Panty Creamer Of The Day: OctoMom's Stripper Pictures
Sucio bitches who saved up wads of dollars bills to rub against OctoMom's c-section scar during her stripper debut at T's Club in Florida made a sad in their pants after she canceled that shit due to the club's employees throwing shade at her during an interview with a local news station. But because the rent is always due, you can't buy collagen injections with an EBT card and 14 screaming kids are always hungry, OctoMom re-booked at a different club in Florida. Octo made her stripper debut at Playhouse Gentlemen's Club in Hallandale, FL this past Friday night and I can't believe people didn't make it rain unused Pampers on her ass instead of making it rain dollar bills.
TMZ says that the fap porn superstar dropped her ass, did the #imbirthingmoney move (see picture above) and even gave a half-assed lap dance to a lady on stage. Octo made sperm counts instantly drop when she licked a lollipop as a sexy school girl and spanked herself while stripping to RiRi's S&M. Octo spanking herself is seriously some Fifty Shades of NO shit.
TMZ has more pictures if you that's what you need today and every single picture serves as a very important warning. If you get a back alley doctor to stuff your baby making area with two handfuls of embryos, you might give birth to your own personal child army. Then in to support that child army, you'll have to awkwardly work the pole at a Florida strip club while wearing the ugliest shoes I've ever seen. I'm all for Octo getting money, bitch, but I'm not for Octo doing it while wearing some "Minnie Mouse working the discount section of the ho stroll" shoes.
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If pathetic is the new sexy, this works. Otherwise, it's just plain ugly and sad.
Wait! If she was a black woman doing this kind of shit and had that many kids, america would kill this bitch publically! How does she have custody of those kids????
bambam, thank you for confirming what I have always suspected to be true of your gender:
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:10pm.
Hey, don't you know that thought passes thru our minds 90% of the time? We see something, we think "Hey, I could stick my dick in that."
Honestly, it's this ^^^^^^^^^^^ mentality that is the root source for the majority of the world's problems. Perhaps the mothers of the world should be teaching their sons VERY EARLY in life that they MUST to be careful about where they stick that thing, or they'll hurt themselves (not to mention hurting others). Kinda like they teach kids not to touch a hot stove by letting them feel the heat coming off it...
Sorry if I sound like I'm damning the entire male gender, but between the Penn State evil and not a day going by that doesn't include one new tragedy that can be traced to indiscriminate sticking of dicks into something or someone, I'm fairly well despairing and fed up.
OT: Didn't the taxpayers of California pay to send this possum-bellied freak to college at one point in time? She MUST have learned something there that could be utilized in a legitimate, somewhat honorable form of employment...I agree with those who've said her children should have been taken away from her already. Why wait until they're so screwed up they won't ever be able to be gainfully employed and contribute to society?
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
She's not all bad, she just cured Priapism.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm guessing about $20-$30 thrown at her in that banner pic.
Yeah, this is totally going to put her kids through college.
I would rather gouge my eyes out with forks than look at stripper pictures of the octowhore. Btw, she's sunk about as low as a woman can sink, doing porn & stripping. Giving bj's to random passersby in a dark alleyway is next...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I bet her kids will grow up wishing they were Duggars....
Submitted by C6 on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 8:30pm.
Chay, seriously, Florida?? Fking slunt is in it for herself, always has been. The day she said "my kids are animals" I reckoned her to be a fked up soul, no return. Feel so damn bad for those kids.
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Seriously!! I'd actually give her some props if she she just admitted that her kids need better care than she's able to give. Everything she's done isn't about her kids' well-being, it's about her and getting her name and fugly mug out for the world to see.
Bitch has no shame or dignity.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 8:24pm.
I wonder if what she earns goes straight to the babysitter, because bitch has to travel to Florida for this stupid gig?
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Chay, seriously, Florida?? Fking slunt is in it for herself, always has been. The day she said "my kids are animals" I reckoned her to be a fked up soul, no return. Feel so damn bad for those kids.
eta, Okay bitch lives in Florida, but none of her money goes to the kids; the state aid checks goes to the kids. You know she "rationalizes" that her slut money is hers and hers alone.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
I wonder if what she earns goes straight to the babysitter, because bitch has to travel to Florida for this stupid gig?
I think she has narcissistic personality disorder - how else could you explain her completely illogical behavior that is solely focused on her?
14 kids will be the laughing stock of wherever they go because of this messed up trash. She really disgusts me. Those kids better emancipate themselves and change their names as soon as they can. Life is worth a fighting chance without that fked up bitch in their lives.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
This is just sad. I can't even go there.
Stripper? WTF! She's almost wearing a snowmobile suit.
She's got a screw loose, sad for the kids.
The people watching her are more disgusting that she is. She's desperate for money, what's their excuse?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Cute outfit but she should have gone with black patten leather platforms. The polka dots are a little precious. You know, for a stripper with 14 children.
If any story deserved the heading "WRONG", this would be it. I hope Stockton and San Bernardino don't need their money back for a few decades. I strongly doubt that the state of California has enough loot in its coffers for both them and a public assistance program to cover her spawn's therapy bills.
her children must be so proud ;/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
stefystef - yep. I blame TMZ and the rest of the tabloits for continuing to follow and report on her.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:27pm.
I absolutely fucking HATE this woman.
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You cannot hate this women more than I hate her.
She disgusts me BEYOND disgust.
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If I wasn't a mother with responsibilities I would drive to her shit shack and beat the shit out of her. Possibly even defecate on her.
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Yo @M.E., that nasty whore is not worth the jail time. She's is a laughing stock and a disgrace to the human female race. One good thing that came out of this- you don't see the multiple births like you did 5-10 year ago. So hopefully, no more Octomom's, no more raccoon-head KuntyKate Gosselin, no more exploitation of child birth and motherhood to get fame.
But I'm with you. That bitch needs a serious beatdown. But better. NO MORE PRESS. Ignore her and that will drive her insane! Put her in the nut house and the kids in a good home. We can only wish...
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I'm looking at the dudes in the background and wondering if they're thinking "fourteen humans came out of that body" and getting disgusted or horny.
Where the fuck is Octogranny? I bet she's changed her name and moved far away from daughter dearest.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by darlingjulie on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:26pm.
I can't believe she is wearing polka dot shoes with a plaid skirt.
HAHAHAHA
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El pasado es el pasado, pero es siempre presente.
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:14pm
So what you got, big boobs?
Hmmm, hey, I could stick my.......lols ;)
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My eyes are up here darling.
How can she still have custody of her kids?
Her twat looks like a bullet wound. She had some kind of clitty mclabia reduction surgery and cement ass fillers in addition to her baboon anus lip injections and plastic titty ball insertion. She's chopshopped & looks like 10 miles of bad road. Could have bought a lot of food and diapers with that $$
She has feet bigger than a tranny...in fact I get a total tranny vibe from her...look at the size of those feet! My apologies to any trannies I may have insulted. You guys look MUCH better than this nasty skank.
@ darlingjulie
'I can't believe she is wearing polka dot shoes with a plaid skirt.'
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uh, ch-yeah. that's the real problem here...her wrong 'fashion' choices.
My eyes!!!!! Cannot.stand.her.
She can shake her canned tuna all she wants but there needs to be an intervention on her child hoarding ass.
Seriously.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
I can't believe she is wearing polka dot shoes with a plaid skirt.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:53pm.
those shoes are ugly for sure.
My first and only thought. I think I'm actually indifferent to this woman at this point.
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lol lucifer
i can live with her being a stripper, a fap porno queen with baby clothes in the background, a churchgoer with a gym bunny boyfriend,
but i cant deal with those shoes.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:14pm
So what you got, big boobs?
Hmmm, hey, I could stick my.......lols ;)
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:49pm.
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Hey, don't you know that thought passes thru our minds 90% of the time? We see something, we think "Hey, I could stick my dick in that."
That's why I always wanna see who's making the donuts at Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme.
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Why I am glad I do not have a peen.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:49pm.
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Hey, don't you know that thought passes thru our minds 90% of the time? We see something, we think "Hey, I could stick my dick in that."
That's why I always wanna see who's making the donuts at Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme.
They should have made it even darker. Move those Radio Shack dj lights back a couple of feet.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
i just threw up in my mouth a little. :-(
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:49pm.
Tequila Tax - In my parts the topless and nudey strip clubs are alcohol free. Bikini strip clubs have alcohol.
*shrugs*
What I can say is there was this one hooker I knew who stripped, she was saggy, with a pregnancy stretched marked fupa from hell, saddle bags and tennis ball in socks droopy bewbs with butter face, not only was she a stripper, she was an escort.
And she made $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Proof a dude will fuck anything.
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*wonders why I even bother to try to get a real (albeit low paying) job*
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Tequila Tax - In my parts the topless and nudey strip clubs are alcohol free. Bikini strip clubs have alcohol.
*shrugs*
What I can say is there was this one hooker I knew who stripped, she was saggy, with a pregnancy stretched marked fupa from hell, saddle bags and tennis ball in socks droopy bewbs with butter face, not only was she a stripper, she was an escort.
And she made $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Proof a dude will fuck anything.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:01pm.
Dammit Michael, it's lunch time!! I'll bet she was doing the Elaine mixed with the Demi with added "sexy" face. *throws away fish taco*
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LMAO @ the Elaine!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I knew it. People were feeling sorry for Octomom for a hot second, but this weirdo is LOVING this shit. She was born to be Nomi Malone dammit, in her own head anyway.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:40pm.
Lemme just say there some strip clubs up in my parts that have VERY low standards.
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I guess the guys who frequent those places tend to collect disability and have an alcohol problem.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:27pm.
I absolutely fucking HATE this woman.
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You cannot hate this women more than I hate her.
She disgusts me BEYOND disgust.
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If I wasn't a mother with responsibilities I would drive to her shit shack and beat the shit out of her. Possibly even defecate on her.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
you can leave a flaming bag of poo on her doorstep. don't worry, her security cameras don't work, she hasn't paid her ADT bill. :D
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:38pm.
Too funny, too sad. I suppose with enough booze it'd be a goof to watch
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No, it would be fun to go there and heckle the shit out of her.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Lemme just say there some strip clubs up in my parts that have VERY low standards.
It's funny cause it's sad.. or maybe that's other way around...hmm
And for the disaster tourists who just can't stop watching this train wreck, Daily Mail got some pics where you literally see a halfass drop.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2174314/Octomom-Nadya-Sulem...
Ok, I'm seriously grumpy today, but...
Don't people watch this for the erotica, unless of course she's going all the way to leaving nothing to the imagination...because, she is NOT erotic. At all. At least I don't see it, maybe it's just me.
So glad I don't live in CA anymore, because if I saw my tax dollars on this trick's chest I might have to knock a whore's teeth out.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Too funny, too sad. I suppose with enough booze it'd be a goof to watch, albeit the opposite of hot.
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El pasado es el pasado, pero es siempre presente.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:27pm.
I absolutely fucking HATE this woman.
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You cannot hate this women more than I hate her.
She disgusts me BEYOND disgust.
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If I wasn't a mother with responsibilities I would drive to her shit shack and beat the shit out of her. Possibly even defecate on her.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:30pm.
She already admitted that prior to her fame she was a stripper before.
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With her looks, I'm surprised that guys were willing to give her money to get naked. I guess guys are really, REALLY easy to please.
Or stupid.
remember now, the skrip club is really, really dark.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:53pm.
those shoes are ugly for sure.
My first and only thought. I think I'm actually indifferent to this woman at this point.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 2:30pm.
She already admitted that prior to her fame she was a stripper before.
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With her looks, I'm surprised that guys were willing to give her money to get naked. I guess guys are really, REALLY easy to please.
Or stupid.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K