Monday, July 16th 2012

Night Crumbs

The Twatlight: Breaking Hymen, Part 2 character posters are so hilariously awful that they look like they were used to wipe up Photoshop's ass - The Berry 

No Doubt has a new song and it sort of sounds like something you'd hear from a ska band in Fraggle Rock - Lainey Gossip 

Rebecca Duvall from Smash had a baby - Celebitchy

Sarah Silverman makes some Republican billionaire and offer he shouldn't refuse - Towleroad

I pity the child who has to say the words: Auntie Noah - The Superficial 

Madge's 53-year-old nipple came out to play again in Paris - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Elle Macpherson's still got it - Hollywood Tuna 

Beyonce reads some letter she wrote to Michelle Obama and I didn't hear a word she said since I was too busy wondering why her right eyebrow is trying to touch the sky - Just Jared

Maria Menounos' ass is all up in your face - IDLYITW

George Clooney is cheating on Brad Pitt with Channing Tatum - Popsugar

Russell Brand has officially been given the thumbs up to move on to his next wife - ICYDK

I wish the other Hough was wearing that bikini instead. "You and me both, bitch, you and me both..." - Ryan Gaycrest - Popoholic

How is Sex House not a real reality show? - OMG Blog

Cassie learned the hard way that you should always check the expiration date on a pair of nuts before you swallow - Crunk + Disorderly

This is some Little House on the Prairie meets The Neverending Story shit and it's not a good look - Hollywood Rag

More like 20 Drunk as Fuck Dogs - Cityrag

Charlie Sheen tweeted during sex - I'm Not Obsessed

Posted by: Michael K


RandéSleepover's picture

There might be something to that prior BI about George Clooney's inviting couples to Lake Como, then trying to flip the guys. He's had a parade of ambiguous B-level couples as house guests all summer.

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midnight.miss's picture

Dog, she hunches her shoulders forward to accentuate her collar-bones for that emaciated look.

RandéSleepover's picture

I'm more surprised that a porn star has a recording contract than I am that Sheen tweeted during for-pay BJs.

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Dog's picture

Are Miley Hillbilly's shoulders just wide or is she always shrugging them? I can't put my ginger on it but she always looks like her shoulders are jacked.

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Submitted by joanne on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 7:04pm.
"Tweeting while having sex is pretty sad."
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Mhmmm. His ass would have been on the floor and out the door before he could hit 'send'.

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hoganbcmj's picture

Robyn is looking kinda pale. Is this the cover of her new album?

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doncorleone's picture

Charlie Sheen is disgusting, skeevy, std riddled, gross, shallow, dirty, mangy, offensive, pig like. Fuck off Charlie, I'll take Martin Sheen any day over you. Hell, I'd take Emilio's ass over you.

Mhm, the characters are supposed to look like this as they're evil, glittery vampires.

mefunigirl's picture

He's giving me a willy wonka character vibe....he isn't supposed to be sexy is he?

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Dog's picture

That boy (?) looks like he has a serious case of the too-tight shortz. The caption should be "I haz pissy".

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Lol, me too. Robyn is in Breaking Hymen?

Submitted by joanne on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 7:04pm.
Tweeting while having sex is pretty sad.
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and the sex must be really bad.

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ewe's picture

Ok, I seriously thought that was a picture of Robyn.

KA's picture

where are the videos of the twihards reacting to the new posters? i need something to make fun of today.

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TexnDoc's picture

Both Judy Garland and Edith Piaf died younger than Madonna is now and less tragically.

joanne's picture

Tweeting while having sex is pretty sad.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I think Cassie (who?) is quite beautiful.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Are they seriously calling this shit a "saga"? Disgusting. I'll be so glad when it's over and these assholes can bugger off back to oblivion.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 6:59pm.

"Does the red eye here appeal to gays or women? cause its giving me the creeps."

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ZERO appeal...to me at least, but then he looks like a puppeh, not a man.

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P.T.Bull's picture

Does the red eye she-male here appeal to gays or women? cause its giving me the creeps.