Night Crumbs
The Twatlight: Breaking Hymen, Part 2 character posters are so hilariously awful that they look like they were used to wipe up Photoshop's ass - The Berry
No Doubt has a new song and it sort of sounds like something you'd hear from a ska band in Fraggle Rock - Lainey Gossip
Rebecca Duvall from Smash had a baby - Celebitchy
Sarah Silverman makes some Republican billionaire and offer he shouldn't refuse - Towleroad
I pity the child who has to say the words: Auntie Noah - The Superficial
Madge's 53-year-old nipple came out to play again in Paris - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Elle Macpherson's still got it - Hollywood Tuna
Beyonce reads some letter she wrote to Michelle Obama and I didn't hear a word she said since I was too busy wondering why her right eyebrow is trying to touch the sky - Just Jared
Maria Menounos' ass is all up in your face - IDLYITW
George Clooney is cheating on Brad Pitt with Channing Tatum - Popsugar
Russell Brand has officially been given the thumbs up to move on to his next wife - ICYDK
I wish the other Hough was wearing that bikini instead. "You and me both, bitch, you and me both..." - Ryan Gaycrest - Popoholic
How is Sex House not a real reality show? - OMG Blog
Cassie learned the hard way that you should always check the expiration date on a pair of nuts before you swallow - Crunk + Disorderly
This is some Little House on the Prairie meets The Neverending Story shit and it's not a good look - Hollywood Rag
More like 20 Drunk as Fuck Dogs - Cityrag
Charlie Sheen tweeted during sex - I'm Not Obsessed
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No Doubt's sounding a little dancehall-ish with their new song. I can't hate on No Doubt. Tragic Kingdom was one of the soundtracks to my senior year in high school. *sigh* I'm fucking old.
wow @ gwen stefani. how in the hell did just a girl come out 17 years ago??
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The albina was also in a movie called "Red". Kinda pretty good flick (if you're a true dog lover, it is traumatic and also redemptive).
Charlie Sheen-embodies the word 'dissipated'. At one time, I think he was actually somewhat good looking.
And lately I feel like I'm not getting as many MK posts needed to get through the day. Or is it like an addict, your tolerance builds and you need more to get the same effect?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:46pm.
Dog, I must be getting really senile because I was going to say he was on SVU last season but then I looked it up and that was 2009. WTF? *soaks dentures*
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Dog, I must be getting really senile because I was going to say he was on SVU last season but then I looked it up and that was 2009. WTF? *soaks dentures*
Whoever the albino is, he looks like he's missing his top teeth.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:21pm.
Dog- he was on SVU! He worked with the CSI's.
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It can't be! He isn't old enough! I'M NOT THAT FRIGGING OOOOOLLLLLDDDDD!
*changes tennis balls on walker and drinks Geritol*
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Dog- he was on SVU! He worked with the CSI's.
His name is Noel Fisher. He's guest appeared on almost every GD shiw there is. Freddy Got Fingered ring a bell?
@ ME, that kid also played the son in that show "The Riches" with that guy in El Bastardo's avie (cannot remember anybody's name right now.)
Who is that kid?? He looks so familiar!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 9:37pm.
Robyn had that song in the mid-90s....you've got to Show me loveeeeeeeeee (you would know it if you heard it). She then went MIA for like 15 years (in the USA anyways) and now has been releasing new songs lately. She has one Dancing On my Own that you might recognize :)
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submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 9:13pm.
I like the new No Doubt song. : )
I don't hate it, I guess. Here is the video for it.
Never been a No Doubt/Stefani fan, but she is the motherfucking queen.
Who is Robyn?
This twitard poster here is that actor that was on SVU, the one that tried to kill Stabler. The cororner boy.
What is room 23?
I don't know who the fuck that is. Looks like Draco Malfoy and that gay plastic surgeon had a baby together.
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This Twilight person looks like a snotty beeyotch. Not appealing in the least.
Daniee I DID see his pics! The most interesting part of all of that to me were the rumors about Hayden P. Supposedly she likes all kinds of kinky sex and had a horrid childhood. Sad if true.
I remember reading about Diana Jenkins being a philanthropist, etc. I also read that she claimed to have a crazy upbringing; like she escaped Bosnia with no money to her name or something, and then came here and met her husband while putting herself through college, and they built their empire together. Interesting stuff!
www.poopreport.com :)
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Clooney's Lake Como soirées are merely his stab at recreating Alice B. Toklas' and Gertrude Stein's salon.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 9:03pm.
Wow.
I think besides running a sex ring, like anything else matters in gossip blogs! lol, she is a big political fundraiser and philantropist.- Room 23's Jenkins.
Did you see the photographs of George Clooney on the site?
I like the new No Doubt song. : )
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 8:17pm.
Yup. And where's our invite??
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El pasado es el pasado, pero es siempre presente.
My internet its slow as fuck today, so the first thing I saw was that hilarious wig. At first I thought it was that asexual looking guy from that Snow White film... the brother of the HOT ASS queen Ravenna(Charlize Theron).
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''Don’t you come after me, you whore!'' Joan Rivers.
Speaking of room 23... the supposed madam of that franchise is Diana Jenkins, who was married to Roger Jenkins, super millionaire (Barclay's) banker. He and Elle McPherson are actually dating and have been somewhat serious. He said in an interview that he will split his $300 million dollar empire with Diana evenly, because she was there from the beginning and helped him earn it. Lucky bitch.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Those Twilight ads! They look like the kind of stuff you do at design school in your freshman year when you piss about in the computer room.
Also, words can't express how much I hate Beyoncé. She writhes around in revealing outfits for a living but thinks her approval is important to other people. If only she were like Posh Spice, annoying, ubiquitous, but silent?
Which twatlight character is that?
Oooh, just looked at the photos of Channing Tatum and his wife with the Clooney-Keiblers. That is weird. George is tapping that for sure.
Also, Channing looks completely out of place. His clothing is all wrong.
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Oh, 'Angina', haha I like that!!
Hmmm, why doesn't it surprise me that she is a pious conservative?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 8:45pm.
"Word. Then again, any sex with Charlie Sheen must be really bad."
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Gag. Not a chance in hell. You couldn't pay me enough to let that roach touch me, much less sleep with me.
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Submitted by ewe on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 7:08pm.
Ok, I seriously thought that was a picture of Robyn.
Haaaaahaha I feel bad for her now.
And damn, those Twishite posters: ugliest Photoshop shit I've ever seen in my life. Look at the Shannon from Lost one! FUG.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 7:11pm.
and the sex must be really bad.
Word.
Then again, any sex with Charlie Sheen must be really bad.
I don't understand this Twilight poster.
And I have a feeling SHeen is heading "out" for some weird reason.
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I had no idea Walter Mercado was in this Twilight shitfest. Looking good Walter!
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Words cannot express how fucking stupid I think the Twilight "saga" is. Also, LMAOOOOOO at those hideous posters!!
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Douchechill!
La Chaylo....weren't there rumors that George and Cindy C and her husband like to *allegedly* get it on with each other and he latest gf Cindy has chosen for him.
And I've read what Daniee mentioned too. About him also*allegedly* being featured in Room 23 escort catalogue. Ahem.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Daniee: "...I get the feeling that Brad-Angie don't hang around him much as couples cause it seems that everyone finds it uncomfortable being in the company of Angelina. I think she's socially odd and needs to be the only woman. We never see them with other couples."
Totally agree, Daniee! I also think George and Brad act like frat boys when they get together, pranking each other and Angina (typo stays) hates that he has boy fun. And I bet they clash with their political views (I've heard that Angie is actually quite conservative in many ways).
Oh me too Daniee!! I wish I could look like that. Maybe that's what it is. It's like she's losing muscle tone or something. I think she would look better if she actually gained a little weight. But still gorgeous. Wahhhh lol
www.poopreport.com :)
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Looks like that Isabel Lucas has gotten some face work done....she looks stranger than usual. I have to admit though that I actually like those 60's esque prairie skirts and dresses but you have to be tall to pull it off really.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 8:17pm.
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Some woman once they get a certain age do lose much of that waist to hip curve due to hormones, but with Elle M I just think she is so darn skinny! Or it could be a combination. When you have a sweet face like hers, you can get away with being too skinny till you get a certain age, y'know.
I would still love to look like that in a bikini though.
Seriously Beyonce.... Don't ya think every First Lady puts on that front. Shouldn't matter if she's black or white.
OMG a SKA Band in Fraggle Rock!!! I literally spit my drink out when I read that...and that's EXACTLY what it sounds like too!!!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 8:17pm.
Is George a leader of some sex cult? I get an Eyes Wide Shut vibe from his Lake Como sleepovers.
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Well, he was/is close (as is Cindy Crawford and her man) to that "lady" with the hotel sex ring going on in HW. I'm sure someone else here knows a little more and can explain it better.
I get the feeling that Brad-Angie don't hang around him much as couples cause it seems that everyone finds it uncomfortable being in the company of Angelina. I think she's socially odd and needs to be the only woman. We never see them with other couples.
Watch George Clooney cast Channing Tatum in his next movie. That's how Tatum operates.
Dito Montiel, Steven Soderbergh...
Powder's back - with a WEAVE!!!
Elle McPherson always bothered me because she was so damn perfect looking.
But there is something different about her now. Is she not roasting herself in the sun? And I like her much better with brown hair/blonde highlights vs. all over blonde. Her body has become teen boyish too. What's happening Elle???
Oh...and Charlie Sheen is disgusting. Blech.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 7:29pm.
There might be something to that prior BI about George Clooney's inviting couples to Lake Como, then trying to flip the guys. He's had a parade of ambiguous B-level couples as house guests all summer.
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Note the pic of the Amazon and Derpy's wife holding hands. Could be innocent, but I lean towards not so much.
Is George a leader of some sex cult? I get an Eyes Wide Shut vibe from his Lake Como sleepovers.
Looks like a cross between Harry Potter and High School Musical?
them twilight posters are of some strange looking mofo's
esp that one black chick with the HULK shoulders
Dude at the top looks like Robyn.
Submitted by KA on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 7:05pm.
where are the videos of the twihards reacting to the new posters? i need something to make fun of today.
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Yeah, me too. : ) Show me!!
I have a soft spot for Russell Brand and his slightly hairy nipple game and I hope this time around, he chooses a woman who is more genuine, down to earth and perhaps closer to his age. Talk about bad coupling with those two!! He's a sober chickpea-eating meditating yogi and well, her. You know.