an EBT card and 14 screaming kids are always hungry, OctoMom re-booked at a different club in Florida. Octo made her stripper debut at Playhouse Gentlemen's Club in Hallandale, FL this past Friday night and I can't believe people didn't make it rain unused Pampers on her ass instead of making it rain dollar bills.
TMZ says that the fap porn superstar dropped her ass, did the #imbirthingmoney move (see picture above) and even gave a half-assed lap dance to a lady on stage. Octo made sperm counts instantly drop when she licked a lollipop as a sexy school girl and spanked herself while stripping to RiRi's S&M. Octo spanking herself is seriously some Fifty Shades of NO shit.
TMZ has more pictures if you that's what you need today and every single picture serves as a very important warning. If you get a back alley doctor to stuff your baby making area with two handfuls of embryos, you might give birth to your own personal child army. Then in to support that child army, you'll have to awkwardly work the pole at a Florida strip club while wearing the ugliest shoes I've ever seen. I'm all for Octo getting money, bitch, but I'm not for Octo doing it while wearing some "Minnie Mouse working the discount section of the ho stroll" shoes.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:27pm
I think she tries to stay famous because it's the only line of work that will cut her a fat check. I can't imagine how much it cost to support 14 kids under the age of 6.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:27pm.
I absolutely fucking HATE this woman.
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You cannot hate this women more than I hate her.
She disgusts me BEYOND disgust.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
She already admitted that prior to her fame she was a stripper before.
Did this ho get another boob job? My tax dollars at work.
Submitted by joanne on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:49pm
Didn't she admit that she is receiving government assistance? If so, doesn't she have to report this income that she got from the stip club?
I kinda feel sorry for her kids when then get into grade school.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
NEEDS PERMANENT BURQUA.
*refills brain bleach prescription*
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This is just pathetic. Does she realize people are laughing at her?
I absolutely fucking HATE this woman. More than Blohan, more than Shitney. At least they actually have SOMETHING to be famous for (prior to head shaving meltdown and car jacking). But this woman....PURPOSLY llet some ass backwards doctor insert all those embryo's into her for the sole purpose of getting famous and has continued to seek fame while neglecting her 14 fucking children. Where is CPS?
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:52pm.
anyone got change for a nickel?
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You are still paying too much.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:43pm
You forgot about the rap song she released.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
LOL ahahahahaha!!! Yes lil Ras missed that!
If we were all there we would be throwing diapers on that stage!
Coma Caca!
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I think I may have to stop off at church on my way home tonight to pray for all of our souls -- fucking Octo-ho' is one step away from hookin' to pay for her army of children and Kate Major having Satan's spawn. Add in the fact that Snookie is having a baby & we're all fucked. (I know I'm missing some other horrifying upcoming events in there, too)
The world is definitely ending in 2012.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:58pm.
Looks like she raked in $23 bucks enough for case of White Castle Sliders.
SKY LINE CHILI. yes. poop & shoot.
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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:16pm.
say something nice *counts $1 bills on the stage*...well she made $17. ahahahahahahahhahaah
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Chiri, it's $17.25, you missed Jack's quarter!
Ahahaha Rasc, it wasn't the lightening. Your computer just offed itself.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:35pm.
Yes but I would've laughed and thrown monopoly money
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And waste a perfectly good monopoly game?
That'crazy talk!
Ahahaha, I was looking at those Octomom TMZ photos and suddenly there's a lightening, a huge thunder BANGGGGG and my computer went black!
say something nice *counts $1 bills on the stage*...well she made $17. ahahahahahahahhahaah
Coma Caca!
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Have to wonder who her first agent was, and how they managed get her from milking the bundle of kids to this. You would think with the crap reality they show on TV that someone would have been able to get her some sort of show. Or a commercial gig with pampers or gerber or something.
Though she seems to not have much common sense, so probably would have blown every cent anyway.
Hard to believe that this will make her enough money to support all those kids, once the novelty has worn off who is really going to want to see more of that?
Jesus Fucking Christ Michael K, thanks a lot
I highly doubt her abdominal muscles are strong enough to work the pole after 14 kids and a C section...I take it that's why there's loose change on the floor beneath her.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:10pm.
lmao anno!! It's MK's brilliant plan to thin our fupas out a little. I'm afraid won't be able to eat this box of twinkies for quite awhile. :(
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That MK - such a humanitarian! Trying to preserve the sexy of the ladies of The D!
lmao anno!! It's MK's brilliant plan to thin our fupas out a little. I'm afraid won't be able to eat this box of twinkies for quite awhile. :(
:S hmmmm another press the button baby jesus post!
harpo who dis woman? dude looks like a ladddddddy
Coma Caca!
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You're not supposed to write about her alone without her gay boyfriend from church, MK.
When I was about 12 one kid in school had a mom that was rumoured to be a prostitute, and of course we made fun of him. Not cos his mom was a whore, but cos we didn't believe that anyone'd be desperate enough to sleep with her ugly self and pay for it.
At least Octomom's kids'll have proof somebody wanted to watch their mom strip and fap and do anal (only a matter of time since she's vowed not to let anyone near her vag).
That mask is nice, but it should be a lot larger.
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I'll join you *throws away tuna salad*
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:34pm.
No one should feel sorry for her. She's a pig in shit.
There, fixed that for you!
Dammit Michael, it's lunch time!! I'll bet she was doing the Elaine mixed with the Demi with added "sexy" face. *throws away fish taco*
my eyes cannot unsee the horror!!
plus Florida has more than enough crazy without this trick...
In that top pick she looks like a Dollar Tree Chyna (the he/she mess of a wrestler).
Listen, she gotta bring food on her family as Bush once said. Looks like she raked in $23 bucks enough for case of White Castle Sliders.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:35pm.
I can just imagine how completely unsexy she was.
It must have been embarrassing to watch.
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Yes but I would've laughed and thrown monopoly money at her. She wouldn't have known the difference.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
i shouldnt have clicked on the first thumb, cuz i looked right up octomom and i think i saw an umbilical cord.
Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:51pm.
"about as erotic as an enema."
The enema wins.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
she reminds me of Daishiki from Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.
The first time a stripper is paid to get the fuck off the stage.
those shoes are ugly for sure.
like wow, really octomom... if you are gonna be a stripper, wear lucite for fuck sakes, not polkadot red pumps with open toes, because clearly they are 2 sizes too small and you know that open toes means you can wear them.
lucite heels would have at least brought elegance to the table.
anyone got change for a nickel?
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Please let Florida keep her. Please.
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about as erotic as an enema.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:27pm.
*tosses a fucking quarter on stage*
ASK FOR CHANGE BACK JACK!
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
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It she is actually spporting those kids and has no welfare coming in then good for her. She lives in a situation that should not have happened. Is the doctor who did this giving child support?
Everyone's comments are killing me. Especially the comment that she looks like she's taking a dump in a dirty bathroom!
But I think MK said it best: 50 SHADES OF NO!
I find it heinous to fap to this. And not in a sexy way.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:41pm.
its like journey to the center of earth deep, i think.
How am I going to wash the stink off my eyes!?!
obviously octomom is trying to bring her Magic Mike on.
first she was in that fap porn, second she got it on with hat muscle gym bunny moustache (when gay guys beard for women) at LA airport.
and now stripping, cuz nothing makes straight guys horny like a 15-minute fame hungry ho with busted lips, rock hard melons, a c-section scar, a gut big enough to carry 14 babies, and 14 hungry kids at home who should be taken off her cuz she is fame hungry slut.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:36pm.
PS. The main pic it looks like she is trying to take a dump in a dirty washroom
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Ewwww that is so foul LMFAO!
It just adds to my view there is just nothing at all sexy about this creature. As if it wasn't bad enough now all I'll think about is her taking a dump, great thanks Nella! ..lol!!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:27pm.
has anybody seeing octomom's vagina?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
wouldn't she make more money if she just did a straight-up porn? but she won't do a porn until the headlining stripper gigs start drying up. this bitch is so ass backwards. 8-P