It's Time For The Gathering of the Juggalos Again!
If you've got 23 minutes of free time, 23 brain cells to spare and want to see a touching tribute to the late and great Ass Dan, then smear your eyes with topical ointment and watch the long as hell infomercial for 2012's Gathering of the Juggalos. Cave-In-Rock, Illinois will once again become ground zero for fuckery when Juggalos and Juggalettes gather together for nearly a week full of clown-faced debauchery. You should hold your head with two hands before you read this year's line-up, because you might shake it off your neck. This year's line-up includes: The Game, George Clinton, The Fat Boys, Jamie Kennedy, Bobcat Goldthwait, a Michael Jackson Tribute, Master P, Raekwon and The Pharycide. George Clinton, what are you doing?! Has it really come to this? Do the Dancing with the Stars people not have your number? Damn.
You know, every year I toy with going to this mess, because I really want to see a pregnant Juggalette smoke meth out of an empty Faygo bottle in the middle of a clown orgy, but then I change my mind since I'm really not ready to die. But this year I might have to take that chance, because they had me at the words: Faygo, hot dogs and hamburgers will rain on the stage!
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 6:24pm.
A lot of the gals in that gallery made me think of Rick James (as portrayed by Dave Chappelle) saying, "I wish I had four hands so I can give those tities four thumbs down!"
Don't forget to check out the classy naked/topless Juggalettes...NSFW or LIFE!!!
http://www.villagevoice.com/slideshow/naked-juggalettes-nsfw-30847080/
I like bad things sometimes. Every year, I really look forward to when this infomercial comes out... just because it's so bad. Go watch all of them on You Tube. It is... *different.* In a way that black holes are different.
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white and ghetto trash gafuckinglore in the woods of Illinois it sounds like the makings of a slasher movie...or remake of Deliverance, thanks I like my entertainment with a little less end of the world vibe...but if you like cheezebughers it is the place to be fo sho!!
It's like a fucking "deliverance " convention and I swear all of these idiots are direct descendants of Banjo boy. Not clicking. I would be scared for my life going there, it would be safer to lie on the dance floor of a club butt ass naked 20 minutes after last call.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 6:04pm.
Ugh, that sounds like my idea of Hell.
George Clinton is going to be there? Holy shit! He's funk, not trash. It must be a good-paying gig.
I'd never go, but it looks like more fun than, say, a NASCAR event. About equally classy, though.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 5:55pm.
Sorry but what the fuck is this about
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Insane Clown Posse is a death rap group that started out in the 90s and has since become a cult whose members are called Juggalos. They are usually from the Midwest and South of the United States, consider themselves a family of outsiders, have a yearly convention, aren't very educated or successful, and often get in trouble with the law.
Sorry if I offended any Juggalo feelings out there, but I'm calling it as I see it.
RIP Jamie Kennedy.
Um. Did someone forget to send them the memo that zombies can't be killed by gunfire? I made it 6 mins.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Good grief, I knew this meth head girl back in the 90s who was into this band. I would have NEVER guessed they would be around this long.
MK- don't do it!!! Read the Kindle single, "American Juggalo". It's will give you a good idea of what this place is like and why you should stay far away. Well worth the 99 cents.
Maybe I don't want to click Play. [shudders]
If I were a celebrity, perhaps I'd get the clue my career was over if my manager called to say, "Hey, how about playing the Juggalos' thing this summer?" That might be a sign I needed to retire, get a job as a Walmart greeter, pick up aluminum cans alongside the highway, etc.
ETA: RIC FLAIR?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stay FAR away, Nature Boy! "Whooooooo!"
Couldn't watch more than a second or two. Anyone else sick to death with this zombie shit? I don't get it.
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RIC FLAIR is going to be at this mess?! I hope he and George Clinton have their own security guards because I'm scared for them.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Does anyone watch "Workaholics"? They had a funny Episode about Juggalos.
Seriously, those people scare me. I can handle anything the inner city can fling at me, but those people are like crazed hillbilly people. Too scary.
Sorry but what the fuck is this about
I fucking hate ICP
Why would this take 23 minutes? I couldn't get through one...