Monday, July 16th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Will Ferrell (45)
Mark Indelicato (18)
AnnaLynne McCord (25)
Jesse Jane (32)
Jayma Mays (33)
Jenna Lewis (35)
Chris Pontius (38)
Corey Feldman (41)
Rain Pryor (43)
Barry Sanders (44)
Phoebe Cates (49)
Michael Flatley (54)
Tony Kushner (56)
Ruben Blades (64)

Posted by: Michael K


Pigsley's picture

To TequilaTax:

Sorry I'm a few days late, but thanks for the complement. Red Dwarf is fantastic.

WinterOwl22's picture

Happy Birthday to Will Ferrel!

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TequilaTax's picture

Submitted by Pigsley on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 1:51pm

I love your avie. The right picture.

(Red Dwarf fan here)

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

TequilaTax's picture

I'll give a Happy Birthday to Ferrell's bank account.

I will admit that I loved watching old school.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

doncorleone's picture

Cowjam -

Thank you! I have never been able to understand Will Ferrell's appeal - he just fucking irritates me

I'm a woman, but goddamn Phoebe Cates was so fucking hot in "Fast Times"

HB Will Ferrell. I loved him in M*A*S*H.

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Cowjam's picture

Oh thank God, I thought I was the only person on the planet who doesn't "get" Will Ferrell. I find him so unattractive and his "humor" is mean-spirited.

HB Will Ferrell.

He may not be everyone's cuppa of tea but I like his childish sense of humour. Blade of Glory and Talledega Nights are two of his movies that I can watch over and over.

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Pigsley's picture

What a grand picture of Will Ferrell. Happy birthday to him.

HB to the absolutely beautiful Phoebe Cates as well. Kevin Kline is a very lucky man.

Britneys cheap ass wig's picture

HB Will Farrell!!!

agirl's picture

I thought Ruben Blades passed away (oops!)

HB to him and Will Ferrell!

sybil's picture

Happy Birthday to Michael Flatley, Lord of the Pants!

FluffKitteh's picture

I thought I was the only one who thought Will Ferrell was painfully unfunny. Happy birthday anyway, I guess.

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/16/2012 - 10:57am.
Me too Ophy, I hope they don't fuck it up.
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No Words's picture

I loathe Will Ferrell.

Happy birthday to Ruben Blades!

shade's picture

Happy birthday to Will and Phoebe!

Whamo's picture

Me too Ophy, I hope they don't fuck it up.

humans_off_earth_now's picture

HB Tony Kushner!

HB Will Ferrell - I miss Craig and Arianna.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Happy birthday, Will Ferrel and JESSE FUCKING JANE! *air hump*
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Ophelias evil twin's picture

ohmygah I cannot wait for Anchorman 2 !!!

Phoebe Cates was and still is goygeous..

Gardening Girl's picture

HB Will Ferrell. My boys think you are a genius but I think you are just pressed off center.

As for Corey Feldman...what Whamo said.

Hekki's picture

Did anyone else have to stare at that for a long time trying to figure out what it was? At first I saw a big beige vulva. And I do believe I would let him stick the tip in.

Happy birfday to the still darling Phoebe Cates. (Who owns a boutique which sells a $525 crocheted carrot.)

SoulTaker's picture

Happy birthday, Phoebe!

Love,
Fred

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Eh, Ferrell gives me the cringes more than he makes me laugh.

HB to Pontius!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhbPPy4TuYI

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Thank god I'm not the only one that thinks he's not funny. Can't fucking stand that manchild shtick.

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Anonymousfckr's picture

I was staring at the computer with empty eyes in the same position as will ferrell and then he winked at me...

BernardProfitendieu's picture

on which planet is Will Farrell funny 'cause it sure ain't Earth

he is one super-fugly, middle-aged man

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Whamo's picture

Will Ferrell...this guy makes me laugh just waiting for him to say something silly, Anchorman had me pissing myself laughing. I love watching his out takes and seeing the stuff the left on the floor.

Corey Feldman...this guys is such a massive Dbag and a stylist needs to tell him the 80's are over and Michael Jackson ain't coming back.

Phoebe Cates....speaking of the 80's..long live Gremlins

Michael Flatley...*jumps up and starts dancing around office knocking over everything in sight*

Happy Bday Sluts.

Few Words's picture

will ferrel you aint funny & movies are shit.

ruben blades cool music & style. hes da man.

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Vern's picture

I've always heard the term "all hat & no hair" but that certainly isn't true in this case.

PS-I gotta fever for some cowbell!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

soulks's picture

Gmornin DListers and HB Will Ferrells Pearl :) and Phoebe Fasttimes&Kevin Kline, Michael the dance

Happy great BDay to all born!

gotta skidoooch!

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Thamar's picture

Will Ferrell I love you! Happy Birthday.