Night Crumbs

July 16, 2012 / Posted by:

The Twatlight: Breaking Hymen, Part 2 character posters are so hilariously awful that they look like they were used to wipe up Photoshop’s ass – The Berry 

No Doubt has a new song and it sort of sounds like something you’d hear from a ska band in Fraggle Rock – Lainey Gossip 

Rebecca Duvall from Smash had a baby – Celebitchy

Sarah Silverman makes some Republican billionaire and offer he shouldn’t refuse – Towleroad

I pity the child who has to say the words: Auntie Noah The Superficial 

Madge’s 53-year-old nipple came out to play again in Paris – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Elle Macpherson’s still got it – Hollywood Tuna 

Beyonce reads some letter she wrote to Michelle Obama and I didn’t hear a word she said since I was too busy wondering why her right eyebrow is trying to touch the sky – Just Jared

Maria Menounos’ ass is all up in your face – IDLYITW

George Clooney is cheating on Brad Pitt with Channing Tatum Popsugar

Russell Brand has officially been given the thumbs up to move on to his next wife – ICYDK

I wish the other Hough was wearing that bikini instead. “You and me both, bitch, you and me both…” – Ryan Gaycrest Popoholic

How is Sex House not a real reality show? – OMG Blog

Cassie learned the hard way that you should always check the expiration date on a pair of nuts before you swallow – Crunk + Disorderly

This is some Little House on the Prairie meets The Neverending Story shit and it’s not a good look – Hollywood Rag

More like 20 Drunk as Fuck Dogs – Cityrag

Charlie Sheen tweeted during sex – I’m Not Obsessed

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