Tuesday, July 17th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 16th!
The sequel, Tragic Mike, didn't prove to have quite the same box office appeal... - fififi
Runners-up:
They would not eat them on a box, they would not eat them in their socks. They would not eat them in the nude, they would not eat them with a 'tude. - Lenalena
The Cat In the Hat follow up...The Dogs In the Socks. - Sweetas
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Really---shades and stockings? What kind of porno is this?
The Apalachicola Dinner Theatre Players production of "Magic Mike - The Musical" featuring Milton Moorehead as Mike and LeVar Burton as Dallas.
Tom Ford for Chess King
The US Men's Olympic Powerlift team. Experts in the snatch, clean, and jerk.
Someone didn't get the memo: blue or red fishnet socks only. A little sheepish, aren't we?
Faculty Photo from 1983 Fire Island High Yearbook
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♫..And now I know just why she keeps me hanging round,(Hanging 'round)She needs someone to walk on so her feet don't touch the ground(Don't touch the ground)...♫
Rob Kardashian debuts his new sock line.
The 2032 "Where Are They Now?" True Blood reunion spread in Playgirl wasn't exactly a great idea.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
Dress for sockcess.
NAC: Thanks, Rande!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Kim K blew everything but their socks off!
70s porn stars never really fade away...they just get new socks.
Drop your cocks and pick up your socks...we're going to a party.
The Village People went through a few developmental stages before they found the gay aesthetic that really fit the 70's.
The few Masseurs who didn't sue Travolta sent a group photo to show that they are always willing to stand behind him.
Amazingly, the Podiatrists for PETA campaign never took off.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
The Cat In the Hat follow up...The Dogs In the Socks
NAC: Emeriesan, fififi and zomay ta! :)
"that's the way we became the Sandusky Bunch...."
Pharell Williams and J.K Simmons have been added to the cast of Magic Mike 2, which has also hired Marc Jacobs as its highly paid wardrobe designer with impressively little to do.
The early auditions for The Village People..'We just can't decide on outfits just yet..how about we stick with these for now??'
Magic Mike merchandise material: Hanes His Way: Jerk Off Socks with 75% more absorbency.
Now I know why Rob Kardashian is so into making a sock line.
Submitted by turnelbup on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 8:39pm.
What Kind of Man Reads 'Argyle Quarterly'?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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El pasado es el pasado, pero es siempre presente.
Myron Fishbein wasn't proud of his gay porn career, but dammit, the money was just too good...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
What Kind of Man Reads 'Argyle Quarterly'?
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
My favorite 70's band, Earth Wind & Fabulous.
Rob Kardashian's sock line finally came out and from the looks of it, he's next.
Tainted Love, by Sock Sell.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
After seeing this dreadful display, Patty Stanger changed her tagline to "No socks before monogomy".
Submitted by fififi on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 6:48pm.
The sequel, Tragic Mike, didn't prove to have quite the same box office appeal...
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So funny!!!!!
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Rob Kardashian's sock line is everything I hoped it would be and more!
Finally, CO$ scientists develope x-ray glasses that work.
"Drop your socks and grab your cocks!"
Submitted by GingeMinge on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 8:18pm.
In 1972, a buttcrack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for planning homosexual liaisons using the "sock code." These men promptly escaped from a maximum security cockblockade to the Los Angeles gay underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of FABULOUS. If you have a rectum, if no one else can help, and if you can afford them, maybe you can hire...the Gay-Team!
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Loved this whole fking thing.
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"You and your Johnson. A way of life for over 50 years."
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
With the public's attention shifting to Tom Cruise's divorce, John Travolta's victims knew there was only one way to get the spotlight back: On Broadway.
Fruit of the loom, taking advantage of the Magic Mike hype, now requires the fruit guys to go nude to introduce their new line of mens socks.
In 1972, a buttcrack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for planning homosexual liaisons using the "sock code." These men promptly escaped from a maximum security cockblockade to the Los Angeles gay underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of FABULOUS. If you have a rectum, if no one else can help, and if you can afford them, maybe you can hire...the Gay-Team!
What in the Playgirl magazine People of Walmart edition hell??
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl formerly kown as Nightowl!
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 7:00pm.
A young Terry Richardson started out taking family photos.
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Haaaaahaaaaahaaaaa!
@ Sweetas - nice! :)
Our Junk is so hot, it's radioactive.
-The 3 Mile Island Gay Men's Chorus
EHRMAHGERD! Rob Kardashian's new sock line is finally out!
United Colors of Ben-gayghties
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Easy!. Breezy! Stinky Feet!
Is that Ryan Kwanten in the hot pink socks?
"I TOLD you we missed Spongebob's birthday!"
Rob Halford finally convinced the rest of Judas Priest to follow his lead.