Panty Creamer Of The Day: OctoMom’s Stripper Pictures

Sucio bitches who saved up wads of dollars bills to rub against OctoMom’s c-section scar during her stripper debut at T’s Club in Florida made a sad in their pants after she canceled that shit due to the club’s employees throwing shade at her during an interview with a local news station. But because the rent is always due, you can’t buy collagen injections with an EBT card and 14 screaming kids are always hungry, OctoMom re-booked at a different club in Florida. Octo made her stripper debut at Playhouse Gentlemen’s Club in Hallandale, FL this past Friday night and I can’t believe people didn’t make it rain unused Pampers on her ass instead of making it rain dollar bills.

TMZ says that the fap porn superstar dropped her ass, did the #imbirthingmoney move (see picture above) and even gave a half-assed lap dance to a lady on stage. Octo made sperm counts instantly drop when she licked a lollipop as a sexy school girl and spanked herself while stripping to RiRi’s S&M. Octo spanking herself is seriously some Fifty Shades of NO shit.

TMZ has more pictures if you that’s what you need today and every single picture serves as a very important warning. If you get a back alley doctor to stuff your baby making area with two handfuls of embryos, you might give birth to your own personal child army. Then in to support that child army, you’ll have to awkwardly work the pole at a Florida strip club while wearing the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen. I’m all for Octo getting money, bitch, but I’m not for Octo doing it while wearing some “Minnie Mouse working the discount section of the ho stroll” shoes.